Preparing you for a job interview survey

[freeringo]

Have you been on a job interview where you were asked some off the wall questions? You prepare for every question and they toss a question at you that has you squirming in your seat.
Well, this is happening alot these days for a reason.
Employers are in to phycological profiling and you better be prepared.

I will ask 7 questions and then evalute your responses.
I ask that Eejit evalute each questionaire as well.

Be thoughtful.

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?

Be careful, a bad answer will get your resume canned. filed permantly:grin:
Good luck job hunters

[eejit101]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?

Carve it out and make it into an ashtray

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?

Have some fun at first, tp people on the shoulder and run away. Then probably rob a bank.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?

More wishes! Seriously, probably to win my next 10 poker tournaments.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?

A banana. As i like bananas.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?

As im often being hit on:)

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?

4.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?


As i have the basic skills required for the job, but as i havent been programmed into a specific way of doing things previously, its leaves you free to mould me into the perfect person for this job, rather than take on someone who already has been trained completely, but maybe brings some things to the table that you dont want, where as i am a blank canvas that comes with no previous owners.

[freeringo]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?

Carve it out and make it into an ashtray

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?

Have some fun at first, tp people on the shoulder and run away. Then probably rob a bank.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?

More wishes! Seriously, probably to win my next 10 poker tournaments.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?

A banana. As i like bananas.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?

As im often being hit on:)

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?

4.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?


As i have the basic skills required for the job, but as i havent been programmed into a specific way of doing things previously, its leaves you free to mould me into the perfect person for this job, rather than take on someone who already has been trained completely, but maybe brings some things to the table that you dont want, where as i am a blank canvas that comes with no previous owners.

Dear Mr. Eejit101,
Thank you for applying with our company.
Though we find your invisibilty answer a bit disturbing (rob a bank).
We feel that the rest of your answers were quite impressive.
You are hired. Congratulations

[BnLM5]

Well that sucks! I guess you won't be taking any more applications. Some interviewer you are.

[targetguy1]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
well my back door doesnt like to stay open when i open it.....so i would use it as a door stop if i want to keep it open and air the house out.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
i would haunt my old boss and make here day a living hell for laying me off the week before christmas.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
world peace. these times are scary for anyone in any parts of this world. why cant we all get along. oh yeah its greed.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
i would like to be a stawberry because most women like to put them in there mouth.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
you hit me around all you want and beat me up but i am still who i am ...a tennis ball.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
as needed.
when the basket fills up it mean its time to do it. sometimes 3 or 4 times a month.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
because i am the right guy and highly quailied for this job. if you ask me i am too quailied for this postion but in this economy i am will to take a pay cut to make ends meet for the time being. maybe if i am here long enough maybe i can move up the ladder.

[freeringo]

Well that sucks! I guess you won't be taking any more applications. Some interviewer you are.

There are 5 openings and we are keeping apps current in case a new hire doesn't work out.
Change your attitude sister or you will be black listed from any future employment.:smile:

[BnLM5]

There are 5 openings and we are keeping apps current in case a new hire doesn't work out.
Change your attitude sister or you will be black listed from any future employment.:smile:

Lol, you are so funny Ringo! :)

[freeringo]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
well my back door doesnt like to stay open when i open it.....so i would use it as a door stop if i want to keep it open and air the house out.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
i would haunt my old boss and make here day a living hell for laying me off the week before christmas.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
world peace. these times are scary for anyone in any parts of this world. why cant we all get along. oh yeah its greed.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
i would like to be a stawberry because most women like to put them in there mouth.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
you hit me around all you want and beat me up but i am still who i am ...a tennis ball.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
as needed.
when the basket fills up it mean its time to do it. sometimes 3 or 4 times a month.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
because i am the right guy and highly quailied for this job. if you ask me i am too quailied for this postion but in this economy i am will to take a pay cut to make ends meet for the time being. maybe if i am here long enough maybe i can move up the ladder.

Dear Mister Targetguy,
We have reviewed your application just once and find you an undesirable candidate for employment. Your invisibilty answer breaks ours and most companys harrassment rules. Your risk factor is too great for us to consider you for any future employment as well. Please don't re-apply.

