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KaciBlakely

05-05-2009, 08:46 PM

Here are some more classics I found. Hope everyone likes them and this inspires some movie watching.

City Slickers, “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place”, Mitch Robbins

A Few Good Men, “You can’t handle the truth”, Colonel Nathan Jessup

Batman Returns, “You’re just jealous ’cause I’m a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask”, The Penguin

Ace Ventura Pet Detective, “Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear”, Ace Ventura

Clerks, “This job would be great if it wasn’t for the ****ing customers”, Randal Graves

The Shawshank Redemption, “Either get busy living, or get busy dying”, Ellis “Red” Redding

True Lies, “Women. Can’t live with ‘em. Can’t kill ‘em”, Albert Gibson

Apollo 13, “Houston, we have a problem”, Jim Lovell

Braveheart, “Every man dies. Not every man really lives”, William Wallace

Get Shorty, “So let me get this straight. You broke in again to apologize for breaking in yesterday”, Karen Flores

Jerry Maguire , “Show me the money”, Jerry Maguire

Titanic , “I’m the king of the world”, Jack Dawson

Titanic , “The best I’ve seen, ma’am. Hardly any rats” Jaci Dawson.

Titanic , “Music to drown by - Now I know I’m in first class”, Tommy Ryan

Rush Hour, “I’m ‘Blackinese’”, Detective James Carter

Sweet Home Alabama, “Honey, just ’cause I talk slow doesn’t mean I’m stupid”, Jake Perry

Forrest Gump , “My mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you’re gonna get”, Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump “Stupid is as stupid does”, Forrest Gump

These are some of my favorites. Especially the titanic ones. I love that movie so much.

KaciBlakely

05-05-2009, 08:47 PM

I will have to post some of my favorite lines at some point. Kaci, I'm glad to see you enjoy a lot of the classics! So do I. The only one I have to argue with you about is The Godfather. Man I hated that movie. It was way too long and overrated in my book. Oh well.

And I haven't seen Old School yet either, so drink another beer for me!

I can't wait until you join in Tay.

Cmon in the waters fine.

Whats that from? lol

KaciBlakely

05-06-2009, 05:43 PM

This one is my favorite TV Quote Ever Maybe.

It's from VERONICA MARS and here it is.

"Logan: You know, I'm surprised, Veronica. And as a keen observer of the human condition, I thought you saw through people better than that. Bimbos? That's not me anymore.
Veronica: So what are you like now?
Logan: You know. Tortured. Ever since I had my heart broke.
Veronica: Hannah really did do a number on you, huh?
Logan: Come on, you know I'm not talking about Hannah. I thought our story was epic, you know? You and me.
Veronica: Epic how?
Logan: Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed, epic. But summer's almost here. And we won't see each other at all. Then you'll leave town then...it's over.
Veronica: Logan...
Logan: I'm sorry. About last summer. You know, if I could do it over...
Veronica: Come on. Ruined lives, bloodshed? You really think a relationship should be that hard?
Logan: No one writes songs about the ones that come easy."

KaciBlakely

05-06-2009, 05:51 PM

These are my favorite from Boy Meets World.

Where is everyone? I know I'm not the only one who watches so start listing please people.

Here they are.

"Topanga: Cory, I can't see you anymore.
Cory: What?
Topanga: Do you have any idea how many guys hit on me?
Cory: What are you talking about?
Topanga: I never needed to test my feelings for you. I moved away from my parent's in Pittsburg to be close to you. Ever since we were little kids, I felt like I belonged with you. I would have given you everything, Cory.
Cory: Topanga, I'm... I'm so sorry.
Topanga: I forgive you. I forgive you for lying at the lodge, I forgive you for kissing her and I forgive you for the letter, which I read, and I know how intimately she felt about you. But that you needed to see her, to test how you felt about me, I don't forgive you for that Cory, I don't.
Cory: No, No, No! You told me to see her, Topanga You told me to see how I felt!
Topanga: And you listened."

"Topanga: I will never forget you. You were more of a father to me than my own dad.
Sean: You never gave up on me. Never once. I’m not gonna forget you. You’re the best person I know.
Eric: I don’t know what’s gonna happen to me. But I do know that I’m gonna be a good person who cares about people. I blame you for that.
Cory: Well, I got Topanga to go to New York.
Feeny: Good for you.
Cory: She’s not even scared anymore.
Feeny: Nor should she be.
Cory: I am.
Feeny: Well, you have a right to be.
Cory: You coming with us? You gonna follow us? You gonna sneak up on us in Central Park or something?
Feeny: No, Mr. Matthews. I shall remain here.
Cory: No. You’ll always be with us … as long as we live.
Feeny: I love you all … class dismissed."

"Shawn: Don't blow me off, God. I never asked you for anything before and I never wanted to come to you like this, but don't take Turner away from me; he's not done yelling at me yet. God, you're not talking but I know you're here, so I'm gonna talk, and you can listen. God, I don't wanna be empty inside any more."

"I can't say certain things, so I write them down, that's how I get them out. Now I do that for myself and not for anyone else."

"Topanga: We're supposed to see other people.
Cory: I'm supposed to see other people, you're supposed to wait until I die."

In my opinion those are some good ones from Boy Meets World really.

What do you guys think?

KaciBlakely

05-06-2009, 05:55 PM

"Joey: People change, Dawson.
Dawson: They don't have to.
Joey: Yes, they do. People die, and they move away... and they grow up. Everthing changes eventually."

"You wanna know what the truth is? I still love you and I probably will love you for a very long time. But I can't just be your buddy, because as much as i enjoy the concept of being "just friends" in reality it's a bizarre form of torture and i'm just not willing to participate in it. so right now what i wanna do is just move on and get over you and the only way for me to do that is to not be around you anymore."

"Brooks: And remember, you're still young enough to fall in and out of love a few more times before you get it right.
Dawson: That doesn't sound very fun.
Brooks: It isn't...And it is... And it isn't. But it's worth it. Every single time."

"You're off the hook. I've never really put much faith in all that "if you love someone, set them free" crap, as evidenced by everything I've done in my life up to this very moment, but I am determined to be happy, Joey. Happy in this life. And I love you. I mean, I always-- I have always, always loved you. But our timing has just never been right. And the way I figure it, time is no man's friend. So I have to get right with that and be happy, now. Because this is it. I mean, this is all that we get. If there's one thing I've learned from losing Jen, that's what I've learned. I also want for you to be happy. It's really important for me that you be happy. So I want you to be with someone, whether it be Dawson or New York guy or some man that you haven't even met yet. But I want you to be with someone who can be a part of the life that you want for yourself. I want you to be with someone who makes you feel like I feel when I'm with you. So, I guess the point to this long run-on sentence that's been the last 10 years of our lives is just that the simple act of being in love with you is enough for me. So you're off the hook."

"Joey: Dawson, I'm sorry I don't have the same dreams I had when I was 15 years old, and I'm sorry that I moved on faster than you did, but you know what? Maybe not everything that happens to you is my fault! And maybe just because I want more from my life than--
Dawson: more than what? More than us? You don't know, do you? You've never known. The entire time I've known you, all you've wanted to do is escape. From me, from Capeside. I mean, you say that I'm the dreamer. I'm the one who doesn't wanna live in the real world. Well, I'm doing it, Joey. Right now. I'm living in the real world. It's you who wants the fantasy"

Dawson: Joey, if things are complicated between us, it's because you made them that way, all right? You. And you think that... Whatever was wrong when you were with me is gonna magically get better when you're with him?
Joey: I don't know, Dawson. I don't know, ok? I just know that I-- I need him.
Dawson: You need him like you need me? it's a simple question. Do you need him like you need me?
Joey: No. Look, you can't do that. You can’t. Those 2 things have nothing to do with each other, and you know that. The way that I feel about him is completely separate from the way that I feel about you and our friendship.
Dawson: we don't have a friendship right now. As of right now, we do not have a friendship.
Joey: That is not fair!
Dawson: You can't have both of us! You can't have him as your boyfriend and me as your consolation prize. You're gonna have to make a choice, and I'll tell you right now, if you choose him, I'm not gonna be around to pick up the pieces when it all falls apart. This ruins everything. There's no goin' back"

It's sad. I always wanted it to be Dawson and Joey in the end.

KaciBlakely

05-06-2009, 05:57 PM

These are from Greys Anatomy. I forgot there were so many good lines to think about.

"OK, Here it is. Your choice, it's simple. Her or me. And I'm sure she's really great.
But Derek.. I love you.
In a really really big pretend to like your taste in music
let you eat the last piece of cheesecake
hold a radio over my head outside your window
unfortunate way that makes me hate you
love you.
So pick me. Choose me. Love me."

"Pain, you just have to ride it out, hope it goes away on its own, hope the wound that caused it heals. There are no solutions, no easy answers, you just breath deep and wait for it to subside. Most of the time pain can be managed but sometimes the pain gets you where you least expect it. Hits way below the belt and doesn't let up. Pain, you just have to fight through, because the truth is you can't outrun it and life always makes more."

"I feel like one of those people who is so miserable that they can't be around normal people, like I'll infect the happy people"

"A couple of hundred years ago, Benjamin Franklin shared with the world the secret of his success. Never leave that till tomorrow, he said, which you can do today. This is the man who discovered electricity. You think more people would listen to what he had to say. I don't know why we put things off, but if I had to guess, I'd have to say it has a lot to do with fear. Fear of failure, fear of rejection, sometimes the fear is just of making a decision, because what if you're wrong? What if you're making a mistake you can't undo? The early bird catches the worm. A stitch in time saves nine. He who hesitates is lost. We can't pretend we hadn't been told. We've all heard the proverbs, heard the philosophers, heard our grandparents warning us about wasted time, heard the damn poets urging us to seize the day. Still sometimes we have to see for ourselves. We have to make our own mistakes. We have to learn our own lessons. We have to sweep today's possibility under tomorrow's rug until we can't anymore. Until we finally understand for ourselves what Benjamin Franklin really meant. That knowing is better than wondering, that waking is better than sleeping, and even the biggest failure, even the worst, beat the hell out of never trying."

"Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know; maybe we just wouldn't feel real. What's that saying? Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop"

"Maybe were not supose to be happy. Maybe gratitude has nothing to do with joy. Maybe being grateful is recognizing what you have for what it is, appreciating small victories admiring the strugle it takes simply to be human. Maybe we're thankful for the familar things we know and maybe we're thankful for the things we will never know. At the end of the day the fact that we have the courage to still be standing is reason enough to celebrate."

"We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop? "

Such great television.

At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you in. Life is messy. That's how we're made. So, you can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them.

Meredith: What was I to you? The girl you screwed to get over being screwed?
Derek: You were like coming up for fresh air. It's like I was drowning and you saved me. It's all I know.
Meredith: It's not good enough.

BnLM5

05-06-2009, 07:56 PM

One of my all time favorites is Clint Eastwood, "Are you talking to me?"

eejit101

05-06-2009, 08:20 PM

A few good men - "you cant handle the truth"

old school - EVERYTHING!

Sex Drive -

Randy: You wear thong underpants?
Andy: You want us to take our shirts off?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: Is your mom hot too?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: What's your address?
Randy: You like pizza?

Randy: So where's Felecia?
Andy: Felatia. Yeah.
Ian: She's in the...
Andy: FelaaaCHA. You bangin' her?
Ian: We're just friends.
Randy: I'm uncircumcised!
Girl: **** off.
Randy: Wait, I thought you took her to prom?
Ian: Yeah, but it was a just friends kinda thing.
Randy: You should bang her. We would.
Andy: Dude, we would bang her so hard!
Randy: Tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it!
Andy: Yeah, hard!
Randy: With our dicks!
Andy: Our dicks are huge!
Randy: You can see them from space!

Ezekiel: No, I wouldn't know anything about your 69' GTO, 454 Ram-Air Intake, 4.11 Rear-Posi... Somethin' like that?
Ezekiel: Yeah... That must have fallen Right out of the Sky. Well, Have fun with your Future Car, Spaceman!

knowledge

05-07-2009, 07:56 AM

"Funny, he doesn't look Druish" SPACEBALLS

KaciBlakely

05-07-2009, 03:38 PM

KaciBlakely

05-07-2009, 03:40 PM

"funny, he doesn't look druish" spaceballs

spaceballs! Is a great movie! Love it!

thenutzaa1

05-07-2009, 03:40 PM

kaci dont forget old school HAHAHAHA

eejit101

05-07-2009, 03:45 PM

Kaci, trust me.

