Free Humor

A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his wife waiting for him furious. "Where the hell have you been?" she asked. "You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he said. "I've just lost you in a card game." "How did you manage to do that?" "It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."

Some days you are the bug, somedays
you are the windshield.

If love is blind, Why is lingerie so popular?

To succeed at politics,
It is often necessary to rise
above your principles.