The 5 word post game.

[eejit101]

basically the rules are :

1 - noone can post twice in a row
2 - everyone must post 5 words so it makes some kind of coherent sentence
3 -no swearing, this is a family forum :lol:

[eejit101]

Once upon a time there....

[Mister_Go]

where a bluffer was sitting

[Belzabud]

beside me and was annoying


wow relax dude , mistakes happens

[baked327]

i had to call him

[traca69]

because he was frustrating me.

[Lilred36]

he also eyed my stack

[eejit101]

while smoking a fat cigar

[Belzabud]

could not stand the smoke

[traca69]

so I threw my chips

[nodepositneeded]

because I just quit smoking

[traca69]

and the smell sickened me.

[Lilred36]

it my eyes all blurry

[traca69]

I put on my glasses.......

[Edshez]

only to see that i

[Lilred36]

had been dealt pocket Aces

[Belzabud]

great now i raise big

[nodepositneeded]

then i accidentally fold out

[Borgouise]

and stand, curse words spilling

[traca69]

"I'll never play poker again"

[Belzabud]

but i am a gambler

[nodepositneeded]

It runs in the family

[Belzabud]

and we are all addicted

[nodepositneeded]

my grandma loves bingo

[traca69]

And that I'll never understand.

[Edshez]

But Grandma gives me money

[BnLM5]

i tell her not to

[Borgouise]

But do I refuse it?

[traca69]

no I take it gladly......

[K3RMIT]

and all because of that........

[BnLM5]

I will always love her

[eejit101]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond....





P.S. can you copy and paste my whole thing, and add your 5 words at the end so its easier to follow people? thanx

[traca69]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond.... that will never be broken.

[eejit101]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all...

[traca69]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants.

[BnLM5]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino

[eejit101]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers

[traca69]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself

[BnLM5]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree

[Borgouise]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the

[traca69]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

[BnLM5]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my

[eejit101]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy

[traca69]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate

[BnLM5]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw

[traca69]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

[eejit101]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer.....

[traca69]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good.

[BnLM5]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings

[traca69]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that.

[Edshez]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good

[traca69]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking !

[eejit101]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone....

[traca69]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone and leave the house to

[eejit101]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw....

[traca69]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the

[eejit101]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

I.....

[Edshez]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

I.....slip two aces up my

[BnLM5]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

I.....slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I

[eejit101]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I

[traca69]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I
shouted, "We've just been busted"

[Edshez]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I
shouted, "We've just been busted"

So i go back to

[nodepositneeded]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I
shouted, "We've just been busted"

So i go back to the bar and order a

[BnLM5]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I
shouted, "We've just been busted"

So i go back to the bar and order a brand new fur coat!

[eejit101]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I shouted, "We've just been busted"

So i go back to the bar and order a brand new fur coat! "Its for mum" i said.

[BnLM5]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I shouted, "We've just been busted"

So i go back to the bar and order a brand new fur coat! "Its for mum" i said. As the waitress seemed puzzled.

[Edshez]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I shouted, "We've just been busted"

So i go back to the bar and order a brand new fur coat! "Its for mum" i said. As the waitress seemed puzzled. "It keeps her nice and

[traca69]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I shouted, "We've just been busted"

So i go back to the bar and order a brand new fur coat! "Its for mum" i said. As the waitress seemed puzzled. "It keeps her nice and warm living on the streets!

[eejit101]

Once upon a time there where a bluffer was sitting beside me and was annoying. I had to call him because he was frustrating me. He also eyed my stack while smoking a fat cigar, could not stand the smoke so I threw my chips because I just quit smoking and the smell sickened me, and my eyes all blurry. I put on my glasses only to see that i had been dealt pocket Aces! Great, now i raise big, then i accidentally fold out, and stand, curse words spilling.

"I'll never play poker again". But i am a gambler, it runs in the family and we are all addicted. My grandma love bingo, and that i'll never understand. But grandma gives me money, i tell her not to, but do i refuse it? No, ill take it gladly, and all becuase of that i will always love her, we have a special bond that will never be broken.

My big pepsi split all over my brand new pants. So I left the casino, walked straight past the hookers who thought i'd wet myself. Now under the shade tree, I sit and watch the drunks walk aimlessly by.

I'm Hearing voices in my head, the chocolate is mouldy..but I traded the chocolate for the chips i threw. Now what can I eat?

Nothing at home, the computer is starting to look good. However if the phone rings I might just eat that. It doesnt taste very good. What was I thinking! So i vomit the phone back and leave the house to play some blackjack. I withdraw $2000 and head for the local mob run casino.

I slip two aces up my best freinds sleeve and I get spotted. "RUN" I shouted, "We've just been busted"

So i go back to the bar and order a brand new fur coat! "Its for mum" i said. As the waitress seemed puzzled. "It keeps her nice and warm living on the streets!

After getting it on with.....

[nodepositneeded]

no help from the bartender

[BnLM5]

I ran as fast as

[neefer]

I ran as fast as

I could without falling over.

[eejit101]

I saw a penguin eating...

[BnLM5]

using chopsticks and a knife

[eejit101]

so i kicked him against

[BnLM5]

the wind. Meanwhile I claimed

[crushgirl]

to have been at home

[Lilred36]

eating a big chocalate penguin

[BnLM5]

from last years Easter basket.