Can you old members recall......................

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid,rancid,odor that really really burns your nostrils as the
sevens line up for me!This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid,rancid,odor that really really burns your nostrils as the
sevens line up for me!This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot,

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid,rancid,odor that really really burns your nostrils as the
sevens line up for me!This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid,rancid,odor that really really burns your nostrils as the
sevens line up for me!This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid,rancid,odor that really really burns your nostrils as the
sevens line up for me!This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid,rancid,odor that really really burns your nostrils as the
sevens line up for me!This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head

[NeverWinHere]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thingthat neverwin painted!It was
__________________

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?"
__________________

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot!

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman!

[NeverWinHere]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted
__________________

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid!

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do?

[NeverWinHere]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married
__________________

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments!

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name!

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name. Fred I called sensually, hurry

[NeverWinHere]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!!

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to

[NeverWinHere]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that

[Dallas12]

Ok what is this all about

[NeverWinHere]

Ok what is this all about

haha scare you much?

It's like a chain game. It started with someone writing words, then another person adds 5 more, etc, turns into a funny story!

[Dallas12]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow
__________________

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad
__________________

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Costa Rica the gambler's paradise!

[NeverWinHere]

I think you missed some of the last paragraph there!

[NeverWinHere]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in
__________________

[NeverWinHere]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking!

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. Please show

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me.

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here?

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought!

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn

[NeverWinHere]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see!

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I

[NeverWinHere]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever!

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now!

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight!

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong.

[johnpoker]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check........

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank.
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[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I
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[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL

[NeverWinHere]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills!

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf
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[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull.
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[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100!

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine!

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for

[NeverWinHere]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to

[tomas225]

why is all people writing the same thing ?

[USCTrojans]

why is all people writing the same thing ?

This is a story in which we all add 5 words to keep it going, language barrier may be an issue if you do this though...lol

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!!
__________________

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!

[tomas225]

oki is this legel on this site ?


This is a story in which we all add 5 words to keep it going, language barrier may be an issue if you do this though...lol

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum
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[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs LOL

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing!

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please.

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning!

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad?

[eejit101]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for
__________________

[dabber1]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.
__________________

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS

[NeverWinHere]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river.

[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down
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[USCTrojans]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly a

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly a idea popped into Dabbers head.
__________________

[NeverWinHere]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less,

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his
__________________

[NeverWinHere]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good
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[knowledge]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.
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[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best

[knowledge]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots

[knowledge]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***.

[tomas225]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds.

[knowledge]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

[woohoosue]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, possum salad for lunch again?

[knowledge]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk?

[knowledge]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard.

[knowledge]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and

[knowledge]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time.

[tomas225]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear.

[Edshez]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as

[knowledge]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

[Edshez]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink"

[knowledge]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly.

[Edshez]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Anyways...off we went to Vegas, can't be hard to find something we all will win at, well hopefully that I will win at and then stay the night and go win more tommorow,if not more possum salad and broke back home I'll be, listening to the wife untill the liquor kicks in, then maybe I'll lick her!

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies

[knowledge]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class and

[Edshez]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of

[knowledge]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who

[Edshez]

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The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this

[knowledge]

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The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!

[tomas225]

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The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!

And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion .

[Edshez]

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The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

I want to play now! NWH told me it's mine and I will win tonight! Win, thought you said SIN. All but 6 they can kiss my sweet ***!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!

And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is

[knowledge]

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The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!

And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My

[Edshez]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!

And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the

[knowledge]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!

And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help

[Edshez]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!

And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this

[Lilred36]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!

And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
__________________

[tomas225]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!

And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me !

[knowledge]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!

And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me !
I've got a constant drip.

[tomas225]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?

No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.

Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other cheek. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!

Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.

"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!

And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me !
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her.

[Edshez]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.

"This crap tastes like ****"

As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ewwww!

I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!
Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!
And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me !
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into

[tomas225]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.
"This crap tastes like ****"
As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ew!
I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where morons pulled golden handles and I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!
Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!
And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me !
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar.

