Post # 8,000

[eejit101]

Lol.

Ty people

[eejit101]

Dunno what to say, 8th time ive done one of these.

Wonder if NDN will give me $80 as a bonus? Or $800, im good with either..

Hell, $8 will do.


Ill mark this occasion with a random typing poem.....

When i come home from work,
After acting like a jerk,
I love to eat meat,
Its a real treat.

I need to watch MLB,
or NFL on TV,
But i cant as sadly,
Im not a yankee.

I hate all you guys,
Its the time difference i despise,
But I wanna come visit,
And do things that are illicit.

I throw rocks and drink beer,
And preten to be queer,
With Glo and MRNDN,
Itll be awesomesauce!!!!!




Hows that for a 45 second poem!:dupe:

[TerpZone]

The meter of your poem sucks,
And the rhyming is half assed,
I hope you get hit by multiple trucks,
and then you are gassed.

[eejit101]

Nice. classy.

I want to -rep it, but i fear a revolt.

[Pokerkitty6]

Congrats Eejit!! 8,000 posts is crazy. I don't think I will ever hit that, well maybe in anothe 5 years. Keep up the work, we do enjoy reading what you have to say, most of the time! Love Ya!!

[Lilred36]

ROSES are red,
Navauta is always Blue
I don't get the things you do
We all wanna hit you with a hammer
Cause you are the King SPAMMER!

[PANAMHIEST]

I dont know,
but Ive been told,
Eejit booty,
Is mighty cold!

Lol congrats on your 8K in posts!:lurk5:

[eejit101]

Lol, everyone should reply in rhyme!!!

GENIUS.

Get cracking.

[GloBug]

well i cant do poems so i suck but thats ok. congrats on the 8k in posts. wasnt it like 2 months ago when u had like 3800.

and yeah it would be cool i fu came to the US and visited. ill throw rocks and hit some canadians.

[taylovesthebeatles]

I once knew a guy named eejit101
Who thought his life was done
He spent all his days
Playing poker in a haze
But now he's with Jen having fun!

There's a little botched limerick for ya eej. Enjoy!

[eejit101]

Cool.

Do you think they would mind?

edit - tays post is genius

[GloBug]

i have a friend named eejit
who lives across the pond.
he talks a lot of sht
but his word is his bond
he has girlfriend name jen
that has fake boobies
hed rather play with them
then play with his crew.


ah i think i got one lol.

[targetguy1]

wow!!!!


nice job onon reaching a new milestone.


2 weeks from now will be doing 9000th and so on. anyways congrads on this.

[eejit101]

I know, only 1990 till i retire!!!

[Lilred36]

AWWW I am so envious right now all the love to a BRIT!!!! Whats happening to my world,lol congrats donk.

[woohoosue]

The meter of your poem sucks,
And the rhyming is half assed,
I hope you get hit by multiple trucks,
and then you are gassed.
I think i'm beginning to like you..scarey quick do something idiotic again!

[TerpZone]

I think i'm beginning to like you..scarey quick do something idiotic again!

You ALWAYS liked me. You just didn't know it.

And how could you hate someone who you manage to beat heads up in NDNPT games twice a week? :(

I present this to you as a peace offering, assuming you've seen and/or read Twilight.

If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest | Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html)

[woohoosue]

EEjit made it to 8k posts today;

so his thoughts will never go away;

the thoughts were not great'

and sometimes quite irate,

but we love him so we let him have his say!



any adoration by me for him is soley used for its' rhyming aspects and should in no way be considered the feelings of said person......ty for listening

[area206]

Good job, I'd say that is total commitment, almost everyday, for a couple years, to a forum. Very impressed...

[TerpZone]

# Total Posts: 993
# Posts Per Day: 23.56


Suck on it, eejit.

[woohoosue]

You ALWAYS liked me. You just didn't know it.

And how could you hate someone who you manage to beat heads up in NDNPT games twice a week? :(

I present this to you as a peace offering, assuming you've seen and/or read Twilight.

If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest | Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html)

well if i had seen it and enjoyed it I would so be upset with your sending me a razzment of it....but since I have seen it and totally felt the same way the author of this snipet did, I will take it that you totally get me and want me. please stop stocking me.

[0maxpower0]

I once met a man from the UK
his behavior a little random I'd say
He'll serve you some booze
your chips you will lose
until he helps u advertise on google, for 5 dollars a day

eh?? (wish i had a better ending :-/ but it took me 1 min)
anyways congrats. You have 16x as many posts as i do and i am suffering from post envy. sooooo thanks for that :-p.

-0max

[TerpZone]

Man I started something awesome up in this thread. It's like...a poem off.

[woohoosue]

Man I started something awesome up in this thread. It's like...a poem off.
you ??? EEjit posed first....granted it lacked rhyming and sense ...but it was a poem .. stop looking for rep in all the wrong places...you can't just post you did something and get credit for it....lol....or maybe u can? lol

[TerpZone]

you ??? EEjit posed first....granted it lacked rhyming and sense ...but it was a poem .. stop looking for rep in all the wrong places...you can't just post you did something and get credit for it....lol....or maybe u can? lol

Looking for rep? You misunderstand. I don't plan on being repped for it, nor do I see any reason I would.

And my awesome poem response is what started everyone else responding with poems, otherwise there was no trend to follow.

[0maxpower0]

(you two also killed it by not posting in any sort of rhyming scheme)

LOL! I kid I kid... but u did though :-p

I mean, how hard is it??

