> > THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!
> > If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
> > When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears
> > With their tedious diatribes about how hard things were.
> > When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school
> > every morning ...
> > Uphill... barefoot... BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yadda
> > And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,
> > There was no way in hell I was going to lay A bunch of crap
> > like that on kids about how hard I had it And how easy they've got it! But
> > now that...
> > I'm over the ripe old age of Thirty, I can't help but look around and
> > notice the youth of today.You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to
> > myChildhood,
> > you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you
> > Don't know how good you've got it!
> > I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet.
> > If we wanted to know something, We had to go to the damn library and
> > Look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!! There was no email!!
> > We had to actually writeSomebody a letter, with a pen! ...
> > Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the
> > mailbox
> > and it would take like a week to get there!There were no MP3's or
> > Napsters!
> > You wanted to Steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store
> > and shoplift it yourself!
> > Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd
> > usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!
> > We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If youWere on the phone
> > and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!
> > And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no
> > idea who it was!
> > It could be your school, Your mom, your boss, your Bookie, your drug
> > dealer,
> > a collections agent, youJust didn't know!!!
> > You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister! We didn't have any
> > fancy
> > Sony Playstation videoGames with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the
> > Atari 2600!
> > With games Like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids'. Your guy was a little
> > square!
> > You Actually had to use your Imagination!! And there were no multiple
> > levels orScreens,
> > it was just one screenForever! And you could never win. The game just kept
> > getting
> > Harder and harder andFaster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
> > You had to use a Little book called a TV Guide to find out what was On!
> > You were screwed when it Came to channel surfing!
> > You had to get offYour *** and walk over to the TV to change the Channel
> > and there was noCartoon Network either!
> > You could only get cartoonsOn Saturday Morning. Do you Hear what I'm
> > saying!?!
> > We had to wait ALL WEEKFor cartoons, you spoiled Little rat-bastards!
> > And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heatSomething up we had to
> > use the stove .
> > Imagine that! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kidsToday have
> > got it too easy.
> > You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lastedFive minutes back in
> > 1980!Regards,