Get old school and sex drive and eurotrip.

All comedy brilliance

KaciBlakely

05-07-2009, 04:10 PM

Okay so One Tree Hill is my most favorite Television Show ever. It beats Beverly Hills, 90210 for me and that is a big accomplishment let me tell you.

Here are some of my favorites. It's probably because I was in high school my junior year when it started but never mind that. Here's the quotes from my fav tv show.

Lucas: What makes it less of a game if people don't see it?
Keith: I'll tell you why. When I was a kid, my father took me to Raleigh to see David Thompson play. I was 9 years old. I couldn't have cared less about basketball. But when Thompson stepped on the court, he was so young, so quick, and just so graceful that I was mesmerized. I couldn't take my eyes off him until late in the game, and I look up at my dad, and he's got tears in his eyes. 14,000 strangers and my father's crying because he's so beautiful. He played with such poetry that he made us feel like we were a part of it. You have a gift, Luke, and it's a crime not to let people see it, to hide it in the park. It's a damn shame. That's why.

Lucas: Anyway... Guys kept teasing me about it, about how Nathan’s dad was my dad, too. So I asked my mom, and she said he wasn't. But I'd get home, and I hear her crying in her room. I knew it was true. So I never went back. I told my mom it was because I didn't want to have to see his face. But, it was mostly because I didn't want her to have to.
Peyton: So why'd you tell me that? I mean, we don't even know each other.
Lucas: Maybe that's the point.

Lucas: You ever have something that you knew that you were better at than.. almost anybody else?
Peyton: Sex. (pauses while Lucas stares at her) Joke.

Haley: Do you see this book? Because this book is me. I am math.
Nathan: What's that supposed to mean?
Haley: It's supposed to mean that you can work your whole "I'm Nathan Scott, Mr. Big Shot, scoring my touchdowns" on somebody else, because -
Nathan: I don't even play football.
Haley: Whatever. The point is, at the end of the day all your bluster and BS don't mean anything to math because math don't care, and neither do I.
Nathan: Well, does English care? 'Cause I really suck at that, too.
Haley: Please don't waste my time. I'm already taking a huge chance on you because my instincts are screaming that you're full of sh... Let's just get started, okay?

Peyton: He really slammed you.
Lucas: I don't care what he thinks.
Peyton: Neither do I.
Lucas: Oh yeah? Then why are you drinking?

Lucas: So I'm confused. You want to be anonymous and you let the world watch you on a web cam.
Peyton: The world isn't watching me... but I guess you are.
Lucas: Okay, the point is.... you want to express yourself but you don't want people to know it's you.
Peyton:I guess I'm just a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a *****.
Lucas: Or maybe just a tortured artist.
Peyton: Look, I don't need you defending me and my work. I don't need you analyzing it or interpreting me either. And in fact, I'm pretty sure I don’t need you at all.
Lucas: Pretty sure?

Peyton: How's the tutoring going? You're tutoring Nathan, right? It's ok. He tells me everything.
Haley: Yeah, he said he needed some help.
Peyton: Maybe you could teach him to stop being such a jackass.
Haley: I will put that on the lesson plan.
Peyton: Just be careful, ok?
Haley: Yeah, sure.
Peyton: Does Lucas know you're helping Nathan? (Haley looks at her in disgust.) You know, you say a lot when you keep your mouth shut. It's okay. I'll keep mine shut, too.

Nathan: I remember this one summer, I was playing little league baseball, and I was the pitcher, and my dad was the coach. Anyway, this kid, Billy Lyons, he was a great hitter. Everything he hit was a homerun. So, you know, he got up to the plate and there was nobody on base, so I just walked him. Four straight pitches, nothing even close to a strike. So my dad calls a timeout, comes to the mound, and I’m thinking he’s gonna say like, smart move or good thinking son, something like that. But instead... instead he grabs me by the arm, and he kicks me in the *** as hard as he can. I mean, he literally took me by the arm so that I wouldn’t like, go flying, he kicked me so hard. Then he brought Stevie Planking in to pitch, sat me on the bench, never mentioned it again.
Lucas: That sucks.
Nathan: Yeah. So just think about that the next time you’re feeling sorry for yourself.

Luke:She told me to listen to tracks 8 and 13. Well, there are only 12 songs.
Peyton: Honest mistake.
Luke: Yeah, I guess. I mean, I'm sorry about this morning with your dad. I had no idea he was there.
Peyton: It's because he usually isn't.
Luke: I thought you were happy with your setup?
Peyton: That's what I tell him. I make up stuff in the emails. I send him about how happy I am on my own and how responsible I'm being even when I'm not. He loves his job, you know, and after my mom died, it's just not fair to ask him to give that up, but I miss him when he's away.
Luke: You tell him that?
Peyton: He worries. It's just better not to.

Guy: Buy you a drink?
Brooke: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit, let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me because even your fantasy of me isn't interested in you.

Those are my favorites from Season one.

If you are confused and have never seen the show here's the synopsis for the show.

"Besides a love for hoops, it would seem that Lucas and Nathan are two young men with little in common - except for the dark secret that they share the same father. Arrogant and assured, Nathan is the star of the high school basketball team and hails from the wealthiest family in town. Quiet, brooding and driven, Lucas is a loner, the only child of a single working mom. He's always kept his distance from Nathan. But their lives collide when a twist of fate puts Lucas on Nathan's team. The rumor that's haunted the boys since childhood now becomes more than just whispers as the half-brothers compete not only for control of the court, but also for the heart of Nathan's girlfriend. So unfolds a deep and bitter conflict that's been years in the making; one that will play itself out in their homes, their hearts and at school as they struggle to come to terms with who they really are - and the fact that they may have more in common than they ever imagined."

That part is courtesy of IMDB.com

And I hope you all go rent it, because it is a great series. In it's 6th season currently.

KaciBlakely

05-07-2009, 04:17 PM

Lucas: [voiceover] T.H. White said: Perhaps we all give the best of our hearts uncritically to those who hardly think about us in return.

Peyton: What is that?
Brooke: This, Missy blond girl, is the Brooke Davis version of 'Spin the Bottle'. Only now, it's 'Spin the Body'. Watch. OK, you two have to make out. And last but not least; we have 'Five Minutes in the Elevator'.
Lucas: Isn't it 'Five Minutes in the Closet'?
Brooke: Yeah, if you're in junior high. But the great part about this is; you know how everybody has their elevator list?
Skills: What?
Brooke: Your elevator list! Come on! The list of people you're allowed to have sex with if you're ever stuck in an elevator with them.
Skills: "Halle Berry."
Fergie: "Beyoncé."
Peyton: "Jack Black."
Mouth: Brooke Davis.

Lucas: I think everybody…knows that Nathan and I got off to a pretty sketchy start. Nathan; mutual hatred sound about right?
Nathan: Worse. (They laugh.)
Lucas: Yeah. You see, then a funny thing happened; Haley. She showed me that you can find the good in everybody, if you just give them a chance. The benefit of the doubt. Sometimes, people disappoint you. Sometimes they surprise you. But you never really get to know them…until you listen for what’s in their hearts and that’s what Haley did with Nathan. That’s what we should do for them. So for you skeptics out there, prepare to be surprised. So this is to my…brother and my little sis in-law, and in love.

Tim: Dude, Smell me
Nathan: Dude, Kiss my ***

Chris: Sorry, we're closed.
Peyton: Yeah, I know. I was just wondering if I could post this flyer on your board. I'm auditioning bands for a local talent night.
Chris: All ages night? Tell you what, you can post it if you take your shirt off.
Peyton: Excuse me?
Chris:: Emo's crap. [Peyton's t-shirt says 'Finding Emo']. Gives punk a bad name.
Peyton: You think?
Chris: I do.
Peyton: Huh. Well, I guess those that can't do, sell records. You insult all your customers this way?
Chris: Well, since we're not really open, you're not really a customer.
Peyton: Whatever, I'm going to school.
Chris: Don't forget your 'Get Up Kids' lunch box.
Peyton: [hangs flyer] You know, it's real punk to be up at 7 am doing inventory.
Chris: I never went to sleep.

Anna: First they put away the dealers,keep our kids safe and off the street. Then they put away the prostitutes, keep married men cloistered at home. Then they shooed away the bums, then they beat and bashed the queers, turned away asylum-seekers, fed us suspicions and fears. We didn't raise our voice, we didn't make a fuss. It's funny there was no one left to notice when they came for us.
Peyton : Anna, it's not about who I am, okay. It's about who they are. They are people who hate, and they divide, and they feed off of people who don't fight back. Yeah I could laugh this off, but what about the girl who can't? Who's gonna help her? Silence only makes them stronger.

[Principal Turner encounters "DYKE" tshirt]
Mr. Turner: Miss Sawyer, you know we have a policy regarding wardrobe that's offensive or profane.
Peyton: [points to her locker] Does that policy extend to lockers, 'cuz you haven't removed that yet have you?
Mr. Turner: You know the drill: go to the office and change or be sent home.
Peyton: Ok, Mr. Turner, have you ever heard of Victor Jara? No? Um... he was this musician, right, and he fought injustice with his songs and when they broke his hands and when they taunted him, he just sang even louder.
Mr. Turner: Look, Peyton, oppression's not exactly a mystery to me, ok? I feel your pain.
Peyton: No...no you don't. Ok, I'm sorry, but you don't know anything about my pain!
Mr. Turner: Maybe so but there are counselors you can talk to. Literature you can read.
Peyton: Ok, I'm-I'm not ***, Mr. Turner!!! But you know what; if I was I wouldn't let other people tear me down because of it and I sure as hell wouldn't be looking for my answers in one of your pamphlets!
Mr. Turner: Policy is clear Peyton. Remove the shirt or be suspended.
Peyton: Fine. [takes off her shirt, leaving her in a red bra and throws it at him] Can you hear my song now, Mr. Turner?
Mr. Turner: Enjoy your suspension, Miss Sawyer.

Brooke: [Election Speech]: I thought I knew you. But I guess it's easier to see what we want than to look for the truth. You think you know me but you don't. And that means you don't know what I can do. You see me as someone who's popular and who has all the answers but that's not true. I may not always know what I'm doing but I'll try to make things better. And when I make a mistake, because face it, we all do, I promise I'll ask for your help. I can't do this alone, but if you'll take a chance on me, we can do great things together. I promise if you believe in me, I'll find the courage to reach for your every dream. John F. Kennedy said, "the courage of life is a magnificent mixture of triumph and tragedy. A man does what he must, in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures. And that is the basis of all morality".

Taylor: I know what it's like to want to search for something more, Haley ,Thats why I'm always running. But I never had a Nathan to come home to.

Lucas: Charles Bukowski once wrote: There will always be something to ruin our lives. It all depends on what or which finds us first. We are always ripe and ready to be taken.

Gosh this show is just brilliant and brings back awesome memories. Please tell me you've seen this series?

KaciBlakely

05-07-2009, 05:10 PM

I'm not puting any quotes in for Volume 4 or more because they might be spoilery.

Everything else is spoiler free, so here there's no need for a warning eejit. Sorry if I spoiled earlier.

Mohinder: Man is a narcissistic species by nature. We have colonized the four corners of our tiny planet. But we are not the pinnacle of so-called evolution. That honor belongs to the lowly ****roach. Capable of living for months without food. Remaining alive headless for weeks at a time. Resistant to radiation. If God has indeed created Himself in His own image, then I submit to you that God is a ****roach.

Hiro: I have discovered powers beyond any mere mortal.
Ando: Right. You and Spock.
Hiro: Yes. Like Spock. Exactly.
[Hiro's boss suddenly grabs him by the neck and drags him back to his desk.]
Ando: Use your death grip, Spock! The death grip!

Claire: I walked through fire and I didn't get burned.

Nathan: You have any kids?
Nikki: That's another question
Nathan: Right
Nikki: One. Boy Genius.
Nathan: Boy?
Nikki: Boy
Nathan: I've got two boys. Not geniuses, just boys.

Mohinder: [voiceover] We are, if anything, creatures of habit. Drawn to the safety and the comfort of the similar. But what happens when the familiar becomes unsafe? When the fear that we've been desperately trying to avoid, finds us where we live?

