Why Eejit is my friend?

[freeringo]

To commerate Eejit and his 6000 post accomplishment, I thought it would be nice to start a thread that each of us can tell why Eejit is a friend.

1. He is completely honest. I like that about him
2. He allows me to talk too much and loudly on the phone with the utmost respect.
3. He don't take crap from anyone.
4. He is a gracious loser
5. He's a pompus winner. I wish I were one sometimes
6. He dares to be indifferent
7. He's adoptable
8. He likes poker
9. He stands up for the little guy
10. crushes the spammers like Thor and his hammer
11. he is so cute
12. He is the only person I have ever listen to about poker advice in 14 years
13. He was persistant with me to improve my game and he help me do just that
14. He is clever like me I want to play chess with him

I love you man:)

[targetguy1]

get a room you too. really!!

[taylovesthebeatles]

Rofl, I agree with targetguy. And don't forget to include Sassy, lol.

I like eejit cause he donks off chips in the poker room!

No seriously, umm I like eejit cause he's funny!

[eejit101]

Lol, thanks man. Sincerely

[navuta]

Because he likes blonds...
because he disses me.
Because he talk crap about me.
because he says Im a bad player.
because he helps me loose more.
Because he is a bartender...
because he got lots of reputation to spread.
because he is ringo mate.
because he whants to go USA.
because he likes using methabolic spice on his brain.
because he loves poker.
because he is himself.
because his name is phil.
because he made 6001 posts..
because he is 26 years.. just like myself...

I LOVE U TOO EEJIT...

[GloBug]

well thanks ringo u put all my thoughts into words. good job u thought stealer.

[BnLM5]

I just love em, love em, love em!.....

Ya, I think I just love em!.....

For at least 6000 reasons. :rolleyes:

[eejit101]

Im 24, i dont do spicy on my brain. I dont talk crpa about you.

other than that, yep

[navuta]

Im 24, i dont do spicy on my brain. I dont talk crpa about you.

other than that, yep
Hey man.. u are so young... and are so worried...
Dont worrie man... be happy....
U do nicotin on your brain?? thats much worst...
Do u talk good about me....Thank my lovely friend...
I LOVE U TOO....
:smile:

[targetguy1]

i think my number one reason i like eejit is everytime there is a female at the table he hits all over them. this guy is not shy when it comes to girl. still trying to figure out if he is more confident in picking up girls or his poker game.

[freeringo]

i think my number one reason i like eejit is everytime there is a female at the table he hits all over them. this guy is not shy when it comes to girl. still trying to figure out if he is more confident in picking up girls or his poker game.
We should find out tomorrow;)

[targetguy1]

We should find out tomorrow;)

i am sure we will and then he post about how she turned out to be a guy that had a sex change. poor poor eejit.

[Sassy12U]

He's my friend too!!!!!!!!

[navuta]

i am sure we will and then he post about how she turned out to be a guy that had a sex change. poor poor eejit.
lol....
dont say that.. it might be true...
He is so kind to the girls...
:cool:...
I like eejit because he is aware that brasil is the best place to find the best woman around the world...
U can come to my house make me a visit...
I will show u my town around!

[PANAMHIEST]

Eejit101 is my good friend because:

1. anyone named eejit has gotta be cool in my book
2. He cleans toilets lol (not really)
3. He is the boss's right hand man(hopefully in a good non lubricated way!)
4. When he farts, navuta can tell you what he ate the night before
5. He loves to rag on us fellow NDNs.
6. He has a bartenders wisdom
7. he is an honest straight forward kinda guy
8. He once busted me spamming
9. He can play some good poker
10. He once was spotted by the coast guard, reportedly in a large yellow craft. Upon closer inspection, they realized it was a large rubber ducky, he was deranged from stopping in brazil to import metabolic spicy to PANAMHIEST, identity not confirmed
11.Upon deportation, he escaped, reportedly by a band of NDNs disguised as mounties.
12. whereabouts unkwown.

[freeringo]

Eejit101 is my good friend because:

1. anyone named eejit has gotta be cool in my book
2. He cleans toilets lol (not really)
3. He is the boss's right hand man(hopefully in a good non lubricated way!)
4. When he farts, navuta can tell you what he ate the night before
5. He loves to rag on us fellow NDNs.
6. He has a bartenders wisdom
7. he is an honest straight forward kinda guy
8. He once busted me spamming
9. He can play some good poker
10. He once was spotted by the coast guard, reportedly in a large yellow craft. Upon closer inspection, they realized it was a large rubber ducky, he was deranged from stopping in brazil to import metabolic spicy to PANAMHIEST, identity not confirmed
11.Upon deportation, he escaped, reportedly by a band of NDNs disguised as mounties.
12. whereabouts unkwown.

Now that's some funny clever creative stuff there.

[GloBug]

i think my number one reason i like eejit is everytime there is a female at the table he hits all over them. this guy is not shy when it comes to girl. still trying to figure out if he is more confident in picking up girls or his poker game.

well who isnt confident when they live like 3k miles away and are online. i am a pimp when i am online. lol not.

