Im Dying

[eejit101]

If i vanish, its cos i died.

Weirdly this is a 84% serious post.

Im unsure as to what it is, but im pretty sure im sick.

Gg eej

[nodepositneeded]

No need to spam the forum with your last few moments.

[taylovesthebeatles]

If i vanish, its cos i died.

Weirdly this is a 85% serious post.

Im unsure as to what it is, but im pretty sure im sick.

Gg eej

Give those sick germ eejits a bad beat!

Hope it isn't the piggy flu.

[eejit101]

the left side of my head feels like a chicken lives inside it.

My back feels like a 24 year old woman's feet on a night out in 4 inch heels.

My feet just hurt.


Random shhooting pains FTFL (for the f******g loss)

[taylovesthebeatles]

the left side of my head feels like a chicken lives inside it.

My back feels like a 24 year old woman's feet on a night out in 4 inch heels.

My feet just hurt.


Random shhooting pains FTFL (for the f******g loss)

Those are horrible indeed! :(

[freeringo]

I thought you didn't have to do bathrooms anymore.
Must of been the Irish patrons.

[BirdShow]

Sounds like Pork Fever.

Definitely Pork Fever.

You gotta leave those bigger girls alone when your in heels.

[woohoosue]

can we get wha you got ? hope not...... get well guy ...... how you gonna be all suave and fecal matter with the ladies when u feel this way.....

[eejit101]

Fecal matter??

Huh?

And who said i was suave. Im not James Bond.

[woohoosue]

hey that reminds me of something.....i thot i put verlander up today and then i get there and hes on the bench ...you aint pulling any funny business there are you? and stop changing my posts.... i find them funny just as they are....no adding that Welch humor...

[eejit101]

What post of yours did i change?

By Verlander i assume u meant he Det Tigers SP, and you put him on the SP and he is on the bench?

Are you f**king kidding me? You think i somehow hack your password for yahoo and change your team about? I dont get that comment but ok....

(you realise if you go to a certain day and change your lineup, then go BACK a day or two and maybe change one spot there, that all your future changes will be reset again?)


If you think i cheat somehow, or in anyway know your password, either change it or quit.



ANd dear god - Its WELSH. Who the hell is Welch?

I dont get "Ameri"k"an Humour"

[taylovesthebeatles]

What post of yours did i change?

By Verlander i assume u meant he Det Tigers SP, and you put him on the SP and he is on the bench?

Are you f**king kidding me? You think i somehow hack your password for yahoo and change your team about? I dont get that comment but ok....

(you realise if you go to a certain day and change your lineup, then go BACK a day or two and maybe change one spot there, that all your future changes will be reset again?)


If you think i cheat somehow, or in anyway know your password, either change it or quit.



ANd dear god - Its WELSH. Who the hell is Welch?

I dont get "Ameri"k"an Humour"

I think she meant changing "sh*t" to "fecal matter"

And yes, Welch is grape juice.

[woohoosue]

did u put fecal matter in my post?

[woohoosue]

i ddint say **** either,,,so it was added not changed for sensitive ears

[woohoosue]

wow he sure gets cranky when hes in pain ...good thing he isnt a woman ......having a baby would just about due him in

[woohoosue]

ok im going to bed now ..cub lost ....you are being mean to me.....im going home!

[taylovesthebeatles]

wow he sure gets cranky when hes in pain ...good thing he isnt a woman ......having a baby would just about due him in

Oh man I'd love to see him try and deal with that haha!

Or maybe I wouldn't. Eejit with PMS sounds terrifying as hell :shock:

[eejit101]

Im cranky cos i dont like being accused of cheating.

And if your an educated person.....

At the bottom of the posts that you think have been edited it will say if it has. If i edited it, it was say "edited by eejit101 at 11:41pm" or something like that, usualy with a litle comment as to why ive done it.

If NDN has edited it, as he is Forum Admin, it wont say anything, so thats how you know whose edited it.

Feel free now to go back and check this.

your 0/2.

[BirdShow]

if there was going to be a crying contest how come its just you two?

i'm not saying anyone could even compete at this level when, you guys are obviously

turning pro. just curious.