Im looking for rep?, Sue ur misunderstandin
theres no reason for it, I wasnt even plannin

ya know, something like that.
So post a good one so i can vibe off it cause regardless who started it i was DIGGIN it :-) :-)

-0max

[navuta]

wow...
Congrats..
U deserve it!:spam:
U are my hero!

[TerpZone]

(you two also killed it by not posting in any sort of rhyming scheme)

LOL! I kid I kid... but u did though :-p

I mean, how hard is it??

Im looking for rep?, Sue ur misunderstandin
theres no reason for it, I wasnt even plannin

ya know, something like that.
So post a good one so i can vibe off it cause regardless who started it i was DIGGIN it :-) :-)

-0max

This post is the truth,
I didn't mean to be so uncouth,
Will you accept my apology,
the only word that rhymes is oncology

[0maxpower0]

man of all the words in your rhyme
theres at least three i cant define
as for ur apology man dont sweat it
were all a family here dont forget it
to get back to the point, kudos to eej
only british man i ever wanted to please
so hail the poker god, fall to your knees
8000 posts NDN he bleeds!!

[taylovesthebeatles]

One Week- Barenaked Ladies lyrics

Its been one week since you looked at me
c.ocked your head to the side and said Im angry.
Five days since you laughed at me
Saying get that together come back and see me.
Three days since the living room
I realized its all my fault, but couldnt tell you
Yesterday youd forgiven me
But itll still be two days till I say Im sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
Youll think youre looking at aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the chalet swiss
I like the sushi cause its never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like leann rimes
Because Im all about value
Bert kaempferts got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
Id like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, its the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then youll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause its so dangerous, youll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Cant understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

Its been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said youre crazy
Five days since you tackled me
Ive still got the rug burns on both my knees
Its been three days since the afternoon
You realized its not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday youd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say youre sorry

Chickity china the chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin
Watchin x-files with no lights on, were dans la maison
I hope the smoking mans in this one
Like harrison ford Im getting frantic
Like sting Im tantric
Like snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like kurasawa I make mad films
Okay I dont make films
But if I did theyd have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my
Irons arent always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with sailor moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Cant understand what I mean? you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

Its been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said Im sorry
Five days since I laughed at you
And said you just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized were both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause itll still be two days till we say were sorry
Itll still be two days till we say were sorry
Itll still be two days till we say were sorry
Birchmount stadium, home of the robbie

[TerpZone]

Spaaaaaaaaaaam

[taylovesthebeatles]

Spaaaaaaaaaaam

Hey I clearly stated they were song lyrics, NDN can deduct the chips for the post if he wants to.

[TerpZone]

Hey I clearly stated they were song lyrics, NDN can deduct the chips for the post if he wants to.

You could have just put them in quote tags.

[woohoosue]

:rofl:
Looking for rep? You misunderstand. I don't plan on being repped for it, nor do I see any reason I would.

And my awesome poem response is what started everyone else responding with poems, otherwise there was no trend to follow.
lol:rofl:lol

[navuta]

Dunno what to say, 8th time ive done one of these.

Wonder if NDN will give me $80 as a bonus? Or $800, im good with either..

Hell, $8 will do.


Ill mark this occasion with a random typing poem.....

When i come home from work,
After acting like a jerk,
I love to eat meat,
Its a real treat.

I need to watch MLB,
or NFL on TV,
But i cant as sadly,
Im not a yankee.

I hate all you guys,
Its the time difference i despise,
But I wanna come visit,
And do things that are illicit.

I throw rocks and drink beer,
And preten to be queer,
With Glo and MRNDN,
Itll be awesomesauce!!!!!




Hows that for a 45 second poem!:dupe:
Hey eejit.. lovely poem..
I loved..
I think I want to go to USA drink beer and throw rocks with u, can I?
:seeya:

[BnLM5]

Eeejjit
There are interesting things in my head
And the story they tell comes clear.
Your eight thousand posts here at NDN
through out the last five years.

But now everything is changing fast,
Where will we go from here?
The love and the trust, the friendships we've made,
Will we always hold them dear?

I know it's true the love in here,
But love is just a word.
It's when our actions show it,
That's when love is really heard.

Will you post eight thousand more,
So we can laugh and cheer?
Will we let our friendships grow,
through out the next five years?

I SURE HOPE SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[navuta]

Eeejjit
There are interesting things in my head
And the story they tell comes clear.
Your eight thousand posts here at NDN
through out the last five years.

But now everything is changing fast,
Where will we go from here?
The love and the trust, the friendships we've made,
Will we always hold them dear?

I know it's true the love in here,
But love is just a word.
It's when our actions show it,
That's when love is really heard.

Will you post eight thousand more,
So we can laugh and cheer?
Will we let our friendships grow,
through out the next five years?

I SURE HOPE SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLAP... CLAP...CLAP...
wow.. what an outstanding poem..
very nice one.. I think eejit will embrace your love...
CONGRATS EEJIT!!! U are our hero!:hurray:

[eejit101]

Im tempted to make this rhyme,
But i really dont have the time.

So thanks everyone

[TerpZone]

Im tempted to make this rhyme,
But i really dont have the time.



You win. Thread close. Best post ever.

[nodepositneeded]

Go Twins Go!

[TerpZone]

Go Twins Go!

They're....not even playing yet.

Trade Mauer to the Yankees imo.

[eejit101]

Go Twins Go!

You have me, which means you can get away with 15 posts a week, and watcht he twins all day and throw rocks....

And thats all i get????????????????:gnorsi:

[thenutzaa1]

congrats on 8000 post eejit. when i am not drunk maybe i will think of a poem that i can come up with but prob not.

[GaTechMom]

Congrats eejit on your 8000th post great job.