Broke Back Bar

Broke Back Bar

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes
it's a *** bar.


"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a
drink.

"
When the *** waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,
"What's the name of your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.

All
I want is a drink.

"
The *** waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you
until you tell me the name of your willy.

Mine for
instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.

'
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.

"
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells
him he will give him a second to think it over.


So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is
sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX.

"
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella
proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps
on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on
his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita
and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to h! im and proudly exclaims,
"FORD, because "'Quality is Job One" Then he adds,
"Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine
CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'
And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment
before he comes up with a name for his manhood.


Finally, he turns to the bartender and
exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET.

Now give me
a beer.

"
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, with a
puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!

haha good one:)