D.L.: It's going to be you and me from here on out. Partners.
Micah: You mean like Batman and Robin?
D.L.: Yeah, like Batman and Robin. Only, I ain't wearing no tights. You can wear tights, I ain't wearing no tights.

[Sylar confronts Brian Davis.]
Sylar: You're broken. I can fix you.

Peter: ... I-I think he was trying to read my mind. They were all like us!
Nathan: Dysfunctional?

Matt: We didn't look everywhere. Maybe-maybe there's a secret room somewhere. 'Kay Maybe-
Superior: and maybe I can whistle the Star-Spangled Banner out of my ***.

Claude: Charles Darwin bred pigeons while he was working out his theory of evolution. Married up various permutations to get maximum potential.
Peter: What'd he mean by that? Maximum potential.
Claude: I think he meant you, friend.

Dale: Funny, I didn't hear your footsteps.
Sylar: That's because there weren't any.
Dale: That sound, in your heart. What is it?
Sylar: [smiling] Murder.

[As Peter throws Claude over his shoulder]
Claude: What are you doing?
Peter: Something unexpected.
[Jumps off of the roof of the Deveaux Building and flies away]

Claude: And when you've left New York a smoking crater we'll put that on your tombstone. "Here lies Peter Petrelli. [lashes out with his stick] He tried!

The Haitian:[to Claire] I do not need you happy, only safe.

Linderman: When my day of judgment comes, Nathan, I'll be remembered as a humanitarian. I care about the world, I just want to save it. To heal it. And for that, I need you.
Nathan: What could you possibly know about healing? (Linderman looks over at a dead plant and heals it.)
Linderman: A few things.

Sylar: This is usually the part when people start screaming.

Sylar: Hmm, looks like you dropped something. [Sylar picks up a Ninth Wonder cartoon.] A comic book that predicts the future. What will they think of next? [Sylar turns to page showing Hiro stabbing him.] You're kidding. This is how Isaac thought I'd die? Stabbed by a silly little man?
Ando: Hiro is not silly!
Sylar: You should've seen the look on his face when he tried to kill me.

Sylar: Haven't I killed you before?
Peter: Didn't take.

West: So, what are you?
Claire: Meaning what exactly?
West: Meaning are you one of them? Or one of the others?
Claire: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
West: Lemme break it down for you: are you a robot or an alien? 'Cause everyone in the world is one or the other.

West: So, lizards, huh?
Claire: Tell me you didn't just time that so I'd walk right past you.
West: I figured you'd be more into whales or something. Unicorns.
Claire: You know, you make a lot of assumptions. Is my hair really that blonde?
West: I think it's cool actually. I'm sort of into genetics too.
Claire: I didn't say I was into genetics.
West: You don't have to hide everything interesting about you. Biology is supposed to be our destiny. But people forget genes can change!
Claire: I thought guys like you were supposed to sit in the back of the classroom and hate everything.
West: I just found this book. It's by some Indian guy, I can barely even pronounce his name. It's about everything you're talking about. People who evolved. There's a whole chapter on regeneration!
Claire: Sorry, I left all my awesome genetics expert reading for the summer vacation.

The Haitian: You work for people?
Mohinder: A company.
The Haitian: Of course, there's always a company.

West: I take it you're annoyed.
Claire: What is it, West? Huh? What do you want from me?
West: I want you to admit you're different.
Claire: Okay, fine, I'm a freak. Alright?
West: Claire.
Claire: I am such a freak, in fact, that I have to tip-toe around this school pretending to be a brainless Barbie doll so nobody notices how different I am. 'Cause if they found out, I'd be carted off to some human zoo where I'd be poked and prodded at for the rest of my life. So yeah, West, I'm different. And you can tell the world if you want to because I'm tired of pretending to be someone I'm not.
West: Claire, shut up. (lifts her up and flies.)

Noah: Claire, your mother and I need to talk to you. About boys.
Claire: Oh please, not the sex talk again, it was painful enough the first time.

(West catches Claire after jumping from HOLLYWOOD sign)
Claire: You caught me.
West: Of course I did.
Claire: But I would have been fine.
West: I know you can heal, Claire, but I never want to see you hurt.

Elle: I accidentally set my grandmother's house on fire when I was six. Caused a blackout in four counties in Ohio when I was eight. I spent my ninth birthday in a glass room with an IV of lithium in my arm. I've lived in this building for sixteen years, ever since the shrinks diagnosed me as a sociopath with paranoid delusions - but they were just out to get me because I threatened to kill 'em. I'm 24 years old and I've never gone on a date. Never been on a roller coaster, never been swimming. And now you know everything there is to know about me. I don't have the luxury of being more interesting than that.

Mohinder: (voiceover) There are many ways to define our fragile existence. Many ways to give it meaning. But it is our memories that shape its purpose and give it context. The private assortment of images, fears, loves, regrets. For it is the cruel irony of life that we are destined to hold the dark with the light. The good with the evil. Success with disappointment. This is what separates us. What makes us human. And in the end, we must fight to hold on to.

KaciBlakely

05-07-2009, 05:17 PM

Sylar: (after testing his restored powers by pulling a spinach can to himself) I'm back.

Claire: Are you going to eat it?
Sylar: Eat your brain? Claire, that's disgusting.

Claire: Wait! What about me? Aren't you going to kill me?
Sylar: Poor girl. There's so much about yourself you don't even understand. Your brain is not like the others, Claire. You are not like the others. You're different. You're special. I couldn't kill you even if I wanted to. You can never die. And now, I guess...neither can I.

[Daphne suddenly moves even after Hiro freezes time]
Daphne: How are you doing this? Are you a speedster too?
Hiro: Speedster? No, I'm Hiro Nakamura. I stop time.
Daphne: I got news. You don't stop it completely, or we're not having this conversation.
Hiro: So you move fast?
Daphne: Not fast. I move really fast.
Hiro: Well, you stole something from me.
Daphne: You mean this? [shows stolen formula]
Hiro: Give it--
Daphne: This whole time-stopping thing, how does it work exactly? I mean, if you chase me to Bangkok, will time stay frozen here in Tokyo?
Hiro: I don't know.
Daphne: Well...Something to think about when you get back on your feet.
Hiro: But I am on my feet.
Daphne: [Daphne punches Hiro, unfreezing time] Gotta go.

Angela: You don't screw with time.

Matt: Your cell. I gotta use your cell, I gotta call home.
Usutu: No service here. Should have gone with Sprint.

Sylar: (Noah shoots him six times. Sylar lies beside the wall, while the bullets all get ejected from his body.) Ouch. I got that from your Claire
Noah: You son of a *****!

Daphne: There's supposed to be some sort of exchange going down at this theater and I'm waiting to intercept
Hiro: You're telling us your plan? What kind of overconfident nemesis are you?
Daphne: You're 0 for 2 against me, pikachu.That's just regular confidence.
Hiro: Pikachu? We will find the other half of the formula before you and we will save the world.
Daphne: Yeah. Good luck with that.

[Meredith is using her power to use up all the oxygen in the metal box that she and Claire are in]
Claire: What's this supposed to prove? I've walked through fire before and I haven't gotten burned.
Meredith: You've never been burned?
Claire: I'm indestructible. I can't feel pain.
Meredith: You ever suffocate? 'Cause I would imagine the air is getting pretty thin in here.
Claire: Why are you doing this?
Meredith: Why do you wanna stop bad guys?
Claire: I told you. To help people.
Meredith: That's what you keep saying. But I don't believe you. Do you know what waterboarding is, Claire?
Claire: No.
Meredith: It's a method of torture. You're not drowning but your body tells your mind that you are. You think you're gonna die. Trapped, you panic. Trapped. Does that remind you of anything?
Claire: Stop it! Turn it off!
Meredith: Is this how it was with Sylar, huh? You're indestructible but you couldn't get away, right? Well, that must have made you feel trapped. Helpless.
Claire: Please stop! I can't--
Meredith: Why do you wanna stop bad guys?
Claire: To help people!
Meredith: I don't believe you. You tell me why!
Claire: To hurt him, okay! To hurt him for what he did! Like he hurt me!

Future Peter: I've stepped on too many butterflies.

Hiro: We are badasses now.
Ando: Yes, we are very badass.

Sylar: Empathy? What makes you think I'm capable of that?

Sylar: [opening voiceover]] On the sixth day, God created Man in His own image, and now it's up to us to figure it all out. Right...wrong...good...evil...in each of us is the capacity to decide what drives our actions. So what is it, then, that makes some choose selflessness, the need to devote themselves to something greater, while others know only self-interest? Isolating themselves in a world of their own making? Some seek love, even if only unrequited, while others are driven by fear and betrayal. There are those who see their choices as dark proof of God's absence while others follow a path of noble destiny. But in the end, right, wrong, good, or evil...what we choose is never what we really need. For that is the ultimate cosmic joke, the real gift that God has left behind.

Flint: I don't give a rat's *** about your brother. Or you.

Mohinder Suresh: [ending voiceover] There is good, and there is evil. Right, and wrong. Heroes and villains. And if we are blessed with wisdom, then there are glimpses between the cracks of each where light streams through. We wait in silence for these times, when sense can be made. When meaningless existence comes into focus, and our purpose presents itself. And if we have the strength to be honest, and what we find there, staring back at us, is our own reflection. Bearing witness to the duality of life. And each one of us is capable of both the dark, and the light.. the good and evil, of either, of all. And destiny, while marching ever in our direction can be re rooted by the choices we make. By the love we hold on to, and the promises we keep.

When eej tells me I can I'll post volume four of heroes. There were some very good lines in that volume for sure.

Hope everyone loved these.

taylovesthebeatles

05-07-2009, 05:20 PM

Hey Kaci go look at my different kind of survey thread. I think you'll find that fun.

KaciBlakely

05-07-2009, 05:29 PM

Hey Kaci go look at my different kind of survey thread. I think you'll find that fun.

Where is that thread? I'll fill out a survey for sure. Got nothing better to do and the questions are fun so I will. What times does the thing start? The chat thing and then the tourney? I know you are in my time zone so that is what I was wondering the time question for?

taylovesthebeatles

05-07-2009, 05:34 PM

Where is that thread? I'll fill out a survey for sure. Got nothing better to do and the questions are fun so I will. What times does the thing start? The chat thing and then the tourney? I know you are in my time zone so that is what I was wondering the time question for?

The trivia chat is at 8 our time, and the poker tourney starts at 9 on Nordica. You can go ahead and sign up for the poker tourney now, the password is in the Tourney Central section.

And the survey thread is here https://www.nodepositneeded.com/forums/general/4846-different-kind-survey.html . Be sure to read the first post and then the one after it! ;)

eejit101

05-07-2009, 06:14 PM

Ahhh, shoud rename this thread - post quotes for chips:)

KaciBlakely

05-07-2009, 06:30 PM

Ahhh, shoud rename this thread - post quotes for chips:)

LOL. That's honestly not why I did it. And look at my chip count. As long as the casino is open to me, my chip count will be very low so it doesn't really make a difference to that.

But did you see that I tried not to mention anything you have not seen for Heroes.

I was trying to be kind to you and here you are bashing my thread and me in one sarcastic comment to boot.

I don't know how to do it eejit.

Must be a gift.

But I commend you for something all the same.

KaciBlakely

05-07-2009, 06:34 PM

The trivia chat is at 8 our time, and the poker tourney starts at 9 on Nordica. You can go ahead and sign up for the poker tourney now, the password is in the Tourney Central section.

And the survey thread is here https://www.nodepositneeded.com/forums/general/4846-different-kind-survey.html . Be sure to read the first post and then the one after it! ;)

I do not have a nordica account. Nor do I have funds for it since I do not have an account. Does ndn give nordica prize money.

If that happened I might download and try to play.

Thanks for telling me it's 8:00 our time.

It feels like I've been waiting forever though.

Can you believe I've been home for hours and it hasn't started?

I usually barely just get in the tourney though.

Tell me if I should think about downloading it though and I'll try to consider it. It depends on the prize thingy if NDN can do it though.

Are you playing in the tourney Tay?

taylovesthebeatles

05-07-2009, 06:35 PM

I do not have a nordica account. Nor do I have funds for it since I do not have an account. Does ndn give nordica prize money.

If that happened I might download and try to play.