[Edshez]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.
"This crap tastes like ****"
As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ew!
I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!
Yesterday USCTrojans kicked my hat off so my head, so everyone saw the thing that neverwin painted! It was "who should I bet on?" To what I quietly thought. Golf, the ultimate sport, Tiger seems like the obvious choice,
so I dated his wife!
And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me !
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar.
The End

no more room :(

[knowledge]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.
"This crap tastes like ****"
As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ew!
I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me !
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will

[tomas225]

The sky was cloudy,and the breeze was blowing. I had decided to take a walk without my left shoe on. As I went along I thought i might stop at the curb and turn around because my pants seem to be falling from my backside because I had forgot my belt, left it on my bed, along with a few other things that I may need. I pulled up my pants, headed over to the kitchen to grab a fork for my possum salad for lunch.
"This crap tastes like ****"
As I say that, a loud thud. **** hit the fan, literally! So I duck for cover, under my poker magazine collection where I see a photo with a bonus add!It was for a sportsbook. So I took out my phone to make a bet on the cowboys because without Farve, Green Bay doesn't stand a chance. Now as I head outta the door, thunder strikes upon me! Just like last time it was Thunder my pet squirrel.He like's to eat sour balls,the green ones give him some nasty gas.Now I got my umbrella out from under the big closet where thunder lives. Now we're headed back out but the phone rings before I close the door.IT's the call I have to take or else I shall lose my pants. Now, with the phone on my done list. I head back out and lock the door. Thunder and I make it into my car in which runs on water. I strap on my seat bealt, turn the radio up, and leave my house searching for a friend that once ate four hundred pink,pickled boiled armadillo eggs. Yes, you read that correctly, four hundred armadillo eggs, ew!
I drove about twenty minutes until I reached the point break movie museum and I literally had to stop!To my disbelief I saw something I'd never seen before! Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves playing heads up with Phil Hellmuth, the whiner himself! As his braclets rattled he quickly yelled, "I'm all In." So after losing, I gave Patrick and Keanu high fives, stood up and walked away.So down the blue jello road i went whistling that tune "LILRED made the Sunday Warmup and then he donked out" dreaming what might have been, but yet again, never was!

After this terrible crucifixion of a poor soul at poker he logs in. After checking
NDN for new posts, he decides to play some slots and make some post replies, adding five words to the silly, but funny, story developing into a thrilling insight, into a modern day narration of donks,thrillseekers,players and sharks.

Soon it was clear that something had to be done about his ongoing problem with my problem of constant visions, visions of crazy things like cracking A's with nothing. All this had to end,so off to bannaville, USA, where I had a banana! How I love thee banana my one and only true companion over the lonely years. In so many ways, bannanas either red,blue, or yellow, all cause the same effect! You'll wanna ask ND about USCTrojans. There must be some explanation as to why he is so cool (and handsome), traits uncommon for most squirrels! Speaking of squirrels, did you know that they pick football, but only on cloudy, breezy afternoons, while your sitting there with your right shoe on. Jumping red balls of fire, I feel like a teenager about to enter the prom.

Sweet sixteen, basketball, prom........everything you could imagine could happen, and did. I lost my virginity that night to the sexiest thing I have seen. Imagine that mascots suprise when the deed was finally done! And out of that union along came a little boy. He was named Doubledown, because I couldnt be more stupid. Blackjack his dog and Fold his cow, yeah, a cow!

Both butt ugly, they entered a cheap restaurant in which a beauty contest was beginning. Was actually wet T-shirt contest! Laughing, the MC announced winners; which all had enormous titties!

The walk would soon end, as well as my life. Remembering that possum salad lunch made me sick as hell. Poker with my buddies will solve all lifes problems except money, cause lets face it, I can't win at cards. I'm either unlucky or just a victim of being stupid. If stupidity was a crime I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

CRAP, I say......no, craps! Yo tho is my favorite game. Pass line,dice set and a six, okay lets roll. Seven, seven, eleven, eight, five, four, two, thirteen, "HOW in the Hell?" The stickman couldn't believe it either but right there, before my glass eye was 6 and 7? Has this ever happened, don't think so. Winner, yelled "and it won't again pard".

And to this day I am told to take these, bruises from the beating as a reminder. Silver bells are a sign that it's slot machine time in Mississippi! Thunder and I hope gold coins are my lucky find. Crab legs, Crawfish, and alot of smelly fish will do as will the yams, cornbread, and NeverWin's famous Chicken Parmesan. With all this to eat I must find some drink. Leaving Mississippi, I head east, I want to stop at 'Lilreds for a couple beers in the nice Florida sun.The "OVAL OFFICE" lilred says would be a perfect poker, hangover cure, burger and a beer.