[GloBug]

come on sue u actually think he would do it. i dont think so. bad move. i hope u were joking. well anyways eejit dont die i need u. ur my best friend across the pond. id be lost with out u. well your fine your just being a drama queen, not a good look. lol

[taylovesthebeatles]

come on sue u actually think he would do it. i dont think so. bad move. i hope u were joking. well anyways eejit dont die i need u. ur my best friend across the pond. id be lost with out u. well your fine your just being a drama queen, not a good look. lol

Awww. You two are adorable, lol.

In all seriousness, I hope you get better too, eejit, and fast! It is definitely noticeable around here when you're gone for a while.

And I honestly thought you had edited sue's post, I didn't know that it wouldn't say it had been edited if NDN did the editing. Mea culpa.

[freeringo]

Take a week off pal.
We don't need ya here spreading your germs around.
All this get well crap is nausiating.
You got till June, then we will check up on ya.
Go back to sleep.

[nodepositneeded]

i ddint say **** either,,,so it was added not changed for sensitive ears

I changed the original word **** to fecal matter mainly as a joke, but also to limit the swearing in the forum (taylovesthebeatles sent me a private message asking if I could minimize the swearing otherwise she would stop posting in the forum).

[eejit101]

Lol..........

IF only that were true.

And im still ill.

But always happy

[taylovesthebeatles]

I changed the original word **** to fecal matter mainly as a joke, but also to limit the swearing in the forum (taylovesthebeatles sent me a private message asking if I could minimize the swearing otherwise she would stop posting in the forum).

Ahahahaha, riiight...

I know I'm a girl, but I can take the swearing and also dish it out like any guy! :D

[taylovesthebeatles]

Lol..........

IF only that were true.

And im still ill.

But always happy

I'm glad you're happy, eejit.

[GloBug]

ah see tay we cant swear because of u. always one bad apple. u better send another pm to say allow swearing. lol its bull cabbage i tell ya bull cabbage. lol

[taylovesthebeatles]

ah see tay we cant swear because of u. always one bad apple. u better send another pm to say allow swearing. lol its bull cabbage i tell ya bull cabbage. lol

Bring on the bull cabbage and the swearing!

[woohoosue]

no the changing of my post just reminded me of the change on my roster that morning ...but he was right i had set it and then changed a setting on the day before that changed it back without my knowledge, I never looked again to see if it was still there (this was my first occurance of changing roster days ahead)....another reason to play fantasy on ESPN instead....probably same there too tho.... but im standing by "eejit is cranky when he's in pain" ..that is true ...man i did say **** ...sorry tay!

not sorry to eejit cuz the "did u also change the roster" was just a dig and he has to bring his "Grape Juice" sensitivity to it .....

smart is as smart does.:rolleyes: least i dont act all hurt like a girl. Hey look at it this way .....u r in touch with your feminine side.....shame it's like 5/8 for a guy thats gotta hurt.

[BnLM5]

come on sue u actually think he would do it. i dont think so. bad move. i hope u were joking. well anyways eejit dont die i need u. ur my best friend across the pond. id be lost with out u. well your fine your just being a drama queen, not a good look. lol

I knew it, I knew it! I knew that you had a sensitive side to you glow bug. I just knew it! This has made my day. :)

[GloBug]

I knew it, I knew it! I knew that you had a sensitive side to you glow bug. I just knew it! This has made my day. :)

well the day i had my first daughter is when my sensitive side showed. that day changed everything. im such a softy.

[taylovesthebeatles]

well the day i had my first daughter is when my sensitive side showed. that day changed everything. im such a softy.

A softy Glo Bug worm snuggle bear! Hooray!

Trust me, a sensitive side in a man is a great thing.

[BnLM5]

I agree with Tay, a man with sensitivity is a very good thing. I am just glad to know that you have some Glo Bug. It's nice to see good in people. :)

[eejit101]

If i lived in the USA id be driving right now to California to lick GloBugs pretty face

[BnLM5]

Ahhh! Now, isn't that special, and as hot as it is here right now he prob taste alot like salt. eej must be feeling better. (good) :) I live in California too.....

