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allinking17
02-22-2009, 02:54 PM
Drinking at work

Reasons to allow drinking at work
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.

HerbBurnsABUD
02-22-2009, 03:23 PM
Best idea ever. Good points too. I could see a lot of dumb mistakes going on tho. Like adding instead of subtracting and so on. Also, I think sexual harassment would hit an all time high. Lots of inter-office sex too ;D

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02-22-2009, 03:32 PM
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tomas225
02-22-2009, 03:42 PM
hehe i copy that and gonna set up in my apartment:D

tomas225
02-22-2009, 03:43 PM
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what do this mean ??

$o$o$ucce$$ful
02-22-2009, 03:58 PM
what do this mean ??

it means i agree that many times lol. Hint that i agree alot!!:)

tomas225
02-22-2009, 04:00 PM
oki .
but just look like a spam message :D lol

$o$o$ucce$$ful
02-22-2009, 04:09 PM
oki .
but just look like a spam message :D lol

no just saying that it was a really good post. ill be more clear next time:p

eejit101
02-22-2009, 04:12 PM
1 - i got the +21389273908 joke
2 - Like the sig
3 - Beer makes u colder not warmer.. thins the blood.
4 - I am very tired.

tomas225
02-22-2009, 04:15 PM
1 - i got the +21389273908 joke
2 - Like the sig
3 - Beer makes u colder not warmer.. thins the blood.
4 - I am very tired.

hehe is it a secret massage +21389273908 ?