hope this never happens

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the
next hour just scratching his nuts-- something she
seemed to love to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do
you love doing that?
'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine.

lol I would turn back to her and give her an elbow across the chin.

Wuahahahahahahahahah now this was damn freaking insanely hilarious, HAHAHAHAHA

nightmare!

ha ha ha, i couldn't imagine what a guy should do in this situation........