RocketManAA
10-08-2008, 12:17 PM
"Best Surgeon in Texas"
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident,
I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed
a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost
both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them,
and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events
in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine
and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling
80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
horse's *** and a cowboy hat.
Now he's President of the United States!"
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident,
I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed
a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost
both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them,
and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events
in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine
and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling
80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
horse's *** and a cowboy hat.
Now he's President of the United States!"