For those who live vicariously through me (Ringo)

[eejit101]

After chasing a certain girl for 3 months... well not chasing, more having a serious of unlucky events.

1 - First time i spoke to her, she was angry, i made her laugh.
2 - Second time, i asked her for a drink, she said no. Sad times.
3 - Saw her 2 weeks later, she said "Sorry, was having problems with my ex, ask me again soon"
4 - A month later i saw her, made my genius "Closest youll be to being on top of me" line, and got a date.
5 - She didnt show up.
6 - Her ex was outside her house all day, so she couldnt leave.
7 - Her ex left for somewhere else, praise the lord.
8 - Arranged a date for last wednesday.
9 - She cancelled, had to work, changed for the upcoming wednesday.

10 - She needed a sim card for her cell phone. I had a new spare one. Took it to her work for her. Chatted a bit. Ended up, after some pursuasion that she didnt need 7 hours sleep, arranging to meet her from work at 0030, 1 hour time.

This girl is hot, which i will prove in an attachment:)

So, Ringo, feel free to phone or text with important US news for me like last time:)

Ill PM u my cell number if u wish to artake in a little fun.

99% liekly i am coming home alone, she is working int he morning.

1% i am not, in which case ill let you know in the morning:)

Oh yeah, and we have a definate date on wednesday all day. Apparently we are doing some finger painting as i randomly suggested it.

And we are gonna eat an apple, and stroke a donkey.

Random days.


Oh yeah, pic

[eejit101]

And for those who love my drunken insults....

When i return, i shall be drunk!

So, this is for you targetguy, give me some ammo!!!!

[TerpZone]

Impressive looking girl.

But my girl is better. She's currently tailgating for the Jets game. That's a real woman.




....On second thought, **** my girlfriend. The Jets are a bunch of pansies.

[eejit101]

True that. True that.

Find yourself a real girl.

Cowboys cheerleaders are nice....:)


Wtf is tailgating?

Showing your a$$ at gates?

[TerpZone]

True that. True that.

Find yourself a real girl.

Cowboys cheerleaders are nice....:)


Wtf is tailgating?

Showing your a$$ at gates?

Oh, right, you're British, you lot drink yourself stupid at the local and then wake me up with your screaming at 9am on your way to catching the train to Wembley via Marlyebone. (Spent 5 months living in a flat between Baker and Marlyebone stations in London)

Tailgating = grilling, drinking, and playing games in the parking lot outside the stadium before the start of the game.

And I'll have her rooting for the Indy Colts before all is said and done. She hated football until I made her not. And she hated baseball, and now she knows better. :D

[eejit101]

Awesome, both of those rule, and im 100% british.

Live in blackpool.

Do you have facebook? Or are you a normal man?

We are recruiting for the NDN group and stuff:) Plus i need new friends, bored of the ones i have:) (aside from the ppl on here before i get shot)

[freeringo]

You have yourself a swell time
I'm on an eating binge:drool5:

[TerpZone]

Awesome, both of those rule, and im 100% british.

Live in blackpool.

Do you have facebook? Or are you a normal man?

We are recruiting for the NDN group and stuff:) Plus i need new friends, bored of the ones i have:) (aside from the ppl on here before i get shot)

Didn't spend much time outside of London except for a night in Bristol and a day in Bath.

And yeah, Rich Marshall in the Maryland '09 and New York, New York networks.

NOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO KNOW I'M A YOUNG'N

[Lilred36]

Have fun Brit,if it doesn't work out have her give me a holler!! Woot!

[TerpZone]

PS...I recommend killing the ex to get him out of the way. You Brits can be pretty crazy.

