You vs. Your Boss...

When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed. When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

Not as funny as some of your other posts, but oh so true! I completely agree...

I'm going to print this out and pin it up in my boss' office, she's going to crack up and then i'll post a copy in front of my desk for those day's i'm crabby, haha

lol I liked it Dallas thanks.

i hate bosses.