Thanks for telling me it's 8:00 our time.

It feels like I've been waiting forever though.

Can you believe I've been home for hours and it hasn't started?

I usually barely just get in the tourney though.

Tell me if I should think about downloading it though and I'll try to consider it. It depends on the prize thingy if NDN can do it though.

Are you playing in the tourney Tay?

I am playing in the tourney, I sent NDN money from my FullTilt account and he transferred it to Nordica for me. Prize money is awarded at Nordica, yes. I can't wait for the trivia either!

KaciBlakely

05-07-2009, 06:55 PM

I am playing in the tourney, I sent NDN money from my FullTilt account and he transferred it to Nordica for me. Prize money is awarded at Nordica, yes. I can't wait for the trivia either!

So if I WERE to win the trivia Do you think I'd be able to get NDN to just send it to a Nordica account instead of the whole him sending me ftp and I have to send to him.

Since you are playing I am assuming USA is allowed to play that.

Now I need to go ask ndn.

Hope he sees this thread and reads it. Or maybe I will just pm him.

KaciBlakely

05-07-2009, 06:57 PM

Random Movie Lines I absolutely love.

The sleepless in seattle might be my favorite one. Just to let you guys know it's the first one on this list.

Well, I'm gonna get out of bed every morning...breathe in and out all day long. Then, after a while I won't have to remind myself to get out of bed every morning and breath in and out....and, then after a while, I won't have to think about how great and perfect I had it once ~ Sleepless in Seattle

You know that place between sleep and awake, where you're still dreaming? that's where i'll always think of you. that's where i'll be waiting -Hook

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. -When Harry Met Sally

The odd thing about this form of communication is that you're more likely to talk about nothing than something,but i jut wanted to say that all of these nothings have meant more to me than so many somethings -You've Got Mail

The ones who love us least are the ones we'll die to please... ~The Replacements

You listen, and you take a lesson from the dead. If we don't come together right now on this hallowed ground, we too will be destroyed, just like they were. I don't care if you like each other of not, but you will respect each other. And maybe... I don't know, maybe we'll learn to play this game like men. -Remember the Titans

It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy. -My Best Friend's Wedding

Dory : You mean ... you mean you don't like me?
Marlin : No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion. --Finding Nemo

Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, of what i did, of who I am... but most of all, im scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life, the way i feel when i'm with you -Dirty Dancing

You know, that moment when you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and that person. And you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this gift. And you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that it will go away all at the same time. ~ Never Been Kissed

Remember my sentimental friend, you will be judged not by how much you love, but by how much you are loved.-Wizard of Oz

Don't you hate that? Uncomfortable silence. Why do we feel it's necessary to talk about bull in order to feel comfortable? That's when you know you've found somebody really special. When you can just shut the hell up for a minute and comfortably share a silence -Pulp Fiction

I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff. -My Girl.

I always thought that there was this one perfect person for everybody in the world, you know, and when you found that person the rest of the world kind of magically faded away, and, you know, the two of you would just be inside this kind of protective bubble, but there is no bubble, I mean if there is you have to make it, I just think life is more than a series of moments, you know, we can make choices, and we can choose to protect the people we love, and that's what makes us who we are and those are the real memories ~Forces of Nature

That's your problem. You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie -Sleepless in Seattle

Do you ever just put your arms out and just spin and spin and spin? Well, that's what love is like; everything inside of you tells you to stop before you fall, but for some reason you just keep going -practical magic

There is fate, but it only takes you so far, because once you're there its up to you to make it happen. -Can't hardly wait

You spend all your time looking for love yet you feel nothing even when its staring you in the face I will love again but You will spend all your life knowing you turned your back on love and THAT makes you a hypocrite -Cruel Intentions

If you don't fall in love, you can't get hurt...but it sure is lonely all by yourself -Now & Then

I hate the way you talk to me / And the way you cut your hair. / I hate the way you drive my car. / I hate it when you stare. / I hate your big dumb combat boots / And the way you read my mind. / I hate you so much it makes me sick -- / It even makes me rhyme. / I hate the way you're always right. / I hate it when you lie. / I hate it when you make me laugh -- / Even worse when you make me cry. / I hate it that you're not around / And the fact that you didn't call. / But mostly I hate the way / I don't hate you -- / Not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all. -10 things i hate about you

A bird may love a fish, but where would they live?
-then i shall build you wings --Ever After

There Are Millions Of People In This world, But In The end It All Comes Down To One -Crazy/Beautiful

don't say we aren't right for each other, the way i see it is.. we aren't right for anyone else --the cutting edge

Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there. -Good Will Hunting

I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floatin' around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it's both. -Forrest Gump

What is it in us that seeks the truth? Is it our minds or is it our hearts? -A Time to Kill

It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. -Fight Club

if you love someone you say it, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise the moment just... passes you by... -My Best friend's Wedding

I wonder how many people nevr get the one they want, but end up with the one they're supposed to have -Fried Green Tomatoes

It's as if I've taken love heroin, and now I can't ever have it again. - Notting Hill

When they ask me what I liked best, I'll tell them it was you -City of Angels

School is still the same.. there's still that one guy that you get up and go to school for in the morning. The one with the mysterious confidence that every girl falls for. Those years of school wouldn't have been the same without him. I wouldn't have been the same without him~ Never Been kissed

The truth is, I gave my heart away a long time ago, all of it, and I never really got it back. -Sweet Home Alabama

That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else -Sixteen Candles

KaciBlakely

05-07-2009, 06:58 PM

This is the wrong post to place them in. errgh im stupid.

eejit101

05-07-2009, 06:58 PM

NDN should be able to transfer chips for Nordica money, or money on other sites.

Please PM him though with your request when you have 1050 chips.

KaciBlakely

05-07-2009, 07:00 PM

Here are a few more. I'm sure there are other movie quotes I'm not remembering but I'll have to find my notebook I keep them all in. I love quotes so I keep a spiral for them all.

I hope you enjoy me typing each of these out, as it takes a long *** time, lol.

Pete: Like do you know she has six smiles? One when something really makes her laugh. One when she's making plans. One when she is laughing out of politeness. One when she is uncomfortable. One when she is making fun of herself. And one when... she's talking about her friends.
Rosalee: You have five smiles Pete. One when you think someone an idiot. One when you think someone's really an idiot. One when you're singing to Barry White. One when you're getting all dressed up. And one when you're looking at me. - Win A Date With Tad Hamilton

Yet even in certain defeat, the courageous Trager clung to the belief that life is not merely a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences. Uh-uh. But rather, its a tapestry of events that culminate in an exquisite, sublime plan. -Serendipity

Sometimes what you're searching for, is right where you left it --Sweet Home Alabama

Why should I let this one go, why? When everything in my body says that this one is the one?" - Jerry Maguire

People put you down enough you start to believe it... the bad stuff is easier to believe, you ever notice that? --Pretty Woman

First love, we've all been through it. It can really take a hold of you, make you do some pretty crazy things -Down To You

Well, it was a million tiny things that when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together. And I knew it. I knew the very first time I touched her. It was like coming home. The only real home I'd ever known. I was just taking her hand to help her out of a car. It was like..magic. - Sleepless in Seattle

but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... -American Beauty

i think all of us want to feel something that we've forgotten or turned our backs on, because maybe we didnt realize how much we were leaving behind, we need to remember what used to be good, if we dont, we wont recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes -13 going on 30

The question, how does a girl who jumps into a rabbit hole plumenting into chaos come out unchanged.. the answer- she doesn't. --little black book

I live to like you and I can't like you anymore. So, when you get your heart splattered all over hell and you're feeling really low and dirty, don't run to me to help pull you back up because, maybe, for the first time in your life, I won't be there. - Pretty In Pink

You cannot leave everything to fate, boy. She's got alot to do, sometimes you must give her a hand. --Ever After

I love you every minute. I love you more than marching bands and cookie-making --The Other Sister

This afternoon, I couldn't decide between a turkey burger and a tuna melt, but my life made sense. And now I know exactly what I want, and my life doesn't make any sense. And I was doing fine this afternoon, I was doing great! That was me then. But I don't know, somewhere between the tuna melt and your aunt's tamales...I mean, I was afraid that I had already met the woman of my dreams at the dry cleaners or something and I was just too busy to notice. But now I'm here and I see that that's not true because...it's you. You're the one! You are everything I never knew I always wanted. I'm not even sure what that means exactly, but I think that it has something to do with the rest of my life! --Fools Rush In

Life's full of babaric customs. But I hope they all end with a kiss like that --My Girl 2

You want a man who will lead you down the beach with his hand over your eyes just so you can discover the feel of sand under your feet. You want a guy that will wake you up ay dawn just bursting to talk to you. Can't wait another minute to just to find out what you'll say. Am I right? --Runaway Bride

I told you I was a good dancer. Can I keep you? -Casper

Things will happen in your life that you can't stop. But that's no reason to shut out the world.- Now and Then

They didn't agree on much, in fact, they rarely agreed on anything, they fought all the time and they challenged each other everyday, but despite their differences they had one important thing in common, they were crazy about each other -The Notebook

Are you crying? Are you crying?!! There's no crying in baseball!! --A League of Their Own

I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. And it's not because you are unattainable. I love you. Very simple, very truly. You're the epitome of every attribute and quality that I've ever looked for in another person. I know you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you'd even consider. But I had to say it, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't look into your eyes without feeling that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. I know this will probably queer our friendship-no pun intended-but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before and I like who I am because of it. And if bringing it to light means we can't hang out anymore than that hurts me. But I couldn't allow another day to go by without getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face, is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And I'll accept that. But I know some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, that means you feel something too. All I ask is that you not dismiss that-at least for ten seconds-and try to dwell in it. there isn't another soul on this ****ing planet who's ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it's there between you and me, you can't deny that. And even if we never speak again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me... -Chasing Amy

People are always saying change is a good thing. But all they are really saying is that something you didn't want to happen at all has happened -You've Got Mail

I have wasted thousands of kisses on you... kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all your color and life. I used to think that was the real you, when you smiled. But now I know you didn't mean any of it. You just save it all for your songs. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight.- That Thing You Do

It is strange to think, I haven't seen you since a month. I have seen the new moon, but not you. I have seen sunsets and sunrises, but nothing of your beautiful face. The pieces of my broken heart are so small that they could be passed through the eye of a needle. I miss you like the sun misses the flower; like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to. I next compete in the city of Paris, I will find it empty and in the winter if you are not there. Hope guides me, that is what gets me through the day and the night. The hope that after you're gone from my sight, it will not be the last time that I look upon you. -A Knight's Tale

KaciBlakely

05-07-2009, 07:30 PM

If we go out and half-*** it 'cause we're scared, then we'll always wonder if we were really good enough. But if we go out there and give it all we've got... that's heroic. You guys wanna be heroes? -Varsity Blues

Some had families waiting, for others their only family would be the men they bled beside, there were no bands, flags no honor guards to welcome them home, they went to war because their country ordered them to, but in the end they fought not for country or their flag, they fought for each other. We who have seen war will never stop seeing it, in the silence of the night we will always hear the screams. So this is our story... For we were soldiers once and young. -We Were Soilders

Monica: better late then never.. right
Q: wrong
Monica: I'll play you.. one game, one on one
Q: for what?
Monica: your heart..
-Love & Basketball

All my life I always wanted to fly. I always wanted to live like a hawk. I know you're not supposed to be jealous of anything, but... to take flight, to soar above everything and everyone, now that's living. -O

You can't change who people are without destroying who they were. -The Butterfly Effect

I love you. I've loved you for nine years, I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it, and... well, now I'm just scared. So, I realize this comes at a very inopportune time but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. Choose me. Marry me. Let me make you happy. -My Best Friend's Wedding

Okay, so... so... sometimes I lie. I mean, I'm weird, man. About random stuff too, I don't even know why I do it. It's like... it's like a tick, I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, Wow, that wasn't even remotely true -Garden State

It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something -Crash

Tell you what...the truth is, sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it -Brokeback Mountain

Where is this love? I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words -Closer

What’s too painful to remember, we simply choose to forget. So it’s the laughter, we’ll remember, whenever we remember the way we were. --The Way We Were

Connor: Destroy all that which is evil.
Murphy: So that which is good may flourish.
-Boondock Saints

It's there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I... and I'm home. Please... I don't want that to go away -Finding Nemo

One question: do you need... someone, or do you need me?... Forget it, I don't really care. -Say Anything

William: I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills. Everyone in the world knows who you are, my mother has trouble remembering my name.
Anna: I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. -Notting Hill

One shouldn't be too hard on oneself when the object of one's affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped. -The Object of My Affection

What I'm trying to say is, I've loved you since I was 11 and the sh*t won't go away -Love & Basketball

I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ***-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your *** sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation -Wedding Crashers

Michael: Remember what John and Paul said.
Frank: The apostles?
Michael: No, the Beatles. All you need is love.
-Michael

I want to be free of you... the way you, obviously, are free of me. -The Count of Monte Cristo

You were right. I don't know what is greater, life or death. But love is more so than all -Tristian & Isolde

kingsnthahole

05-07-2009, 08:22 PM

american pie 2
"my name is Peetey, and i have gigantic BALLS!"

