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The Wal Mart greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Walmart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Walmart greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to WalMart Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell, no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at WalMart."
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I think this was posted earlier....
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