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taylovesthebeatles
04-09-2009, 12:11 AM
These are real responses from managers, related to a recent CareerBuilders.com survey!



My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.

My husband thinks it’s funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.

I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn’t find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.

I got locked in my trunk by my son.

My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.

A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.

I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn’t rabid.

I feel like I’m in everyone’s way if I show up on time.

My father didn’t wake me up.

A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.

My driveway washed away in the rain last night.

I had to go to bingo. (or poker!)

ScareCrowAKA
04-09-2009, 12:38 PM
I usually use... Im too good to be here anyway. Go ahead and fire me.