So.... My 30th/31st December.
On the 30th I went to the casino. (stick with this).
Went there, played the £55 tournament. Got to 15,000 chips from 12k starting stack by the break, played some simple hands well, and didnt do anything stupid. Then got moved tables, and immediately in 2 hands was out. Top pair vs set, and a crazy bluff with AJ on 9 high board which pocket 8s called. hmm.
So I go play a cash game. Get up to £500 from £200 buyin. Get AK off suit. Blinds are 1/2 with 4/8 straddle is required. £4 straddle is live. I raise to £16. LP raises to £52. I call. Flop K 8 7. LP Bets £60. I call. Turn 7. LP Bets £100, i think and call. River 2. LP shoves for £500. I think for HOURS and call.
So I then go and play a slot. By this point I had noticed a very attractive brunette playing roulette with her friend. By very attractive I mean a woman with THE NICEST BODY I HAVE EVER SEEN. We are talking model type. 5 foot 4, 32DD, very slim, insatiably mind controlling type.
I see her walk outside for a smoke, and as I smoke, I followed (a bit creepy I know). When i got there this drunk guy wearing a hoody was trying to hit on her, and she was quite amusingly telling him he looked like he just broke out of prison, and she had that hoodie for when she was hungover. She told him to leave, he did. I then decided to say "would you like an adult conversation?"
Her reply - "Go for it, you seem cute". (At this point I decided should not *** this up)
So we chat, she introduces me to her married friend, who seemed really nice so we chat. Then I offer to buy her a drink. we were sitting playing roulette for a bit again. She is asking me my star sign (Libra, didnt go down well), what I do (Advertising, even less well), and why I was there alone (that went down Okay).
From this point, I simply tell her she is stunningly attractive, and is she single? She says "yes". She asks me if i am Married or ***, i say "no and no". I nearly told her about my internet realtionship with NDN but decided not to pass that on at this stage, seemed a bit too early to bring that up. I ask her if i can take her out for dinner in the new year, she doesnt reply, I just say "you have 30 minutes to decide before I leave forever". She seemed to like that.
So we sit and have a drink, some guy comes over to talk to he while I was getting drinks, and her eyes stay kind of fixed on me. She asks me about my life, family, if i do drugs, if i drink alot, how am I single? (I LOVED that question), and why has noone snapped me up. Then about is it is wrong for someone who is 27 (me) to take someone who is 34 (her) out. I reply with the obvious answer why does age matter? That then sparks a debate over why I seem older than I am, how cute i look for my beard, and I ask her about her old jobs.
I find out she was a ballet dancer at a young age, then her bo.obs grew alot, so she took a job as a dancer in a club for a while. She then travelled the world, doing things, and has come back to do Legal recruitment and now own her own beauty company.
She says "what are you doing when you leave here". I said "going to bed". She says "boring". So i say "i might watch a movie". She says "what?" I list a few films off the top of my head. She says she should come and watch one together. Which is nice. So i say ok. What about dinner. She says if tonight goes well then we can go out for dinner many times. Lovely answer.
Her friend seems to like me and decided she is in safe hands. The girl then says "she is on her period, and never has sex on a first date", to which I say "thats fine, im not a ****, and what makes you think i would sleep with you anyway?". That seemed to work :)
We go to mine, she looks at my facebook pictures, planking is funny. We go to bed and talk. For about 2 hours. We cuddle, kiss, things like that (not going in to perverted details, but It was Rawrsome). She then was going to go at midday, but we stay asleep, get up, watch Super 8 on line in bed, fall back asleep, she is going to go at 8, but is procrastinating and leaves at 10:30, and we are gonna see each other either later tonight or on Monday.
THIS GOES TO SHOW THAT PLAYING POKER IS THE BEST THING EVER. As my god this woman is hot.
if her name is Leilani? RUN