[targetguy1]

Dear Mister Targetguy,
We have reviewed your application just once and find you an undesirable candidate for employment. Your invisibilty answer breaks ours and most companys harrassment rules. Your risk factor is too great for us to consider you for any future employment as well. Please don't re-apply.

same song different day. at least you responded in a timely manner to my app. thanks for nothing.

[GloBug]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
well i would give it to my girls and have them do a paintning art project with it.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
well if was invisible for the day i would follow president obama for the day and see what a real president does for a day.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
well with 1 wish i would like to be granted a piece of mind that my kids would be taken care of.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
if i was a piece of fruit i would be a mango as they are sweet and sour.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
well i have balls so thats the best way to describe it.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
well monthly wow i do lots of loads. i have 2 kids that run thru clothes like no tomorrow and i have my wife too so i would say about 25 loads.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
well i am very self motiviated person and i dont take sh it from no one. other than that they higher qualified person is lying to u.

[freeringo]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
well i would give it to my girls and have them do a paintning art project with it.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
well if was invisible for the day i would follow president obama for the day and see what a real president does for a day.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
well with 1 wish i would like to be granted a piece of mind that my kids would be taken care of.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
if i was a piece of fruit i would be a mango as they are sweet and sour.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
well i have balls so thats the best way to describe it.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
well monthly wow i do lots of loads. i have 2 kids that run thru clothes like no tomorrow and i have my wife too so i would say about 25 loads.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
well i am very self motiviated person and i dont take sh it from no one. other than that they higher qualified person is lying to u.

Dear Mr. Globug,
We have considered your application and believe you to be a excellent candidate for the traditional male duties. However, we would like you to come in for a second interview. Please be prepared to give blood.

[GloBug]

Dear Mr. Globug,
We have considered your application and believe you to be a excellent candidate for the traditional male duties. However, we would like you to come in for a second interview. Please be prepared to give blood.

why i would like to thank you for the consideration. i would gladly donate blood as i do already for the stanford blood drive.

[freeringo]

why i would like to thank you for the consideration. i would gladly donate blood as i do already for the stanford blood drive.

Dear Mr. Globug,
Our previous letter to you was in error in regards to a blood test.
Our legal team has advised us that we have no legal right to ask for blood for drug testing purposes. However, we do ask that you supply us with a sample of your hair.

[GloBug]

Dear Mr. Globug,
Our previous letter to you was in error in regards to a blood test.
Our legal team has advised us that we have no legal right to ask for blood for drug testing purposes. However, we do ask that you supply us with a sample of your hair.

sure i got no problem with that do u have a color preference. i some that are black , some that are black with blonde tints due to sun and i got gray ones. not sure if i can give u one of those as i have benn told that if u pull 1 then 3 more grow back. but if it decides me on getting the job i will be more than happy to do it. i would get greys working for your company anyways. lol

[BnLM5]

Dear Mr. Globug,
Our previous letter to you was in error in regards to a blood test.
Our legal team has advised us that we have no legal right to ask for blood for drug testing purposes. However, we do ask that you supply us with a sample of your hair.


I think you should take the blood too. I will draw it for you! This would be fun!

[eejit101]

lol, imagine getting Glos blood in a operation.... youd be stoned for a week

[GloBug]

lol, imagine getting Glos blood in a operation.... youd be stoned for a week

thats what makes it good. u wont need a medicinal marijauna card. u just get a nice injection. lol

[taylovesthebeatles]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it? Find some more where that one came from and build a house!

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why? I'd fly around where I was least expected so I could try and figure out what people really thought about me when I "wasn't there" and then take action if I felt the need to do so.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be? That my life would go more smoothly and like normal people's. Especially in regards to my wedding and marriage. Or just generally for more peace and harmony in the world, not just for me.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? A kiwi- fuzzy outside, soft and sweet inside

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball? I'm a bouncy happy person when I can be, but inside sometimes I have a twisted complicated soul.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry? Too damn many!

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified? Because I can show the human side of the company, everything doesn't have to be perfect to be good.

[freeringo]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it? Find some more where that one came from and build a house!

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why? I'd fly around where I was least expected so I could try and figure out what people really thought about me when I "wasn't there" and then take action if I felt the need to do so.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be? That my life would go more smoothly and like normal people's. Especially in regards to my wedding and marriage. Or just generally for more peace and harmony in the world, not just for me.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? A kiwi- fuzzy outside, soft and sweet inside

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball? I'm a bouncy happy person when I can be, but inside sometimes I have a twisted complicated soul.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry? Too damn many!