KaciBlakely

05-08-2009, 02:01 PM

american pie 2
"my name is Peetey, and i have gigantic BALLS!"

These are hilarious from American Pie 2 also. Love it, lol.

Stifler: Jim. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.

Jim's Dad: You may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to those guys in there, but there are still two people who haven't forgotten where James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son.
Jim: Thanks, Dad.
Jim's Dad: Don't forget your penis cream.

Michelle's Friend: You are so sweet. He *is* special.
Michelle: He's my *****.
Jim's Dad: [to Natalie's Dad] Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady. I didn't get your daughter's name, but hopefully my son did.

[Stifler thinks champagne is being poured onto his head when he's actually being urinated on from the balcony]
Stifler: I can taste the bubbles.

[during drive to lake]
Stifler: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my *** and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

Jim: I kind of super-glued myself to... uh... myself.

Jim's Dad: Musilage is dangerous territory, and uhh, I would think any adhesive product would have a warning right on the tube.
Jim: I thought it was a, uhh, a lubricant. Ok, i was trying to use lubricant.
Jim's Dad: Oh... oh...
Wheelchair Lady: **looking at ***** Palace** Son, couldn;t you have left that disgusting thing at home?
Jim's Dad: Excuse me?
Wheelchair Lady: Well, that kind of material is offensive to me.
Jim's Dad: Ohh, well we're sorry, but uh, but you see my son COULDN'T leave it at home because uhh, he's having a bit of a MEDICAL EMERGENCY?
Jim: That's right. Thanks Dad.
Jim's Dad: Your opinion of his taste in video rentals is no a priority lady. Ok? It's at the bottom of the totem pole. My son is sitting here right now with his hand glued to his penis, but that doesn't mean anything to you does it? Because you dont have a penis. Or maybe you do.

Male EMT: excuse me sir, are you a family member? **asking about jim when he glues himself**
Stifler: **** no! This is just too good to miss!
Male EMT: Ok sir, you're just going to have to wait here.

I love this movie. So many good lines even though they are not appropriate for youngins. Makes it all the better, lol.

KaciBlakely

05-08-2009, 02:49 PM

I just got my tshirt shipped. It's the fight club one, so in honor of that, these are great Fight Club quotes.

Tyler Durden: "I want you to do me a favor."
Narrator: "Yeah, sure..."
Tyler Durden: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
Narrator: "What?... in the face?"
Tyler Durden: "Surprise me."
Narrator: "This is so ****ing stupid."

Tyler Durden: "Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?"
Narrator: "No. I did not know that. Is that true?"
Tyler Durden: "That's right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items..."
Narrator: "Really?"
Tyler Durden: "If one were so inclined."

[after vigorous sex with Tyler Durden]
Marla Singer: "My God. I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school."

Richard Chesler: "Is that your blood?"
Narrator: "Some of it, yeah."

Tyler Durden: "The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight."

[after meeting and having sex with Marla]
Tyler Durden: "Man, you've got some ****ed up friends, I'm tellin' ya. Limber, though..."

KaciBlakely

05-08-2009, 03:41 PM

It's interesting the lines an Oscar nominated movie has in it. These are from Titanic.

Rose: I don't see what all of the fuss is about. It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania.
Cal Hockley: You can be blasé about some things, Rose, but not about Titanic. It's over a hundred feet longer than the Mauritania and far more luxurious.

Old Rose: Fifteen-hundred people went into the sea, when Titanic sank from under us. There were twenty boats floating nearby... and only one came back. One. Six were saved from the water, myself included. Six... out of fifteen-hundred. Afterward, the seven-hundred people in the boats had nothing to do but wait... wait to die... wait to live... wait for an absolution... that would never come.

Fabrizio: I can see the Statue of Liberty already!... Very small, of course.

Bert Cartmell: It's a big boat, huh?
Cora Cartmell: Daddy, it's a ship!
Bert Cartmell: You're right.

Molly Brown: You shine up like a new penny.

Rose: Teach me to ride like a man.
Jack: And chew tobacco like a man.
Rose: And spit like a man!
Jack: What, they didn't teach you that in finishing school?

Jack: That's the one good thing about Paris: there's a lot of girls willing to take their clothes off.

Jack: Where to, Miss?
Rose: To the stars.

Brock Lovett: Three years, I've thought of nothing except Titanic; but I never got it... I never let it in.

KaciBlakely

05-08-2009, 03:42 PM

The Shawshank Redemption Quotes

Warden Samuel Norton: "Do you enjoy working in the laundry?"
Andy Dufresne: "No sir, not especially."

[Boggs sizes Andy up]
Boggs: "Hey, anybody come at you yet? Anybody get to you yet?"
[Andy looks at him in puzzlement]
Boggs: "Hey, we all need friends in here. I could be a friend to you."
[Andy walks away]
Boggs: "Hey... Hard to get. I like that..."

1967 Parole Hearings Man: "Ellis Boyd Redding, your files say you've served 40 years of a life sentence. Do you feel you've been rehabilitated?"
Red: "Rehabilitated? Well, Now let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means."
1967 Parole Hearings Man: "Well, it means that you're ready to rejoin society..."
Red: "I know what *you* think it means, sonny. To me it's just a made up word. A politician's word, so young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie, and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did?"
1967 Parole Hearings Man: "Well, are you?"
Red: "There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bull**** word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a ****."

Red: [narrating] "I must admit I didn't think much of Andy first time I laid eyes on him; looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over. That was my first impression of the man."

District Attorney: "And that also is very convenient, isn't it, Mr. Dufresne?"
Andy Dufresne: "Since I am innocent of this crime, sir, I find it decidedly *inconvenient* that the gun was never found."

Andy Dufresne: "That's the beauty of music. They can't get that from you... Haven't you ever felt that way about music?"
Red: "I played a mean harmonica as a younger man. Lost interest in it though. Didn't make much sense in here."
Andy Dufresne: "Here's where it makes the most sense. You need it so you don't forget."
Red: "Forget?"
Andy Dufresne: "Forget that... there are places in this world that aren't made out of stone. That there's something inside... that they can't get to, that they can't touch. That's yours."
Red: "What're you talking about?"
Andy Dufresne: "Hope."

Red: "Ever bother you?"
Andy Dufresne: "I don't run the scams Red, I just process the profits. Fine line, maybe, but I also built that library and used it to help a dozen guys get their high school diploma. Why do you think the warden lets me do all that?"
Red: "To keep you happy and doing the laundry. Money instead of sheets."

Red: "Everybody's innocent in here."
Andy Dufresne: "What about you?"
Red: "Only guilty man in Shawshank."

Red: [narrating] "We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men. Hell, we could have been tarring the roof of one of our own houses. We were the lords of all creation. As for Andy - he spent that break hunkered in the shade, a strange little smile on his face, watching us drink his beer."

Warden Samuel Norton: "Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!"

KaciBlakely

05-08-2009, 03:45 PM

The silence of the lambs scared the **** out of me when I first watched it. I was young mind you but here's some of my favorite moments from the film itself.

Hannibal Lecter: "First principles, Clarice. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?"
Clarice Starling: "He kills women..."
Hannibal Lecter: "No. That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does? What needs does he serve by killing?"
Clarice Starling: "Anger, um, social acceptance, and, huh, sexual frustrations, sir..."
Hannibal Lecter: "No! He covets. That is his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now."
Clarice Starling: "No. We just..."
Hannibal Lecter: "No. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don't your eyes seek out the things you want?"

Hannibal Lecter: "Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?"
Clarice Starling: "He said, "I can smell your cunt.""
Hannibal Lecter: "I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today."

Murray: "Is it true what they're sayin', he's some kinda vampire?"
Clarice Starling: "They don't have a name for what he is."

Clarice Starling: "If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?"
Hannibal Lecter: "Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere."

Hannibal Lecter: "Jack Crawford is helping your career isn't he? Apparently he likes you and you like him too."
Clarice Starling: "I never thought about it."
Hannibal Lecter: "Do you think that Jack Crawford wants you sexually? True, he is much older but do you think he visualizes scenarios, exchanges, ****ing you?"
Clarice Starling: "That doesn't interest me Doctor and frankly, it's, it's the sort of thing that Miggs would say."
Hannibal Lecter: "Not anymore."

ame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: "It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told."
Catherine Martin: "Please mister, let me go! My family will give you anything you want!"
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

Hannibal Lecter: "Why do you think he removes their skins, Agent Starling?"
[sarcastically]
Hannibal Lecter: "Enthrall me with your acumen."
Clarice Starling: "It excites him. Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims."
Hannibal Lecter: "I didn't."
Clarice Starling: "No. No, you ate yours."

Clarice Starling: "Did you do all these drawings, Doctor?"
Hannibal Lecter: "Ah. That is the Duomo seen from the Belvedere. Do you know Florence?"
Clarice Starling: "All that detail just from memory, sir?"
Hannibal Lecter: "Memory, Agent Starling, is what I have instead of a view."

Hannibal Lecter: [on telephone] "I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye."

KaciBlakely

05-08-2009, 03:49 PM

I'm going through my file of saved movie quotes to share them with you. I think what persons favorite song is, and movies are tell alot about them personally.

So I'm making three movie posts in this one as to not try to get too many post on this thread.

Notting Hill quotes.

William: It's as if I've taken love heroin, and now I can't ever have it again.

Anna Scott: You know what they say about men with big feet.
William: No, I don't, actually. What's that?
Anna Scott: Big feet... large shoes.

Anna Scott: Can I stay for a while?
William: You can stay forever.

Anna Scott: After all... I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

William: I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills. Everyone in the world knows who you are, my mother has trouble remembering my name.
Anna Scott: I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

P.R. Chief: Dominic... if you'd like to ask your question again?
Journalist: Yes. Anna, how long are you intending to stay here in Britain?
Anna Scott: [pause] Indefinitely.

Honey: William just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike: You daft prick.

William: I enjoyed the movie very much. I was just wondering, did you ever consider having more horses in it?
Anna Scott: Well, we would have liked to. But it was difficult, obviously, being set in space.

Spike: I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.

Bernie: I'm sorry I am so late. Bollocksed up at work again, I fear. Millions down the drain.
__________________________________________________ __________________

Pretty Woman

Edward Lewis: You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money.

Vivian: So, what's your name?
Edward Lewis: Edward.
Vivian: Really? That's my favorite name in the whole world.

Kit: You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than $100. Call me when you're through. Take care of you.
Vivian: Take care of you.

Vivian: I would have stayed for two thousand.
Edward Lewis: I would have paid four.

Vivian: I called and called, where were you last night?
Kit: Ma?

Vivian: I got red, I got green, I got yellow... I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left... the condom of champions... the one and only... nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?

Edward Lewis: So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?
Vivian: She rescues him right back.

Kit: Hey yo, baby!
Guy in car: How 'bout a freebie? It's my birthday.
Kit: Dream on!

Edward Lewis: A buffet of safety?
Vivian: I'm a safety girl.
[Edward stands up]
Vivian: All right, let's get one of these on ya.

Edward Lewis: What's your name?
Vivian: What do you want it to be?
__________________________________________________ __________________

Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump: Hello. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. You want a chocolate?

