For Todays Poker Lesson....

How to turn $400 into $0.

Step 1 - play a rebuy, bust 14 times in it! 10 times racing, 3 times when a 70/30 favourite or better, and once with the worst hand (Down $44ish)

Step 2 - win it back playing a SnG! Send Borgo something (BAD LUCK THAT IS!)

Step 3 - Play 3 tournaments. End up perfectly getting it all in vs an underpair to your paid, and have QT suited call from the BB for all his chips in a $55buyin.... saying "Pot odds". POT ODDS????? He has 3 outs! And he hits them. All damn 3 of them for quads. One of the tourneys i just donked out of trying to get a bigger stack early as it was a bounty, the other was my AA vs his AJs...... and he flops a flush.


Step 4 - Play a HU cash game. Buy in for $100. Play against a donkey! Woot. I have 44, flop 9 9 8, he bets i call. Turn 4. He bets i call. River 4, yes i have quads. He pushes i call. Up to $220. Next hand he reriases me preflop. I have 7 9 spades. i call optimistically. 79s isnt too bad if he is playing a huge hand. Flop 9c 7c 2s. Booya! He pushes. I snap-call. HE flips AA! Good read me. Turn Q. River.....Q. He rivers higher 2 pair. Sucks to be me, and because he bought in for the max im down to $0.


So thats $250 gone, The other $150 was a $100HU (which i am good at btw) to which i got myself in a mess slow playing top 2 pair for him to runner runner a flush, to which i had to fold (the correct fold as he showed me the nuts btw) After this i simply had to rebuild, stole blinds and such. Got back to 1k chips vs his 2k, then decided to get involved in a race... And my car didnt leave the pit garage.

Final $45 i stuck on $1/$2 all in first hand with Q3 or something, called weirdly by 22 and JJ. And noone improved.




So, lessons from this?

1 - dont be eej
2 - Dont play big buyins with little cash
3 - if your gonna sattelite into something, do it sensibly.
4 - practice safe sex
5 - If you play on cake, the donks are great, but they do hit sometimes.
6 - When you have lost all your money, watch Saw5 and Eagleeye.



which is where im going now.

BYE!

Geez, Donk may not be a good name, I will try to come up with a new one at work.One thing I will say tho you sure got Kahunas!!!

follow 2 and 3 but i think EVERYONE follows one lol just playing tough run tho seriously

Number 4 is the key to all poker success. Seriously.

Good luck with number 1 lol.

Yeah, 1 and 4 are vital!

didn't know we had to pick, 2 and 4 for me.

LMFAO @ this post eejit, LOLOLOL

My pick would be #1:D

Funny thing there, I have at some point done it all as well LOLOLOL

2 - Dont play big buyins with little cash

AND.............

You know this but, don't risk so much of your bankroll, cause if you do lose you will be losing most of it, if not all of it, always got to leave yourself outs, and not just in the cards you are playing!