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allinking17
02-17-2009, 03:49 PM
This is what they SHOULD be lol, some may only make sense if you live/ have lived in that state but most are pretty easy to understand.. and laugh at lol

Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada - Prostitutes and Poker!

New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To An Attorney...

North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon - Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal

Rhode Island - We’re Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State

Texas - Se Hablo Ingles

Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont - Ay, Yep

Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington - We Have More Rain Than You Do

West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese!

Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

eejit101
02-17-2009, 05:02 PM
Lol, i shud live in Wyoming.

Wheres the others?

allinking17
02-17-2009, 05:19 PM
wow i didnt even notice there were some missing when i posted, ill try to find some for the others but i guess these were the best ones out of a batch submitted.

eejit101
02-17-2009, 05:21 PM
Cool, i just wanna see the one for Minnesota:)

tomas225
02-17-2009, 05:28 PM
lol nice conversation

ffcowboy76
02-17-2009, 05:46 PM
I wanna see Kansas and Missouri. I've lived in both states.

eejit101
02-17-2009, 05:48 PM
Kansas - Ding Ding Burn the witch!

tomas225
02-17-2009, 05:58 PM
hehe ding dong burned the wich they even burned whitces in the old days in sweden :D

taylovesthebeatles
02-17-2009, 07:28 PM
The Oklahoma one is true. My question is, where's Iowa?

tomas225
02-17-2009, 09:22 PM
The Oklahoma one is true. My question is, where's Iowa?

isent that in ohio ?

eejit101
02-17-2009, 09:25 PM
Spain?????

taylovesthebeatles
02-17-2009, 10:50 PM
isent that in ohio ?

No, it's its own state. Klinkman is from there originally. You should give him crap about it :P

ffcowboy76
02-19-2009, 07:29 PM
The only one I know for IOWA is Idiots Out Wandering Aimlessly.

taylovesthebeatles
02-19-2009, 07:38 PM
The only one I know for IOWA is Idiots Out Wandering Aimlessly.

Well, it's definitely true. I just want to know if there are others!

GloBug
02-19-2009, 07:59 PM
what about california.