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified? Because I can show the human side of the company, everything doesn't have to be perfect to be good.

Dear Miss Tay.
Your qualifications are outstanding. However, your answer to the invisiblilty
questions concern us. What did you mean by " then take action if I felt the need to do so." If hired, we would need assurance that you would not violate any company policies. We would like to interview a second time.

[BnLM5]

You have a twisted and complicated soul? Why is this so? Or why do you think that?

[eejit101]

Cool, only i got hired so far.

Id hire Glo bug tho, and someone called Sassy, though i havent recieved a new application answering these questions:)

Everyone else doesnt care!

[taylovesthebeatles]

You have a twisted and complicated soul? Why is this so? Or why do you think that?

Well I just meant there are layers to me and sometimes things aren't always as happy as they seem. But I'm far from emo, lol. No worries there!

[0maxpower0]

figure id answer as if id be in an interview
1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
set down the first brick of a homeless shelter

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
if i were invisIble for a day, Id sit in on the conversations of political leaders and captains of industry

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
no one anywhere would go without food water shelter

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
blueberry, every part of me is edible and im full of antioxidants and vitamins

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
despite external pressures of all sorts, i maintain a uniformity that is unchanged

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
8 times a month, twice a week

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
the intangibles; qualifications mean nothing if there is no drive to accomplish, or the means by which one does accomplish things are not neccessarily routed in something that is essentially good. Ethics and motivation are as important if not more than qualifications.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Dear Miss Tay.
Your qualifications are outstanding. However, your answer to the invisiblilty
questions concern us. What did you mean by " then take action if I felt the need to do so." If hired, we would need assurance that you would not violate any company policies. We would like to interview a second time.

I just meant that I'd un-invisible myself and try to figure out why they felt that way. Nothing serious.

[eejit101]

Id be tempted to hire you maxpower, but those answers sound too much like what id want to hear.

Im a big fan of personality shinging thru, rather than utter bull****:)

[GloBug]

Cool, only i got hired so far.

Id hire Glo bug tho, and someone called Sassy, though i havent recieved a new application answering these questions:)

Everyone else doesnt care!

lol u should deduct chips because she got that from a womens magazine like good house keeping. lol

[eejit101]

Yeah yeah.

I have no idea what your on about btw

[KaciBlakely]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I'd carry it with me to the top of the mountains so I could lose more weight from my baby I'm carrying. Can you believe only 3 or so months.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
Go and see what the queen of England does all day. It'd be awesome to see if she gets her kareoke on in her private quarters.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
To have enough money so my family and extended family be taken care of in this recession.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
I guess A Mango.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
Because I'm half white and have some indian/asian in me, so I am yellow-y too.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
I do my laundry every saturday morning. Well mine and my husband's. The lazy bastard won't do his own. lmfao.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?\
Because I am the most qualified. I don't deal with bs and like to get the job done so I can leave the office early and get some hot sex every other while.

[freeringo]

I just meant that I'd un-invisible myself and try to figure out why they felt that way. Nothing serious.

Your Hired:smile:

[taylovesthebeatles]

Your Hired:smile:

Wooo heck yeah! Thanks freeringo you're the best boss ever!

[freeringo]

figure id answer as if id be in an interview
1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
set down the first brick of a homeless shelter

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
if i were invisIble for a day, Id sit in on the conversations of political leaders and captains of industry

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
no one anywhere would go without food water shelter

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
blueberry, every part of me is edible and im full of antioxidants and vitamins

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
despite external pressures of all sorts, i maintain a uniformity that is unchanged

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
8 times a month, twice a week

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
the intangibles; qualifications mean nothing if there is no drive to accomplish, or the means by which one does accomplish things are not neccessarily routed in something that is essentially good. Ethics and motivation are as important if not more than qualifications.

Dear Mr. Omaxpower,
We have decided that you are over qualified for the position you applied for. However, there will be an opening in Management in 1 month.
May we contact you again when a more quality postion opens.

