This is for comedy purposes only and in no way intended to slander or insult any member of NDN forum
1. He crys like a girl when the Vikings lose:svengo:
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This is for comedy purposes only and in no way intended to slander or insult any member of NDN forum
1. He crys like a girl when the Vikings lose:svengo:
2. he chews his toe nails
3. He is constantly trying to get in to his male internet friends.
4. He has a bet his first born child shall actually have the middle name "NDN". If this occurs, for real, I will change my middle name to either...
power / NDN2 / Azel
5. He requires all his body hair to be removed daily?
6. He sleep walks and pisses in the fridge
7. He pisses when he walks and sleeps in the fridge
8. He knows every word to the Miley Cyrus song - Climb
He only pretends to be a Twins fan, he is actually a closet Yankee fan.
10. He only likes the vikings.... because he once had a fling with a SCandanavian man called Bjorn.
11. :patriot: He fakes a limp so he can keep getting a handicap card to park close to his favorite stores.
12. He lives his life vicariously through members of NDN forum, just like the 65k he won in a poker tourney years ago.
13. He secretly prefers cats to dogs
14. If he does reveal the mystery that is NDN, he would have to kill her to protect national security.
15. He has been laundering money for the Canadian Mafia for years,
and his alias ( Gonzo Napolean Leonidas ) is on the FBI most wanted list.
Not a secret. I much prefer cats to dogs.Quote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
16. You know how i know you're ***? was a quote from NDNs life.
I like Cats and Dogs but have only a cat!
The Turkey
17. He didn't mention the mexican kid who mows the lawn once a month for $700 and never finishes the job