Man at Bench: It was a bullet, wasn't it?
Forrest Gump: A bullet?
Man at Bench: That jumped up and bit you.
Forrest Gump: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

Forrest Gump: My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

Forrest Gump: Will you marry me?
[Jenny turns and looks at him]
Forrest Gump: I'd make a good husband, Jenny.
Jenny Curran: You would, Forrest.
Forrest Gump: ...But you won't marry me.
Jenny Curran: [sadly] ... You don't wanna marry me.
Forrest Gump: Why don't you love me, Jenny?
[Jenny says nothing]
Forrest Gump: I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is.

Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Where are you boys from in the world?
Forrest Gump, Bubba: Alabama, sir!
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: You twins?
Forrest Gump: No, we are not relations, sir.

Drill Sergeant: Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people...
Forrest Gump: [narrates] Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight and always answer every question with "Yes, drill sergeant."
Drill Sergeant: ...Is that clear?
Forrest Gump: Yes, drill sergeant!

Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan. Ice cream!

[Forrest has finished assembling his rifle]
Forrest Gump: DONE, DRILL SERGEANT!
Drill Sergeant: GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
Forrest Gump: [confused] You told me to, Drill Sergeant?
Drill Sergeant: Jesus H. Christ!
[looks at stopwatch]
Drill Sergeant: This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!

Forrest Gump: Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!

thenutzaa1

05-08-2009, 03:52 PM

thenutzaa1

05-08-2009, 03:54 PM

ince i am itilain it is my duty to put up a godfather quote......

Michael Corleone (Al Pacino): My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a President or senator. Kay Adams (Diane Keaton): Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.Michael Corleone: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?
'The Godfather'

and to add this one for the women on NDN in translation to poker...

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
Fabrizio (Angelo Infanti) in 'The Godfather'

KaciBlakely

05-09-2009, 02:01 PM

and to add this one for the women on NDN in translation to poker...

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
Fabrizio (Angelo Infanti) in 'The Godfather'

I love this movie so much. I kinda like the godfather part 2 better but that's just me.

What are your other favorite movies ever? Let me know please. I do not want to be the only one on this thread to ever, ever post on this thread. People please get involved.

KaciBlakely

05-09-2009, 02:03 PM

"Balloons! Do these blow up into funny shapes?"
"No ... unless round is funny."

-- Raising Arizona

This makes me laugh, hahahaha.

I don't know why but it does.

KaciBlakely

05-09-2009, 02:10 PM

I watched Double Jeopardy last night on my instant watch from netflix and love it. It might be my favorite crime movie, but that's because I have good memories of watching it for the first time with my family in a local drive in movie theatre. It was a fun, fun time. I actually saw Armagedon there for the first time too. but these are from Double Jeopardy.

Bobby: I'm a lawyer, what we think isn't supposed to matter.

Libby Parsons: You could've given her a second chance.
Travis Lehman: There are no second chances here! This is the Last Chance House!

Libby Parsons: I could shoot you in the middle of Mardi Gras, and they can't touch me.

Travis Lehman: Dammit, woman, if you don't get out of this car and go to your kid, I'm going to have you arrested... for stupidity.

Nick Parsons: Well, aren't you gonna do something?
Travis Lehman: What are you talkin' to me for? She's the one with the gun.

Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: I don't want to kill you, Nick, I just want you to suffer.

Travis Lehman: Oh yeah, she's very pretty, for a convicted murderer. I just came here as a professional courtesy since she's in New Orleans and plans on killing one of your prominent citizens.

Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: I haven't felt this good since the day my husband died.

Travis Lehman: Oh no you're not, you're a parole violator. You are coming back with me to Seattle... where I will demand a full pardon, a parade, and a little pink poodle. On a keychain.

Margaret Skolowski: So you just repeat after me, "If I could trade places with my husband, I would."
[after making a sighing noise and very unenthusiastically]
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: If I could trade places with my husband, I would.
Evelyn Lake: That's good. Now, throw in a lot of that born again Jesus stuff... they like that.

Handsome Internet Expert: Hey, so after this is done, do you wanna go get a drink or something?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: Yeah, sure. I just have to check in with my parole officer.
Handsome Internet Expert: You were in jail?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No, prison. There is a difference.
Handsome Internet Expert: Why? Too many parking tickets?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No, I was convicted of murdering my husband.

Margaret Skolowski: Ever hear of Double Jeopardy? Fifth Amendment to the constitution?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No.
Margaret Skolowski: It says no person can be convicted of the same crime twice, the state says you already killed your husband right? So, when you get out of here, you track him down, and you can kill him. You can walk up to him in Times Square put a gun to his head and pull the ****ing trigger and there's nothing they can do about it! Kinda makes you feel all warm and tingly inside don't it?

Evelyn Lake: So, you're the rich-***** who snuffed her husband?
Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons: No, I didn't...
Evelyn Lake: It's okay. He probably had it coming. Mine did.

Nick Parsons: Now is not a good time.
Travis Lehman: Well, I've got good news. It won't be long.

Libby Parsons: Excuse me?
Neighbor in Garden: Dear, whatever your selling, I've already got two of them.

I really love this movie and hope other people have seen it as well.

KaciBlakely

05-09-2009, 02:45 PM

Breakfast Club Quotes- And question. Can you believe I only just saw this movie for the first time two years ago? I know I am insane for not seeing it earlier, but it's among my collection of classics now that I have watched it.

Andrew: "Why do you have to insult everybody?"
John Bender: "I'm being honest, asshole. I would expect you to know the difference."

Claire Standish: [about her parents] "I don't think either one of them gives a **** about me. It's like they use me just to get back at each other."
Allison Reynolds: [her first word of dialogue so far] "Ha!"
Claire Standish: [long pause] "Shut up!"

Bender: [after Claire kisses his neck] "Why'd you do that?"
Claire Standish: "'Cause I knew you wouldn't."
Claire Standish: [pause] "Were you truly disgusted with what I did with my lipstick?"
Bender: "The truth?"
Claire Standish: "Yeah."
Bender: [nods] "No."

Andrew Clark: "What do they do to you?"
Allison Reynolds: "They ignore me."
Andrew Clark: "Yeah... yeah."

Allison Reynolds: "You have problems."
Andrew Clark: "Oh, I have problems?"
Allison Reynolds: "You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem."
Andrew Clark: "Okay, fine, but I didn't dump my purse out on the couch and invite everyone into my problems."

[to himself, crawling above some acoustic ceiling tiles]
Bender: "Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."
[the ceiling gives way]
Bender: "Oh, ******."

[Claire is doing Allison's make-up]
Claire: "You know, you look a lot better without all that black **** under your eyes."
Allison Reynolds: "Hey, I like all that black ****... Why are you being so nice to me?"
Claire: "Because you're letting me."

Allison Reynolds: "Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913."
Andrew Clark: "Wow. Are you psychic?"
Allison Reynolds: "No."
Brian Johnson: "Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?"
Allison Reynolds: "I stole your wallet."

John Bender: "So... So, are you guys boyfriend/girlfriend? Steady Dates? Lov-ers? Come on, Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?"
Claire Standish: "GO TO HELL."
Andrew Clark: "ENOUGH."
Richard Vernon: "Hey. What's going on in there?"
[whispering]
Richard Vernon: "Damn pricks."

Brian Johnson: "I'm a ****ing idiot because I can't make a lamp?"
John Bender: "No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp."

KaciBlakely

05-09-2009, 03:11 PM

This might be the seen that makes me respect Ashton Kutcher as an actor the most.

The movie is The Guardian about the US Coast Guard. I think everyone should watch it please.

Ben Randall: [refering the the accident that killed Jake's friends] I've read the report Jake. Your blood alcohol level was zip that night. I'm guessing there was a flip for designated driver, you lost.
Jake Fischer: I guess that just makes it all go away, huh?
Ben Randall: No, it doesn't make it all right, it just makes it an accident. At least that's how it reads. You were 16 years old Jake. I'm not your priest, but if I was I think maybe you deserve a pass.
Jake Fischer: You're giving me a pass. You think you know everything, with your psychobabble bull****. Why am I here? Why are you here, huh? Your too old to be doing this, you washed up here. You don't want to be teaching a bunch of kids in a pool, am I right? I don't give an eff what you read or who you talked to. You don't know about me.
[now yelling]
Jake Fischer: I have me under control.
Ben Randall: I can see that. The only difference between you and me is that I don't wear the ones I lost on my arm. I know where your at Jake. I'm there myself. I ask myself everyday why I was the one who survived.
Jake Fischer: And?
Ben Randall: And if I can't answer that for me, I'm certainly not going to try to answer that for you. Have a seat. I want you to start being a member of this team. The team you have now. You have a gift Jake. You're the best swimmer to come through this program, hands down, by far, and you've got a whole record board to prove it. But you know what I see when I look at it? I see someone fast enough who's going to get there first. I see someone strong enough who's going to last. I see someone who can save a life maybe no one else could. You really want to honor then initials on your arm? Then honor your gift. Save the ones you can Jake. The rest, you've got to let go.

It is a great great scene.

KaciBlakely

05-09-2009, 03:26 PM

Ben Randall: There will come a time when you might have to decide who lives and dies out there. It's a terrible responsibility but it's one you will have to make as a rescue swimmer. The bigger reality is, its also something you are going to have to live with as a human being. There will come a time when you will have to say no. The most important person to keep alive is yourself. You'll be facing crews from 5 to 20 all saying 'save me, save me.' They're looking for a miracle. How old are you Hodge?
Billy Hodge: 24.
Ben Randall: At 24 years old you have to become that miracle. You have to find a way to be that miracle.

Ben Randall: I've been trying to peel the layers back for a while now and I, I just don't get it. I mean this kind of work seems a little remedial for someone like yourself. A big swim champ offered to every Ivy League, you give it up to be here with us. Why?
Jake Fischer: I'm here to save lives Senior Chief.
Ben Randall: I spoke to your coach Jake.
Jake Fischer: You spoke to my coach?
Ben Randall: Yeah I spoke with your coach. Something in your file just kept hanging me up. You will the state championship your freshman and sophomore years then you don't swim the next two. I'm just a public school guy, so uh pardon me, but it didn't add up until now.
[shows a newspaper with a headline of "swim team killed in fiery crash - one survivor"]
Ben Randall: Kick Holloway, 100 medley winner, thrown through the passenger window. Abe Ikeman, first team All-American, lungs crushed. Carl Sandables, 50 meter freestyle champ, made it all the way to the hospital, died of internal bleeding.
Jake Fischer: I guess you just know everything then.
Ben Randall: I know what it's like to lose a team.
Jake Fischer: Yeah, what about living in a small town where everyone thinks you killed their brother, or their son, or their best friend? You know about that?
Ben Randall: The kind of small town where everyone waves at each other, just not to you.

Jake Fischer: Hey, there was a question I wanted to ask you back as school, but I didn't. When you can't save 'em all, how do you choose who lives?
Ben Randall: It's probably different for everybody Jake. Its kind of simple for me though. I just, I take the first one I come to or the weakest one in the group and then I swim as fast and as hard as I can for as long as I can. And the sea takes the rest.
Jake Fischer: Do you think I'm ready?
Ben Randall: I'm not your teacher anymore Jake. I'm just your fellow swimmer.
Jake Fischer: That's not exactly the answer I was looking for there.
Ben Randall: If I did not think you were ready, I would not put you in the Bering Sea

Ben Randall: I can't sleep.
Maggie McGlone: Of course you can't. Your wife left you, your best friend died; you sound like a damn country song. If you had a dog, he'd be run over by now.

Ben Randall: Ya know, there never was anyone else Mag's.
Maggie McGlone: Like hell, Ben, you're a bigamist. You've been married to the coast guard all along. Now gimme that shoulder. Prolly swum it out of socket tryin to prove you was still nineteen.
Ben Randall: When the heck did we get old?
Maggie McGlone: Hell, I've always been old Ben. Ya' know what though, I don't mind. I mean if my muscles ache, it's because I've used 'em. It's hard for me to walk up them steps now, its 'cuz I walked up 'em every night to lay next to a man who loved me. I got a few wrinkles here and there, but I've layed under thousands of skies with sunny days. I look and feel this way, well cuz I drank and I smoked. I lived and I loved, danced, sang, sweat and screwed my way thorough a pretty damn good life if you ask me. Getting old ain't bad Ben. Getting old, that's earned.

Jake Fischer: So do you have a name?
Emily Thomas: Yes, "Don't forget my money"...
Jake Fischer: OK... Do you have middle name?