[freeringo]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I'd carry it with me to the top of the mountains so I could lose more weight from my baby I'm carrying. Can you believe only 3 or so months.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
Go and see what the queen of England does all day. It'd be awesome to see if she gets her kareoke on in her private quarters.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
To have enough money so my family and extended family be taken care of in this recession.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
I guess A Mango.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
Because I'm half white and have some indian/asian in me, so I am yellow-y too.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
I do my laundry every saturday morning. Well mine and my husband's. The lazy bastard won't do his own. lmfao.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?\
Because I am the most qualified. I don't deal with bs and like to get the job done so I can leave the office early and get some hot sex every other while.

Dear Kaci,
Though we do need an asian/ indian employee to meet our affirmative action quota, your pregnancy being in it's late term disqualifies you from any present consideration. Please re-apply after you have had your baby.

[KaciBlakely]

That's discrimination. And I'll file a law suit if I do not get hired!

[taylovesthebeatles]

That's discrimination. And I'll file a law suit if I do not get hired!

I agree with Kaci! Bad freeringo, no bone for you!

[freeringo]

That's discrimination. And I'll file a law suit if I do not get hired!

Dear Kaci,
The laws have changed for pregnant women. Under the Maturnity leave act,
women 6 month pregnant and beyond can not be hired.
If you still feel a lawsuit is neccesary, be informed that we retain a full time legal department.

[eejit101]

Run by me.

So your screwed

[KaciBlakely]

I'm due in November so I am not a full six months yet. Therefore your theory is screwed and your reason for not hiring me is not right. I have four and a half months to go so I'm not six months yet.

So I do get hired or I should, yes? Yes.

[freeringo]

I'm due in November so I am not a full six months yet. Therefore your theory is screwed and your reason for not hiring me is not right. I have four and a half months to go so I'm not six months yet.

So I do get hired or I should, yes? Yes.

Dear Kaci,
We regret to inform you that we have misplaced your application.
If you could re-apply, we can re interview you immediatly.

[KaciBlakely]

Okay darn it. Please don't misplace this one.

This is me reapplying. Will I get hired or not?

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I'd carry it with me to the top of the mountains so I could lose more weight from my baby I'm carrying. -Due in November so not yet 6 months, just to let you be aware.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
Go and see what the queen of England does all day. It'd be awesome to see if she gets her kareoke on in her private quarters.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
To have enough money so my family and extended family be taken care of in this recession.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
I guess A Mango.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
Because I'm half white and have some indian/asian in me, so I am yellow-y too.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
I do my laundry every saturday morning. Well mine and my husband's. The lazy bastard won't do his own. lmfao.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
Because I am the most qualified. I don't deal with bs and like to get the job done so I can leave the office early and get some hot sex every other while.

[freeringo]

Okay darn it. Please don't misplace this one.

This is me reapplying. Will I get hired or not?

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I'd carry it with me to the top of the mountains so I could lose more weight from my baby I'm carrying. -Due in November so not yet 6 months, just to let you be aware.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
Go and see what the queen of England does all day. It'd be awesome to see if she gets her kareoke on in her private quarters.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
To have enough money so my family and extended family be taken care of in this recession.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
I guess A Mango.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
Because I'm half white and have some indian/asian in me, so I am yellow-y too.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
I do my laundry every saturday morning. Well mine and my husband's. The lazy bastard won't do his own. lmfao.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
Because I am the most qualified. I don't deal with bs and like to get the job done so I can leave the office early and get some hot sex every other while.

Dear Kaci,
We would be honored to welcome you to our team.
You are hired.

*#%$@()#@@%

[NeverWinHere]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?

Chip it into pieces, then use the pieces to make some form of art.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?

I would make help people that were in desperate, vile situations.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?

That my daughter grows up to be a strong, happy woman, with strong moral values.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?

I would say a grapefruit, I may seem bitter, but with a bit of sugar, I am quite pleasant

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?

I am like a tennis ball because I am bouncy, meaning I am always doing something.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?

16-18

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?

Because I am very strong willed and strong minded, and always get the job done.

[eejit101]

Screw moral values, you should hope shes a virgin till she is 44 or something:)

[freeringo]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?

Chip it into pieces, then use the pieces to make some form of art.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?

I would make help people that were in desperate, vile situations.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?

That my daughter grows up to be a strong, happy woman, with strong moral values.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?

I would say a grapefruit, I may seem bitter, but with a bit of sugar, I am quite pleasant

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?

I am like a tennis ball because I am bouncy, meaning I am always doing something.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?

16-18

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?

Because I am very strong willed and strong minded, and always get the job done.

