quintass
09-23-2006, 08:35 AM
Quickie #1
One day, Jay Dini came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a
very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went fishing.
Quickie #2
A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran
into the house. He slammed the door and shouted at the top of his
lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
The wife said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," he said. "Just get the hell out."
Quickie #3
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
the other is a husband.
Quickie #4
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's
license. First,of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The
optician showed him a card with theletters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
Quickie #5
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must
tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired
of chardonnay."
One day, Jay Dini came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a
very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went fishing.
Quickie #2
A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran
into the house. He slammed the door and shouted at the top of his
lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
The wife said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," he said. "Just get the hell out."
Quickie #3
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
the other is a husband.
Quickie #4
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's
license. First,of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The
optician showed him a card with theletters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
Quickie #5
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must
tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired
of chardonnay."