Ben Randall: [as Jake is supposed to be performing CPR on a dummy] Why aren't you breathing, Fischer?
Jake Fischer: I wasn't aware it was possible for someone to still be alive and hold their breath for fifteen minutes, Senior Chief.
Ben Randall: Are you a coroner? I didn't think so. It isn't our job to decide if they're dead. Keep breathing.

Jake Fischer: What's your real number?
Ben Randall: 22.
Jake Fischer: 22? That's not bad. It's not 200 but...
Ben Randall: 22 is the number of people I lost, Jake. The only number I kept track of.

Jake Fischer: You gotta make a move!
Billy Hodge: I can't. I get nervous.
Jake Fischer: You're tellin' me you can jump outta helicopters but you're afraid to go talk to a girl?
Billy Hodge: Uh... pretty much, yea.

Jake Fischer: Hey, I wanted to apologize for what I said earlier about you being old and washed up.
[Ben nods]
Jake Fischer: ...Is there anything you'd like to say to me?
Ben Randall: Like what?
Jake Fischer: I don't know, I apologized to you, I just thought that, you know, there might be something you've said or done that you'd like to apologize to me for...
Ben Randall: Why?
Jake Fischer: Cause...that's how's it's done, I...you suck at apologizes.

Ben Randall: [reading off his class roster] Fischer. Why are you here, Fischer?
Jake Fischer: I'm here to exceed your expectations, Senior Chief. I'm a rescue swimmer at heart, born, bred, and water-fed. Hoorah!
Ben Randall: [dryly] Wow. I bet you practiced that all morning.

Ben Randall: [to his class] Can someone tell me what's the Coast Guard's motto?
Jake Fischer: So others may live, Senior Chief!
Ben Randall: Ooohhh, I feel safer already.

KaciBlakely

05-09-2009, 03:26 PM

Capt. Frank Larson: Out of the 39 000 men and women that make up the United States Coast Guard there are only 280 rescue swimmers. This is because we are the Coast Guard's elite. We are the best of the best. When storms shut down entire ports, we go out. When hurricanes ground the United States Navy, we go out. And when the holy Lord himself reaches down from heaven and destroys his good work with winds that rip houses off the ground, We. Go. Out.
Ben Randall: [Later in private, quoting him:] "When God rips houses off the ground?"
Capt. Frank Larson: I was rollin'.

Pilot Mitchell: We're low on fuel. The rulebook says we cut our losses. What do you think, Ben?
Ben Randall: When we go home, they die.

[Ben has just rescued Jake and they are being hoisted up to the helicopter]
Jake Fischer: I thought you were going fishing!
Ben Randall: What do you call this?
[the cable starts to fray and Ben makes a snap decision - to unhook himself and fall so Jake will get up safely]
Jake Fischer: What are you doing? Don't even think about it!
Ben Randall: It’s not gonna hold us both.

Emily Thomas: Hey, Mags, can I have a beer?
Jake Fischer: Well, well. So you are gonna have a drink with me.
Emily Thomas: No, I'm having a drink near you. Entirely different thing.
Jake Fischer: You're a real little lightening-rod, aren't you? What's your name?
Emily Thomas: Daisy Buchanan.
Jake Fischer: You're lying, Daisy Buchanan.
Emily Thomas: There is that possibility.
Jake Fischer: No, that was a sure-fire lie.
Emily Thomas: So I take it you've read 'The Great Gatsby'. Where's my money?
Jake Fischer: It's not on me, but it is close, if a very safe place. Now, I've drawn a map with a complex set of clues. Each one is more fiendishly clever then the last -
[Emily reaches into his pocket and pulls out the money]
Jake Fischer: ...That works too.
Emily Thomas: [grabs the map] This is just a picture of your pants.
Jake Fischer: Yeah, but it's a *bad* picture, which is what makes it so fiendishly clever.

Emily Thomas: What do you have, an art gallery over here? What is this "2"?
[looking number two tattooed on Jake's shoulder]
Jake Fischer: It's so the guy behind me knows what place he's coming in.
(In reality it his team members number)

Emily Thomas: How does Jake Fischer become a guy who wants to jump out of helicopters?
Jake Fischer: I killed a couple guys and had to get out of Dodge.
Emily Thomas: You're lying.
Jake Fischer: There is that possibility.
Emily Thomas: The truth?
Jake Fischer: My bull riding career was going down the drain.

Jake Fischer: You do *not* want to hear about my day.
Emily Thomas: Yeah, I do.
Jake Fischer: Man, this guy Randall, you know, it doesn't matter what I do. It's just not good enough.
Emily Thomas: Maybe he's just trying to push you to be better. We teachers do that to the ones we believe in.
Jake Fischer: No, it's personal with me. He's knows that I'm better then he was. I mean, today I broke every one of his records. I owned them all.
Maggie McGlone: Not all of them. There's one record you won't break.
[takes a picture off the wall]
Maggie McGlone: This is 'The Aegis'. Medical ship. Caught on fire. It was a nightmare; people burning in their beds. And Ben Randall got every one of those people out of there, except for this one guy. And right when the ship started to go down, he reaches down and grabs this guy. He's hanging from the cable with this man's life in his hands, and the winch jams. It's twenty minutes to the base. The man's screaming, but Ben looks him dead in the eye, and do you know what he said? He said "I won't let go."
Emily Thomas: What happened?
Maggie McGlone: Dislocated his shoulder, tore every tendon in his hand, but he didn't let go. Twenty minutes, just fingertips. You break that record, and you give me a call.
Jake Fischer: ...My day was alright.

Jake Fischer: [voice-over] The Coast Guard conducted the largest search and rescue missions for a single man in its history, but the body of Senior Chief Ben Randall was never found. What makes a legend? Is it what someone did while they were alive? Or how they're remembered after they're gone? Some people actually believe Senior Chief made the swim to the Aleutian Islands, that he's standing on a distant beach somewhere with a fishing pole in his hand. But I found my answer a couple of weeks later.
[Jake pulls a victim into the helicopter]
Drowning Victim: Where is he?
Jake Fischer: Huh? There's nobody else out there, man.
Drowning Victim: No, he was there! He was with me the whole time! He said he would hold on till help arrived. He never let go!
Jake Fischer: [voice-over] There is a legend of a man who lives beneath the sea. He is a fisher of men, a last hope for all those who've been left behind. He is know as the Guardian.

Gosh this is just such a good movie. If I could've found the transcript I would have just posted the link and let you guys all read it. It's really great. SO I hope you enjoy this and Ashton Kutcher's acting. Kevin Costner too.

It's great.

KaciBlakely

05-09-2009, 08:20 PM

Please do not, do not make fun of me.

Not my fault the show is addicting.

“This is my chance to make it all happen, in the one city, where they say dreams come true.”~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 1

“We can get a fire pole!” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 1

Heidi: School gets in the way of everything. I’m like ready to finish already.
Lauren: Heidi, you haven’t even started here.
~Season 1, Episode 1

Susan Aronson (Director of Admissions, FIDM): How would you characterize yourself as a high school student?
Heidi: I never did learn anything, I never went to school, I never did anything, I just went shopping and hung out.
~Season 1, Episode 1

Lauren: Did you ever see that Seinfeld episode where that bald guy’s fiance licked all of the envelopes and she like died from glue poisoning?
Whitney: No!
Lauren: And there were only 300 of those.
~Season 1, Episode 1

Heidi: That’s bad I’m already planning on ditching all of my classes.
Lauren: You can’t ditch your first class, Heidi.
Heidi: Why?
Lauren: Why? Seriously?
~Season 1, Episode 2

Lauren: So how’s your first day going?
Heidi: Um, I didn’t finish.
Lauren: What do you mean you didn’t finish? Did you just leave?
Heidi: Yea.
Lauren: Heidi, you can’t just walk out of a class.
Heidi: Whatever.
Lauren: What other class do you have?
Heidi: Art. I already missed it today. Because I couldn’t find it so I was like screw this, I’m not going.
Lauren: Heidi, you can’t just like not go to your classes.
Heidi: Well, I don’t think they want me to go an hour late.
Lauren: But they want you to go.
Heidi: Art is really lame, ya know.
Lauren: Yea, but Heidi I’d give it more than a day.
Heidi: I will. I’ll give it more than a day.
Lauren: Heidi. Ready to go. I have to go to work.
Heidi: I’m ready for a nap.
~Season 1, Episode 2

Jordan: I’m still tired from last night.
Heidi: I would be if I were you too.
~Season 1, Episode 2

Heidi: And their office is gorgeous. Like inside they have brick walls and this awesome paintings, and I get like a lunch break and stuff.
Lauren: A real lunch break. (Dripping in sarcasm).
~Season 1, Episode 2

(singing) “Fashion school dropout. No graduation day for you. Fashion school dropout.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 2

“You know you are going to have to work, though.” ~Lauren to Heidi, Season 1, Episode 3

Lauren: How was your first day? (of work)
Heidi: Well, it’s not what I thought it was going to be. Now they’re saying it’s full time 9-6. It’s so boring! I’m stuffing envelopes. This was my nightmare of a job.
Lauren: You’ve got to give it more than one day.
~Season 1, Episode 3

Lauren: How do you get rid of hiccups?
Heidi: Drink water upside down and put a pencil in your mouth.
Lauren: Is that possible?
~Season 1, Episode 4

“My Dad always told me ‘Flowers mean I’m sorry, chocolates mean I love you.’” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 4

“Jeans can be really addicting. There’s always new ones and you feel like you have to have them. I can’t do it.” ~Whitney, Season 1, Episode 5

“Okay, Miss ‘I-have-a-really-big-personal-schedule’.” ~Elodie, Heidi’s Co-Worker, Season 1, Episode 6

Heidi: I feel like it’s Christmas at home. Somebody always has to cry.
Lauren: Nobody cries at our Christmas.
Jordan: Yea, who cries at your Christmas?
Heidi: I always cry at my Christmases!
Jordan: Why do you cry?
Heidi: Because I never get the present I want. Holly always gets the –
Everyone: Oh my gosh!!
Heidi: My sister gets all the attention, then we start fighting. Oh my God, you guys have to tell me you families cry at Christmas sometimes.
Jordan: Never.
Jason: Not my family.
Lauren: My family doesn’t cry.
Heidi: You’re such liars. Whatever.
~Season 1, Episode 7

“You know you’re growing up when you want stuff for your apartment. Instead of like toys and clothes. I’m not there yet.” ~Heidi, Season 1, Episode 7

“It’s snowing in LA! Let’s dance!” ~Heidi, Season 1, Episode 7

“He gets mad at the dumbest things. I’m not going to apologize, I didn’t do anything wrong.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 7

“I have twenty minutes until New Year’s. And I will celebrate it.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 7

“Heidi, it looks like you may be my New Year’s kiss. ‘Cause we have 12 minutes and I will have a New Year’s kiss.”~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 7

“And now my only problem, was figuring out what to wear.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 8

Whitney: Guys, I’m glad I’m skipping school for this day.
Heidi: I love ditching. It’s like a thing I love.
Lauren: She loves ditching so much, she permantly ditched school.
Heidi: I did.
~Season 1, Episode 8

*While looking at male models….
Lauren: You don’t think they’re cute?
Whitney: No, I do, I like all of these guys.
Lauren: Do you want me to leave you alone for awhile?
~Season 1, Episode 8

Lauren: We’re doing a modeling call for a bathing suit shoot.
Heidi: For guys or for girls?
Lauren: For both. I told Jason it was only girls so he doesn’t get mad at me. (Pause) What they’re like young guys.
Heidi: Are they kids?
Lauren: They’re not kids, they’re like guy models.
Heidi: He’s gonna get mad at you.
~Season 1, Episode 8

“I feel like it’s all on the verge of a turning point but I don’t know exactly what it’s going to be.” ~Heidi, Season 1, Episode 9

“Love is not a maybe thing; You know when you love someone.” ~Lauren, Season 1, Episode 9

KaciBlakely

05-09-2009, 08:38 PM

The Hills.

Just a few this time.