Dear Neverwins,
You are the person we have been looking for. You are hired. Congratulations.
FYI, as an employee, you will be reguired to attend our weekly motivational workshops. Can you start tomorrow?

[targetguy1]

Screw moral values, you should hope shes a virgin till she is 44 or something:)

girls being virgins past 16 is rare now days. i guess if anyone can make that happen would be a genie

[NeverWinHere]

Dear Neverwins,
You are the person we have been looking for. You are hired. Congratulations.
FYI, as an employee, you will be reguired to attend our weekly motivational workshops. Can you start tomorrow?

I'll be there, I am sure I can motivate some people with my stories, unless I am the one that needs motivating?

[taylovesthebeatles]

girls being virgins past 16 is rare now days. i guess if anyone can make that happen would be a genie

Hey I waited till I was 21! Not that I had any suitors wanting me beforehand, but yeah.

[KaciBlakely]

I'm hired! Finally. This is what I was hoping for. That or for my own personal Shia LaBeouf.

[eejit101]

Lol, i was told by THREE different people i looked like him last week.....

Maybe thats why u wanna go drinking with me!

[NeverWinHere]

I'm hired! Finally. This is what I was hoping for. That or for my own personal Shia LaBeouf.

Haha, so you a big fan of him?

[KaciBlakely]

I love Shia. And eejit if he looks like Shia. And yes, eejit that's why I would want to go drinking with you.

[eejit101]

Sweet.

Im taller than he is tho. And IMO i dont see it that much. Apparnetly everyone else does. Meh.

[Pokerkitty6]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?

put it in front of my door at night so I could hear if someone was trying to break in the
front door, I spend alot of time upstairs

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
Spy on my family and get to the truth of many questions

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
To be cancer free right now

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
a juicy peach of course

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
because I bounce off the walls when I drink Three Olive Grape Vodka and Redbull

6. How many times a month do you do laundry? 12

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
because I can do anything, I always get the job done

[GloBug]

so am i freaking hired or what. i need to know soon because i got a few other job offers but i am holding out for this one. eejit u said u would hire me but i dont know if u got any pull for this one. some douche bag from HR named freeringo hasnt returned my calls can u put in a good word for me eejit. thanks a million.

[eejit101]

I outrank him already. They loved me and im now his boss.

I fired him and hired you to do his job

[GloBug]

I outrank him already. They loved me and im now his boss.

I fired him and hired you to do his job

now thats what im talking about. just the kind of person i want to work for. cool ill tell the other job offers to go screw themselves.

[freeringo]

There will be hell to pay.
I would have hired Pokerkitty and Globug.
Now let the brown nosing begin.
I'm out of here.
My locker crashing to the floor.:-x

[GloBug]

There will be hell to pay.
I would have hired Pokerkitty and Globug.
Now let the brown nosing begin.
I'm out of here.
My locker crashing to the floor.:-x

run everyone run he has a gun. he is going postal ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[freeringo]

Dear Eejit
HR Dept



1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I would have it engraved and place it as the first brick of many on the pathway of life
2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
I would spy on all Eejits coworkers and report back to him

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
I would wish that Eejit get promoted, that I might get my old job back

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
an avocado

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
Like a tennis ball, I always bounce back
6. How many times a month do you do laundry? I will do Eejits laundry if he would hire me back
7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
I am the qualified one remember, you #*&%@#&%$.

[twenty47]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I would leave it under my driver seat in my vehicle so that should I ever be in an accident and can't get out i'd use it to smash my window.
2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
I would board as many planes as possible and travel around the world for free

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
to always have good luck and pass on good luck to people around me when i choose

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
a tomato because you'll never be sure of what I am (keep you guessing)

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
I love playing team sports
6. How many times a month do you do laundry? 4 to 6 times
7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
because I would keep you happy and am a fast learner, willing to try

[eejit101]

24-7, you have another interview!

Ringo - welcome back!

[twenty47]

another interview..... don't you know I'm a busy person? this better be the interview where we negotiate my signing bonus!

[eejit101]

Dear Ms 247, your application has been disposed due to rudeness towards senior management.

Ty, and good night. Im off to give a cat an orgasm

[twenty47]

LMAO........ almost makes me happy that I got canned...... what did I almost get myself into, I do have good luck after all!

[eejit101]

Lol.

At least u laughed