The cast away

[RocketManAA]

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft. Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit, an unbelievably beautiful blond stood before him. She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said,"Tell me, How long has it been since you've had a good cigar?" "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.? He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!" "And how long has it been since you've had a shot of good Bushmill's Irish Whiskey?" asked the blond . Trembling,the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that, the blond reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him. He opened the flask and took a long, slow drink. " 'Tis nectar of the gods!"shouted the Irishman." 'Tis truly fantastic!!!" At this point the gorgeous blond started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!? Don' t tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!!!"

[GloBug]

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft. Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit, an unbelievably beautiful blond stood before him. She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said,"Tell me, How long has it been since you've had a good cigar?" "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.? He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!" "And how long has it been since you've had a shot of good Bushmill's Irish Whiskey?" asked the blond . Trembling,the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that, the blond reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him. He opened the flask and took a long, slow drink. " 'Tis nectar of the gods!"shouted the Irishman." 'Tis truly fantastic!!!" At this point the gorgeous blond started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!? Don' t tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!!!"

hahaha. that was real funny. where do u get these. this joke was funny. thanks

[taylovesthebeatles]

Hahaha wow I didn't see that one coming at all! Very nice. I have to ask though, in all the "beautiful woman" jokes that aren't specifically billed as a blonde joke, why are the women always blonde? Really.