Sleeping at Work

Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken."

2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."

1. " ... in God's name, Amen."

got fired at walmart for sleeping in changing room at night when I was doing the floor. I was finished and thought I desirved the break.the boss didn't. What was funny though I was the employee of the week for 2 weeks prior to this, but the boss knew I had nailed his daughter and hated me. She didn't!

my favorite as a young child to my parents when i was trying to sneak a few more minutes before getting up for school was: "i'm not sleeping, i'm just resting my eyes" of course they never fell for it.... and i HAD to get up like right now..... LOL