KaciBlakely
07-12-2009, 07:51 AM
Thought this was a great segment so I'm paraphrasing it a bit because they don't have this up on their site yet.
My local sports station interviewed a hott hooters girl and it was very funny and amusing.
Here's how it went.
They asked K.H., a hooters girl for the top 10 things you should never say if you hope to hook up with a one of the hose-wearing hotties who slings your wings while watching the big game.
10. “Can I have your number?”
Do you have any idea how many times a Hooters Girl is asked this question within a single shift? You’re going to have to try a little bit harder than that!
9. “Is that your real name?”
What kind of a question is that? This isn’t a strip club! Is “Megan” really that outlandish of a name?
8. “You’re gorgeous! You should be a model!”
First of all, I’m docking you points for using that line. I recall my grandmother telling me about the boys who used that one on her. It was tired even then! Second, your Hooters Girl knows that she’s hot; she is made aware of this fact dozens of times a day. Lastly, nine times out of 10, she actually has done a bit of modeling. Nice try.
7. “If a woman with large breasts works at Hooters, then where does a woman with one leg work? IHOP!”
Cue forced laughter and feigned amusement. Do you realize that I am told this joke at least once a week? And that it is entirely unfunny?
6. “Do you have a boyfriend? He must hate that you work here!”
Yes, I do, and no, he doesn’t. You see, I have chosen to be with a man who does not suffer from the crippling insecurities that you do, nor does he possess the frighteningly high levels of jealousy and rage that you have.
5. “Do you guys do lap dances?”
Again, not a strip club. There is no pole. There are no G-strings. If you’re lucky, we might dance to “YMCA” with the numerous children running around.
4. “I love a girl in pantyhose.”
I love a guy who won’t share his most perverse fetishes with a complete stranger.
3. “I’ll take a 10-piece wing, hot, breaded, with blue cheese, an order of curly fries, and a side of you!”
Ah, yes! Nothing like comparing a woman to fried food and implying that she can be purchased, while simultaneously making an unoriginal and played-out joke that she has already heard three times that day!
2. “Are those real?”
Are you an idiot? Why on Earth would you ask any woman this? It simply guarantees that you will never be given the opportunity find out!
1. “Would you sell your used pantyhose/socks to me?”
Lovely. Just lovely. Security!
I loved this. It was seriously the funniest and best thing I have heard from another woman that's hott, attractive, and witty.
She is like the best in my book.
My local sports station interviewed a hott hooters girl and it was very funny and amusing.
Here's how it went.
They asked K.H., a hooters girl for the top 10 things you should never say if you hope to hook up with a one of the hose-wearing hotties who slings your wings while watching the big game.
10. “Can I have your number?”
Do you have any idea how many times a Hooters Girl is asked this question within a single shift? You’re going to have to try a little bit harder than that!
9. “Is that your real name?”
What kind of a question is that? This isn’t a strip club! Is “Megan” really that outlandish of a name?
8. “You’re gorgeous! You should be a model!”
First of all, I’m docking you points for using that line. I recall my grandmother telling me about the boys who used that one on her. It was tired even then! Second, your Hooters Girl knows that she’s hot; she is made aware of this fact dozens of times a day. Lastly, nine times out of 10, she actually has done a bit of modeling. Nice try.
7. “If a woman with large breasts works at Hooters, then where does a woman with one leg work? IHOP!”
Cue forced laughter and feigned amusement. Do you realize that I am told this joke at least once a week? And that it is entirely unfunny?
6. “Do you have a boyfriend? He must hate that you work here!”
Yes, I do, and no, he doesn’t. You see, I have chosen to be with a man who does not suffer from the crippling insecurities that you do, nor does he possess the frighteningly high levels of jealousy and rage that you have.
5. “Do you guys do lap dances?”
Again, not a strip club. There is no pole. There are no G-strings. If you’re lucky, we might dance to “YMCA” with the numerous children running around.
4. “I love a girl in pantyhose.”
I love a guy who won’t share his most perverse fetishes with a complete stranger.
3. “I’ll take a 10-piece wing, hot, breaded, with blue cheese, an order of curly fries, and a side of you!”
Ah, yes! Nothing like comparing a woman to fried food and implying that she can be purchased, while simultaneously making an unoriginal and played-out joke that she has already heard three times that day!
2. “Are those real?”
Are you an idiot? Why on Earth would you ask any woman this? It simply guarantees that you will never be given the opportunity find out!
1. “Would you sell your used pantyhose/socks to me?”
Lovely. Just lovely. Security!
I loved this. It was seriously the funniest and best thing I have heard from another woman that's hott, attractive, and witty.
She is like the best in my book.