[woohoosue]

You have yourself a swell time
I'm on an eating binge:drool5:

lol ok i meant when it comes to poker...lol

[woohoosue]

omg...shes lovely ...i hope her voice is low...tell me it is....lie to me if you have to.....ok my advice is to offer her sanctuary with u for a couple of days...get away from the boyfriend for awhile....might work:driving:

[GloBug]

she almost looks like posh spice from 3 years ago. nice job eejit. i hope u get to stroke the donkey. im rooting for u. :drool5::iagree:

[PANAMHIEST]

Cool have a great time show her she can be happy and the ex will be long gone. Thats all women want is to have a good time a nice laugh and maybe a lil money!

[Pokerkitty6]

She is cute and I like the part about eating pie!!!!

[taylovesthebeatles]

Eh she looks okay I guess. Not sure if I would do that or not. But if you do and she's good then more power to ya man. I hope it works out for you. Maybe I'm just miffed cuz I'm likely not getting any p*ssy any time soon. But that's okay, I have a ten foot pole at my disposal pretty much whenever I want it :)

[eejit101]

Lolz, klinkman has social status on here now for his pole.

Im back!!!

Twas awesome.

Wont go into too much detail tho, as its rude.

But i have this strange grin on my face

[freeringo]

Lolz, klinkman has social status on here now for his pole.

Im back!!!

Twas awesome.

Wont go into too much detail tho, as its rude.

But i have this strange grin on my face


You need to wash the grin off your face before it becomes permanent:willy_nilly:

[eejit101]

Screw that, im keeping the grin for as long as possible

[freeringo]

Screw that, im keeping the grin for as long as possible


Now you got me grinning
STOP IT:willy_nilly:

I got me a big date this morning
With my wife
We are going to Walmart when it opens at 7am
woohoo

[eejit101]

:)

Argh, so hot.

Im awesome. So i am told

[freeringo]

:)

Argh, so hot.

Im awesome. So i am told


Im awesome I'm told too!!!! :party:

I have money in my pocket when we go to WalMart.
She can get anything she wants today.

[eejit101]

I had money last night.

We spent it on shots + drinks + pizza + taxi.

I spent waaaaay too much.

[freeringo]

I had money last night.

We spent it on shots + drinks + pizza + taxi.

I spent waaaaay too much.

We really should start a cupid fund, where members could donate chips
and when a member has a date, there would be extra money in the fund to help enhance the date.:Angel_anim:
Big Tipper

[eejit101]

Genius.

I need some for tuesday and wednesday.

Donate away

[PANAMHIEST]

For some odd reason i got a grin plastered on my mugg too. Hope you had a great time, your a charmingly funny guy, so im sure yall was able to hit it off good. way 2 go:party:

[eejit101]

Happy happy happy happy.

Ill post some pics soon. Promise

[TerpZone]

I had money last night.

We spent it on shots + drinks + pizza + taxi.

I spent waaaaay too much.

Pfft. When I was there, I used to go out, get home and wake up the next day and check my wallet and credit receipts.

And then find out I just spent 70-90 quid.

And then be like oh, wait, I'm American so this just cost me $140-$180. To drink. For the third time this week.

[woohoosue]

Now you got me grinning
STOP IT:willy_nilly:

I got me a big date this morning
With my wife
We are going to Walmart when it opens at 7am
woohoo
man who wouldnt smile about a ten foot pole.....now im smiling about your date ...I hope everyone is getting a little or more if the need arises... love makes the world go round..... one .two..three. smiling

[eejit101]

I spend £70 quid in 3 hours.

Women!

[woohoosue]

Genius.

I need some for tuesday and wednesday.

Donate away
fund will be depleted soon the way eejit dates ..lets put a minumum related to your shares ...lol ... risk vs reward...yup even in dating...

[TerpZone]

I spend £70 quid in 3 hours.

Women!

Look on the bright side. £70 for you is £70. £70 for me is $116.

[eejit101]

Yeah, but over there stuff = cheaper!

[TerpZone]

Yeah, but over there stuff = cheaper!

Eh, stuff is about the same amount of pounds as dollars.

Drinks are cheaper in the UK though!

[eejit101]

£3 a pint in town.