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Dallas12
05-13-2009, 04:59 PM
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer."

The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."

The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer."

Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."

The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer."

"Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"

The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!"

GloBug
05-13-2009, 05:25 PM
haha that was funny . lawyers are crooks.

KaciBlakely
05-13-2009, 11:49 PM
Sounds like he messed up with somebody's money or that's his daily call from his jail cell because he didn't get him out of the case. lol.

Those are my guesses at least. Loved it Dallas.

GloBug
05-14-2009, 03:02 AM
crooks i tell ya crooks.

terbo71
05-14-2009, 11:48 AM
LMAO! That's funny s**t! Too funny dallas.

thenutzaa1
05-14-2009, 12:04 PM
that one was good dallas.... I am with glo they a bad!!!!!

money hunggrey

KaciBlakely
05-14-2009, 05:23 PM
Well they gotta get rick any how/way they can right? I think that is in the job description from the get-go. lol.