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allinking17
02-11-2009, 05:56 PM
This is actualyl one of my favorite things to do to people. type in chuck norris google trick or something of that sort into google or yahoo and then click on the link that takes you to nochucknorris.com

What you will find is actually something that looks like google format but says

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.



See for yourself, hard to explain

klinkman
01-01-2011, 02:56 PM
Personally, I prefer my erotic clips to be realistic.

eejit101
01-01-2011, 03:21 PM
Personally, i prefer the guy who does the penis extension spamming.

At least then i get something out of it :)

klinkman
01-01-2011, 03:31 PM
Personally, i prefer the guy who does the penis extension spamming.

At least then i get something out of it :)
See, you're the one who needs their help, I'm perfectly sized already!

eejit101
01-01-2011, 05:00 PM
I find 12 inches is not enough

NDN
01-04-2011, 12:03 AM
Eejit, you do realize you have the "power" to delete spam posts right?

taylovesthebeatles
01-04-2011, 12:20 AM
Eejit, you do realize you have the "power" to delete spam posts right?

But mocking them first is so much more fun!

eejit101
01-04-2011, 08:58 AM
Yes, but this got exciting. Plus i didnt back then!

NDN
01-04-2011, 11:03 AM
You guys are running the risk of having this thread lose it's #1 ranking in Google for "chuck norris google trick!"

Instead of spamming, everyone should reply with one way to make this thread profitable. Since it's #1 in Google and it's getting some views, lets brainstorm a way to make a profit with it and convince Judy to use the profits for some killer poker games.

Now what would people who are Googling "chuck norris google trick" be willing to buy or pay for?

We could have Klinkman make a video of himself doing a chuck norris magic show and charge people to view it.

Anyone else have any ideas?!?!

nodepositneeded
01-04-2011, 11:07 AM
How about sign up and deposit in any casino ,post acct info and payment date here and Eejit and Hermes will perform a chuck norris google true wearing a fig leaf?lol

eejit101
01-04-2011, 11:21 AM
I will do a naked chuck norris handstand. Itll be so good youd die watching it

eejit101
01-04-2011, 11:21 AM
BTW - This thread has never been ranked on the top 10 pages on Google. I dont know where you got that from. i checked! (i work for google!)

NDN
01-04-2011, 12:23 PM
It's #1/#2 for: chuck norris google trick

It has been for a while now. Why else do you think it has so many views?

eejit101
01-04-2011, 12:24 PM
This thread is not listed on google for this?

NDN
01-04-2011, 12:32 PM
Yes it is. It might not be in your geographic location, but for the majority of us, it is #1/#2 in Google (hence the 2500+ views).

NDN
01-04-2011, 12:37 PM
I checked Google.co.uk for you and it is not at the top. But, it is #1 for regular Google.com. Which means, people in the UK suck and they are missing out on extremely valuable information when they do their searches.

eejit101
01-04-2011, 01:04 PM
Google.com is a sham. .co.uk FTW!

NDN
01-04-2011, 01:11 PM
You should set the .com as your default search provider or use a U.S. proxy so you don't get the BS censored search results that you get with the .co.uk extension!

eejit101
01-04-2011, 02:55 PM
Nah, im british, that means we put up with what we get!