[targetguy1]

well who isnt confident when they live like 3k miles away and are online. i am a pimp when i am online. lol not.

well if thats the case i found the perfect song for him

YouTube - Brad Paisley - Online (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0)

[freeringo]

I am grateful I can tease Eejit without hurting his feelings.
Much:)

[eejit101]

Rofl. This thread made me laugh.

Ill post pics and **** if i can. Wonder if i can send pics from my phone to my laptop via bluetooth. Who knows

[navuta]

ejjit is my friend if he reps me out......
I need some reputation....
If he gives me some reputation i promise to send him some methabolic spice......:rolleyes:..........

I will post some pics of my chick friends too...
And I will never disturb him on msn again....
and i will say why I love hm so much....

[eejit101]

lol wtf. If i dont answer im not here (honestly)

[KaciBlakely]

ejjit is my friend if he reps me out......

and i will say why I love hm so much....

That might be a reason to recieve negative points.

Just saying, lol.

Please tell me you can sense the sense of humour in this post.

Thanks.

[navuta]

I hope u have sense of humor....
:shock:......
Negative...
are u mad.??
Im so nice here..
I promise to post some good quality posts soon.

[Pokerkitty6]

Eejit is my friend because I have chatted with him since 2005. We have learned alot about each other thru NDN, but this is the first year we have actually seen photos of each other. He is our Poker King here at NDN and will continue to be King unless someone else here brings home the money like he did. He is quirky and smart. The first to respond to the good and bad. We don't always like his answers, but we know we can depend on him. He puts himself out there in everyway, he even invites us to call or be his facebook friend. He is one of the best online people I have ever met. I totally enjoy his personality and can't wait to see what he does next. Thanks for being my friend Eejit!

[eejit101]

PK is my dream girl.

Just without the married bit and maybe 10 years younger.

[Sassy12U]

Pokerkitty can be my girlfriend if she wishes anytime of the day! ;)

[eejit101]

Sassy is scary. Noonw knows who she REALLY is!

Mystery woman.

I think if NDN had a girlfriend, it would be Sassy

[navuta]

Sassy is scary. Noonw knows who she REALLY is!

Mystery woman.

I think if NDN had a girlfriend, it would be Sassy

Lol...
HAHAHa... funny,,,
sassy is a mystery true...
and she have being playing a very good game on NDN tournmanents..
so I think she might not be a woman at all..
Joking...
The womans here on NDN rocks...
NDN forum wouldnt be the same if wasent for all the nice womans we got here....
:Angel_anim::grouphug:

[freeringo]

Bumpity bump bump

sounds like you need a bump

[eejit101]

Negative, I am unsure what it is.

Need something to do today.

Fantasy baseball took up 10 mins, next...?

[freeringo]

Negative, I am unsure what it is.

Need something to do today.

Fantasy baseball took up 10 mins, next...?


Your sunk
I am leaving and driving over an hour and I will think of you and your bordom. NOT

Bordom is from a lack of imagination.
I dare you to imagine.

[eejit101]

Im gonna go Ski-ing with Mother Teresa and Bob Hope and a Penguin with a spliff.


Better?

[navuta]

Negative, I am unsure what it is.

Need something to do today.

Fantasy baseball took up 10 mins, next...?
Eejit is my friend because he is awesome!:hurray:
I like him.

[freeringo]

Im gonna go Ski-ing with Mother Teresa and Bob Hope and a Penguin with a spliff.


Better?


And don't look back till supper time.

Much better indeed

[eejit101]

It got canelled.

Teresa died, Bob Hope got a better offer from an Arab, and the penguin was Globug in disguise

[GloBug]

It got canelled.

Teresa died, Bob Hope got a better offer from an Arab, and the penguin was Globug in disguise


lol umm i believe you are the penguin.

[TerpZone]

Why i hate eejit:

he's a pikey

[eejit101]

Pikey?

FU!

[GloBug]

lol i guess pikey struck a nerve.

[eejit101]

I do not live in a caravan, or have a dog, or speak in a language only 4 people understand:)

[TerpZone]

I do not live in a caravan, or have a dog, or speak in a language only 4 people understand:)

yeah but I bet you love blood sausage and pick pocket tourists when they're not looking, pikey

[eejit101]

ummmmmmmm, yes, always

[BnLM5]

Why do they pick on my sweet little Eeejj?:toetap05:

[eejit101]

No idea, go kill em all Lori!

[freeringo]

Look at bright side Eejit, you aren't whining about being bored anymore.

Eejit only gets half of the abuse he should be getting.:beatdeadhorse5:

If we all told him what we really think, he would have quit along time ago.

We just humor him, to keep him around, because he works hard.:conehead:

[markjfixit]

I dont know him very well yet but seems very cool!!

[freeringo]

I dont know him very well yet but seems very cool!!


Eejit being cool??????

He's from UK = Cool
says he's pwns everyone = not cool
won $65000 = cool
hasn't cashed in BAP = not cool
loves females = cool
hits on all the forum girls = not cool
coming to America = cool
stays in Minnesota = not cool
visits all NDN buddies = cool
leaving his jen = not cool

[freeringo]

get a room you too. really!!


You still got the key Eejit?

[eejit101]

Always.

And i have cashed for BAP.

Minnesota is cool, so im told.

I only hit ont he ones that want me to and hit on me first!

And i do pwn everyone. Its cool for the honesty:)