[GloBug]

If i lived in the USA id be driving right now to California to lick GloBugs pretty face

oh eejit i am getting my face srubbed right now and gonna have some smell goods on when u make this historic trip to kiss my face. i cant wait. muuuuuwaaaahhhh

[BnLM5]

oh eejit i am getting my face srubbed right now and gonna have some smell goods on when u make this historic trip to kiss my face. i cant wait. muuuuuwaaaahhhh

He said lick your face Glo Bug not kiss it. What are you thinking?

[GloBug]

He said lick your face Glo Bug not kiss it. What are you thinking?

well if he is gonna lick he mine as well kiss my cheek

[taylovesthebeatles]

If i lived in the USA id be driving right now to California to lick GloBugs pretty face

What about his his his his his poker face?

[taylovesthebeatles]

oh eejit i am getting my face srubbed right now and gonna have some smell goods on when u make this historic trip to kiss my face. i cant wait. muuuuuwaaaahhhh

Just as long as you guys don't get married. You can't do that in California anymore you know. They ruled against it today.

That being said, I want pictures of this face kissing. It sounds epic. And historic too.

[eejit101]

I might download "300" now, all this talk of epicness.


And i vote we have a chip raffle. Everyone buys tickets to win nothing. Tickets are 1 chip each.


Buy a few each day, everyone can.

All proceeds add up, and are given to me on neteller to buy a plane ticket to LA.

Thoughts?

(Im high on drugs btw)

[taylovesthebeatles]

I might download "300" now, all this talk of epicness.


And i vote we have a chip raffle. Everyone buys tickets to win nothing. Tickets are 1 chip each.


Buy a few each day, everyone can.

All proceeds add up, and are given to me on neteller to buy a plane ticket to LA.

Thoughts?

(Im high on drugs btw)

If you'd actually do it, and provide us with photographic evidence, sure, I'll chip in!

[eejit101]

Lol at the cunningly deployed phrase joke there!

And if NDN would set it up, id do photos, a live blog, id video it and everything!

[freeringo]

All that effort for 6 viewers.

[eejit101]

hell uyeah.

Ill do anything for 6 people.

[BnLM5]

lol..... oh my... so funny! I will chip in chips as long as you stop to see me too?

[eejit101]

lol..... oh my... so funny! I will chip in chips as long as you stop to see me too?

I definatly will, but ill end up playing your husband at headsup poker for your affections, like old western gun drawing, but without the violence or weaponary.

Plus i can see the smallest mountain range in the world

[eejit101]

NDN, set this up!!!

If we get to 70,000 chips i can do it!

[taylovesthebeatles]

NDN, set this up!!!

If we get to 70,000 chips i can do it!

ROFLMAO.

You should be put on drugs more often, you're a riot!

[eejit101]

Maybe they can prescribe me speed?

God i dont think id last more than 5 minutes.

[BnLM5]

NDN, set this up!!!

If we get to 70,000 chips i can do it!

Please, Please, NDN can he? Pretty please with sugar on top, I think I love him. lol....

[navuta]

sometimes I feel poker sick too...
Strange feeling trought the head to tha back of the shoulder...
U just whant to sleep and see the sunshine of a nice waterfall.
thats it...
All the best!

[BnLM5]

sometimes I feel poker sick too...
Strange feeling trought the head to tha back of the shoulder...
U just whant to sleep and see the sunshine of a nice waterfall.
thats it...
All the best!

What? This is a raffle here who is sick?

[eejit101]

Im sick in the mind?

I should go to "the prison of sick thoughts"

(anyone get that film quote?)

[navuta]

sorry...
I tought u had some pain sometime ago.
Please help me!! Sick thoughts!!? - Yahoo! Answers

I found on yahoo answers this freak girl who has freaking toughts.
I dont have than i just create than and than trow it on the net.:D

[navuta]

What about that freaking girl who made 56 tattoo stars on her face... lol..
She sued the man who made the tatoos.
But she later confessed she whanted all the tattos.
Crazy... I dont have tatoos and never whanted one..
O would make a pair of aces on my head...
..lol..
What poker related tatoo would u make?