Lauren: Want to hear something kind of funny? I was in the bathroom, there’s three sinks, so I’m standing there are there are two other girls. And all of a sudden one of them looks at the other and there’s a moment and they start full on making out. Hands in the hair, making out. Who makes out in a public restroom with another girl?
~Season 3, Episode 5

Whitney: It’s probably just a momentary tiff.
Lauren: Uh! I love that word ‘tiff.’ Did you know that my name was going to Tiffany? Or Crystal.
Whitney: Crystal?
Lauren: Could you see me as a Tiffany or Crystal?
Whitney: Tiff…Chris….Chrissy
Lauren: Crystal.
Whitney: Crystalllllll.
~Season 3, Episode 5

KaciBlakely

05-09-2009, 08:39 PM

Some more from the Hills.

“I just could never understand hating soomeone so much that you would want to do something like that to me.” ~Lauren (about the inappropriate tape rumors), Season 3, Episode 1

“I have Lauren’s back regardless.” ~Audrina, Season 3, Episode 1

We’re going to Les Deux. Almost everytime I go there I meet a cute guy ~Lauren, Season 3, Episode 1

“Girls, girls, this is Jason. And he has an accent. ~Lauren, Season 3, Episode 1

“Audrina, Audrina, I just found an adorable boy from London with an accent who’s leaving tomorrow. Jackpot. ~Lauren at Les Deux, Season 3, Episode 1

Jason (from London): Is that a sidekick?
Lauren: It’s a blackbery
Jason (from London): All you Americans e-mail?
Lauren: Americans? Am I American?
Jason: I like to hope so.
Lauren: Whitney, Whitney come here. I met a cute guy, come here. Tell me if you think he’s cute ‘cause I’m drunk.
Whitney: Who? Where? – No!
~Season 3, Episode 1

Spencer: I’m dying to see if Lauren, Audrina and Whitney show up to Frankie’s birthday, somebody they’ve known for three months and they didn’t show up to their best friend’s house warming party.
Heidi: I wrote Lauren a letter about not coming to the house warming party.
Spencer: Let me read these.
Heidi: Well, how about you don’t read them, they’re personal.
Spencer: Whoaaaa.
~Season 3, Episode 1

Heidi: It sucks that we can’t be at the same place, you know for no reason.
Audrina: I think you and Lauren should talk.
Heidi: I would love to talk to her. I have no idea what’s even going on. I don’t know what to say.
~Season 3, Episode 1

Later…

Audrina: Heidi knows exactly what she did. She acted stupid like ‘What did I do? Why did she get so mad at me?’ We’ve heard all the s*** you guys have been talking about Lauren. You know what you did. Go talk to her.
~Season 3, Episode 1

Lauren: I can’t believe her.
Audrina: What did the letter say?
Lauren: Oh, I want to read that. ‘Lauren, I wish you were there, we need to catch up. I really miss you. I understand you don’t like Spencer, but I didn’t do anything. I have always loved you, call me when you get a chance. P.S. The housewarming party wasn’t the same without you.’ She won’t f****** admit it.
~Season 3, Episode 1

Heidi: That’s her problem I guess.
Spencer: Let’s go roll on her.
Heidi: What?
Spencer: Go roll up on her right now. Just be like, what’s your problem?
~Season 3, Episode 1

cardshark805

05-10-2009, 01:40 PM

I always liked the line Sylvester Stalone used in Rocky 5 right after Tommy punches Paulie in the bar.

Rocky: You knocked him down, why don't you try knocking me down now!
(with his Italian accent)

vickid

05-10-2009, 01:43 PM

vickid

05-10-2009, 01:44 PM

ohh yea the great song in the begining

of jay and silent bob strike back

and i am the clit comander lololololol omg sooo golden hahahah

KaciBlakely

05-10-2009, 04:52 PM

i love tons of movie lines lolol here are a few

300- tonight we dine in hell

300 this is sparta and he kicks them in the hole very awesome i think

scar face obviously - say hello to my little friend

american pie - one time at band camp lolol its on tv right now

and the obvious

thats what she said

That's what she said is a tv line from the office. But I forgive you.

American Pie series has some great lines in it.

I posted a few and I think they are on the second page if you want to go take a look.

I just watched a movie and it was so heartbreaking I'll have to rewind it and get the line.

I cried, in it. lol. I'm such a softy I guess.

KaciBlakely

05-10-2009, 05:28 PM

This is from the movie the Cutting Edge 2-Going for the Gold.

I'm doing this from memory since I watched in last night, And it might not be exactly right but I hope you get the point.

Heidi: And the girl? Do you like the girl?
Alex: Yeah, I like the girl.
Heidi: Okay...You know, it's never going to work.
Alex: Yeah, I know. (Sighs and looks dissapointed)

KaciBlakely

05-10-2009, 05:58 PM

Girl: "You're really good with children."
Guy: "Thanks, I practiced on my hamster."

KaciBlakely

05-10-2009, 07:44 PM

7th Heaven. Good old lol funny memories, lol.

MARY: Don't break my heart.
ROBBIE: Don't break my jaw.
MARY: Don't break my heart and I won't have any reason to break your jaw.

KaciBlakely

05-10-2009, 07:46 PM

Will and Grace.

Just a few, lol.

WILL: C-3PO wasn't g a y, he was British!

SAM: The last time I saw you, you were this big... but you were on a hill and I was far away.

JACK: Women, can't live with them... end of sentence.

KAREN: You know CPR?
JACK: Oh, yeah. I had to do it on my father when I told him I was g a y ... Only I think it just confused him even more.

JACK: So, I've decided to take my career in a whole new direction.
WILL: Forward?

WILL: So now you're skipping work altogether?!
GRACE: No, I called in sick.
WILL: Called who? You're the boss.
GRACE: I know, it was a strange conversation. If I do it again, I'm going to fire me.

JACK: There are no straight men, only men who haven't met Jack.

KaciBlakely

05-16-2009, 04:31 AM

Cute from Twilight. I found it humourous. Tell me if you did too.

Isabella Swan: Look, You gotta give me some answers.
Edward Cullen: Yes. No. To get to the other side. Uh, 1.77245...
Isabella Swan: I don't need to know what the square root of pi is.
Edward Cullen: You knew that?

KaciBlakely

05-16-2009, 04:34 AM

If you can youtube this scene, I would. The dad is so heartbroken and I cried, I cried, I cried.

The acting by the dad was so great.

Charlie Swan: Did he hurt you?
Isabella Swan: No.
Charlie Swan: Break up with you or something?
Isabella Swan: No, I-I broke up with him.
Charlie Swan: I thought you liked him?
Isabella Swan: Yea, that's why - that's why I have to leave. I don't want this. I have to go home.
Charlie Swan: Home... Your mom is not even in Phoenix.
Isabella Swan: She'll come home. I'll call her from the road.
Charlie Swan: You're not going to drive home right now. You can sleep on it. If you still feel like going in the morning, I'll take you to the airport.
Isabella Swan: N-No I want to drive, it will give me more time to think. And if I get really tired, I'll pull into a motel. I promise.
Charlie Swan: Look, Bella, I know I'm not that much fun to be around, but I can change that. We can do more stuff together.
Isabella Swan: Like what? Like watch baseball on the flat screen? Eat at the diner every night? Steak and cobbler. Dad, that's you, that's not me.
Charlie Swan: Bella, come on. I-I just got you back.
Isabella Swan: Yea, and you know if I don't get out now, I'll just be stuck here like mom was.

PANAMHIEST

05-16-2009, 10:39 AM

KaciBlakely

05-16-2009, 06:02 PM

Say hello to my little friends! is one of my personal favorites from the movie scarface.

Dude wheres my car? is another good one, but i forgot what movie it was from, probably due to the fact i watched during my getting high all day years of my life. I qquit getting high for this very reason too, couldnt remember chit. lol

Well at least you know it is from Scarface, lol.

But the dude, where's my car?

It's probably from the movie "Dude, Where's My Car?" Just a thought though, you know. lol

I'm thinking you quitting getting high is a great thing, lol.

No offense or anything, but I do not like or advocate drugs so good for you for quitting.

This post made me laugh lol.

KaciBlakely

05-16-2009, 11:25 PM

These are from Mean Girls, and the girls/ *** guys here might appreciate them, lol.

Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.
[Cady snickers]
Janis: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing **** faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.

Gretchen: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

Janis: [reading list the major cliques in high school] You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, J.V. jocks, Asian nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity jocks Unfriendly black hotties, Girls who eat their feelings, Girls who don't eat anything, Desperate wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually active band geeks,
[a picture of herself and Damian come on screen]
Janis: the greatest people you will ever meet, and the worst. Beware of plastics.

KaciBlakely

05-16-2009, 11:33 PM

Evie: [huffing computer duster] I hear this little wah-wah-wah inside my head...
Tracy: That's your brain cells popping!

Tracy: The fur was thicker at Red Balls.

Evie: Something peed in your bed.

Tracy: So, Brady, how was the halfway house?
Brady: Same as the last one, Tracy.

Tracy: Mom! I have to go to the bathroom, *now*.
Melanie: Can't you hold it a minute?
Tracy: That's how you get a bladder infection, you child abuser!
Melanie: That's dramatic.

Tracy: So you're a model?
Evie: She's a model-slash-actress!
Brooke: Slash-bartender who's about to be late for work.

Melanie: What is that?
Tracy: [whispers] It's a belly-button ring.
Melanie: Speak up, I can't hear you.
Tracy: ITS A BELLY-BUTTON RING! HOW ELSE CAN I SAY IT, I DON'T SPEAK NO OTHER LANGUAGES! Oh, and you wanna know what that is,
[sticks out her tongue]
Tracy: that is a tongue ring.

SSNIGLETT

05-17-2009, 09:08 AM

I ALMOST PISSED MY SELF WHEN I SAW THIS MOVIE

AND READING THIS IT IS JUST AS FUNNY AS THE MOVIE

Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.
Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

KaciBlakely

05-18-2009, 09:18 AM

This is hilarious but I can't seem to place it at the moment. Tell me what movie this is from please? I'd really like to know so I can netflix it, okay.

Thanks for adding to the fun of this thread also.

KaciBlakely

05-24-2009, 01:37 PM

Just watched Almost Famous on InstantWatch. I swear I love Netflix. Here's some quotes from there, they are insanely awesome.
__________________________________________________ ________________________

Russell Hammond: I'm telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to.

Polexia Aphrodisia: Let's deflower the kid.

Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.

Penny Lane: Call me if you need a rescue, we live in the same city.
William Miller: Sometimes I think I live in a different world.

Penny Lane: I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriosuly, ya never get hurt, ya never get hurt, ya always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.

Russell Hammond: And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were... I'm on drugs!
[crowd cheers]
William Miller: Russell! I think we should work on those last words!
Russell Hammond: I got it, I got it. Last words - I dig music.
[a few claps]
Russell Hammond: [beat]
Russell Hammond: I'm on drugs!
[crowd cheers]

Dennis Hope: If you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to be a rock star at age fifty, then you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

The last one makes me laugh hilariously.

KaciBlakely

05-24-2009, 01:57 PM

This movie reminds me strangely of the book The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

Anyone else agree? It's the movie Charlie Bartlett, and I think it's a great fun teen movie.

You know, the best kinds.

Murphey Bivens: I'll see you in the sequel, *****!

Charlie Bartlett: I'm just a stupid kid.

Principal Gardner: Charlie, there are more important things than popularity!
Charlie Bartlett: Like what? Cause I'm seventeen. And right now, popularity's pretty damn important!
Principal Gardner: Like what you do with that popularity

Charlie Bartlett: Well duh dude, this place sucks. But I just worry that one day we're gonna look back at high school and wish we'd done something different.

Charlie Bartlett: Viagra! Virgin! Vino! Vagabond! Vagina!
[taps head with right hand on each word]

Dr. Stan Weathers: You don't feel normal?
Charlie Bartlett: My Family has a psychiatrist on call, how normal can I be?

Marilyn Bartlett: Well maybe there's more to high school than being well liked.
Charlie Bartlett: Like what specifically?
Marilyn Bartlett: [thinks for a second] Nothing comes to mind.

Principal Gardner: Everybody needs to vent a little now and again, don't you figure? Some of us are privileged enough to vent to you in the boys' room stalls and the rest of us have to settle for less conventional methods. Like, I don't know a bottle of booze and a handgun.
[gun goes off]
Charlie Bartlett: Ahh!
Principal Gardner: God, I'm sorry I'm not putting you on edge with my behavior now am I?

It really reminds me of Perks though. Maybe because his name is Charlie too? I don't know. I don't know but it's great to me all the same.