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freeringo

07-01-2009, 07:07 AM

How far does an ANT have to fall before he injures or kills himself?

Have you ever noticed that an ant crawling on the wall can fall several feet and act like nothing happened?

eejit101

07-01-2009, 07:35 AM

i asked NDN a smiliar thing last night. How come you can flick a fly or tiny winged thing, or evne an ant, and flick it hard, and they still just wander off.

And i believe your ant thing is to do with weight/velocity.

It wont travel fast enough due to weight to pick up the speed to cause it ti tumble allowing for a nonsafe landing at higher speed due to the shape of its body. If it falls slowly, it can slow itself down.

nodepositneeded

07-01-2009, 07:47 AM

I've always wondered whether or not deer cry. Can anyone shed some light on this?

eejit101

07-01-2009, 07:50 AM

Yes. Bambi cried when her mum got shot. Nuff said.

nodepositneeded

07-01-2009, 07:52 AM

Yes. Bambi cried when her mum got shot. Nuff said.

Very true. Bambi is so real that it's practically a documentary!

eejit101

07-01-2009, 07:55 AM

Birrrrrr

Birrrrrrrrrrrr Duh.

freeringo

07-01-2009, 07:59 AM

City deer like around my house have it made.

Forest deer may cry over the death of a loved one, but they do it in hiding.

I loved bambi, I cryed too when MUM died.

BnLM5

07-01-2009, 10:22 AM

Really, you cried, I had a breakdown when mom died. That was the saddest movie I had ever seen.

taylovesthebeatles

07-01-2009, 12:30 PM

"Bir-Duh!" was my first word as a child! No lie.

eejit101

07-01-2009, 12:40 PM

Mine was helicopter. Honestly.

And i cried when i was 7, not seen it reecently, but ive gone all g4y and emotional, so id probably slit my wrists

GloBug

07-01-2009, 12:50 PM

well its like a cat. how do they always land on there feet. and as for the deers crying i have only seen doves cry. hmmm where did i get that from. lol

eejit101

07-01-2009, 12:51 PM

"But i never seen an elephant fly"

GloBug

07-01-2009, 12:55 PM

"But i never seen an elephant fly"

didnt dumbo fly sometime during that factual movie.

freeringo

07-01-2009, 12:55 PM

What would happen if you used hand sanitizer on the other parts of your body?

GloBug

07-01-2009, 01:01 PM

What would happen if you used hand sanitizer on the other parts of your body?

well im not sure if it would clean my ***. only a luffa and some industrial cleaner would do it. lol but i would make u smell good. lol

eejit101

07-01-2009, 01:04 PM

Nah, dumbo wasnt a documentary. Idiot.

Finding Nemo - as NDN informed me today and i completely agree, is so true it hurts.

"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddeeee"

GloBug

07-01-2009, 01:05 PM

Nah, dumbo wasnt a documentary. Idiot.

Finding Nemo - as NDN informed me today and i completely agree, is so true it hurts.

"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddeeee"

i neve said it was a documentary. read my post dumbo. it was a real movie just like the easter bunny and santa clause. mateyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

taylovesthebeatles

07-01-2009, 01:06 PM

Nah, dumbo wasnt a documentary. Idiot.

Finding Nemo - as NDN informed me today and i completely agree, is so true it hurts.

"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddeeee"

I touched the butt!!

Most importantly tho, sharks are nice, and "Fish are friends, not food!"

Also, I speak whale. And have a Squishy.

KaciBlakely

07-01-2009, 01:37 PM

Bambi was a boy. Sorry but it's true!

eejit101

07-01-2009, 01:41 PM

Bambi was a skunt.

And "just keep swimming, just keep swimming"

knowledge

07-01-2009, 01:46 PM

Did you mean skunk or are you as braindead as me.ROFL

Bambi was just another dinner!

taylovesthebeatles

07-01-2009, 01:50 PM

Did you mean skunk or are you as braindead as me.ROFL

Bambi was just another dinner!

Flower was the skunk, dummy!

If you can't say somefin' nice, don't say aaanything at all *nods sagely*

eejit101

07-01-2009, 01:52 PM

No, a skunt.

Go use and find it.

BnLM5

07-01-2009, 02:07 PM

Eejit just loves this link, as it helps him understand what people really mean. Now he has me looking there too. Pretty soon you'll all be stuck on urban dictionary! Yeah! Wait and see! You'll go there and find yourself looking up all kinds of stuff, and find yourself thinking hummm?

freeringo

07-13-2009, 07:42 AM

Mondays stupid question

Not as stupid as Eejits thought for the day.

But close:D

If you can please some of NDN members all the time,
but you can't please all the NDN members some of the time.
Then which Eeyore does Eejit remind us of?

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Hey fluffy bottom, you want to play?

StevenMick12

07-13-2009, 07:44 AM

ants are pretty amazing i think they are built to fall from anywhere except when u squish them...haha...no just kidding...i think if u drop them off 8-10feet that would be enough to injure them pretty bad...or enough to kill them

freeringo

07-13-2009, 07:46 AM

taylovesthebeatles

07-13-2009, 01:29 PM

I rofled heartily at the new Eeyore video, thank you. That was amazing and made me nostalgic for Pooh videos.

eejit101

07-13-2009, 11:00 PM

"Ill put my fingers into myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy EYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS"

2nd one didnt work. But ill be both.

targetguy1

07-13-2009, 11:39 PM

anyways back on to stupid question.

why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways?

eejit101

07-14-2009, 01:16 AM

Love it!

And you drive onto your driveway...

freeringo

07-14-2009, 07:40 AM

"Ill put my fingers into myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy EYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS"

2nd one didnt work. But ill be both.

Would you do Bruno too?

YouTube - Letterman - Bruno Top Ten List

KaciBlakely

07-14-2009, 02:43 PM

Would you do Bruno too?

YouTube - Letterman - Bruno Top Ten List

This could have been way funnier.

I like Sascha when he is being Borat better for some reason.

Either way the girl from Confessions of A Shopaholic is crazy for changing religions just to be with him.

But that's just my opinion.