10- Masculinimus, Ancient God of Handostrophy
9- PHd, Doctor of Professional Handiness for the masses
8- The Mobile Quarterback of the Handiness Football League
7-MS in Handology
6- Bachelor's of Science in Handiness
5-The Creamer...Half the work you do, half you pay for...half and half (aka creamer)
4 or less-The Tranny. You really are a girl in guys clothes...