We've exploded, the animals stink! Dabber and his friends are broke,fat and happy. Let's end this puppy right here!However that beating on the toilet and pot of soup coming outa of my big pocked butt, made me think.Maybe the "Hardrock" will treat us like rock stars? So off to the poker room cause there was pokin to do! Look DABBER! Elvis is wearing a dealers visor. These guys rock, I'm going all in, my hand is suited, so I grab a crawdad bar and begin swinging it wildly.As a blue dragon appeared I finished my 10th drink.
A sadistic blend of tequilla and sweet potatos swirl gently from my nostrils,as I lose the tourney to DABBER!
Just as we were leaving, I went to OTB and (what the hell is OTB). Off track betting is great! If only my luck would were like the rocketmans,I would win the raffle everyday!
"We must find my left sock as my feet stink.Lilred has put on a blue sombrero, to hide his bald head from the sun! The foot odor was really
quite nice. I love putrid, rancid, odor that really really burns your nostrils as the sevens line up for me! This tequilla however doesn't seem to burn.
Neverwinhere wants to shoot off Dabbers stinky foot, but Lilred's bald head is blocking her way, oh damn!

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he

[Edshez]

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is a

[tomas225]

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up

[Edshez]

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is

[tomas225]

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way.

[knowledge]

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said!

[Edshez]

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said! with a twinkle in his

[tomas225]

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said! with a twinkle in his eyes he just said i want a banana.

[knowledge]

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said! with a twinkle in his eyes he just said i want a banana. God she wanted to vomit

[Lilred36]

Wow this post has went arry, someone please help that person.I just don't think I can.

[tomas225]

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said! with a twinkle in his eyes he just said i want a banana. God she wanted to vomit in your face .!

[knowledge]

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said! with a twinkle in his eyes he just said i want a banana. God she wanted to vomit.

I AGREE AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED THIS POSTING AND THREAD ARE DEAD.

[eejit101]

Wow the above was funny.

Post in this thread in the next 3 days and get entry into a freeroll poker game on 10th March!!

[BnLM5]

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Your's are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really dont know but I'm
up to the task. Orangatans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW thats painfull. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celabrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn thats huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS!We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMYS, the hottest joint this side of the great missisispi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good backswing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try men's souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, todays lession is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the Leasson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the qusetion "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said! with a twinkle in his eyes he just said i want a banana. God she wanted to vomit.

Look, do you see that

[Tomturkey46]

Entry into a game on March 10th, I am in!

The turkey

[eejit101]

Lol, 2 people read it!

[Pokerkitty6]

So....she was in a coma since 2/20/2009. She woke up today and Lilred said, "damn'it man, thought she was gone forever". Lucky for him and everyone else, she couldn't remember a thing. We told her she passed out a tilt game after winning with quads. Nothing could wake her...not even a win.

[GaTechMom]

Actually 3 of us read it now. LOL

[eejit101]

Genius plan worked! Mwahahahahahahah

[BnLM5]

ha don't miscount!

[NeverWinHere]

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Yours are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really don't know but I'm
up to the task. Orangutans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW that's painful. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celebrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn that's huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS! We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMY'S, the hottest joint this side of the great Mississippi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good back-swing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try mens souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, today's lesson is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the lesson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the question "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said! with a twinkle in his eyes he just said i want a banana. God she wanted to vomit.

Look, do you see that, who is that person trying

[woohoosue]

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Yours are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really don't know but I'm
up to the task. Orangutans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW that's painful. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celebrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn that's huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS! We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMY'S, the hottest joint this side of the great Mississippi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good back-swing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try mens souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, today's lesson is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the lesson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the question "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said! with a twinkle in his eyes he just said i want a banana. God she wanted to vomit.

Look, do you see that, who is that person trying? It was Bill her father

[NeverWinHere]

And ummm was she hot! This will end soon I thought but little did I know
that NDN said NEVER, NEVER screw with a married woman! Learning from experience, ND wanted to prevent USC from getting laid! It worked, no more sex, what was I gonna do? Should I find another married hottie and get laid?
No I will nail someone young, fresh, without any commitments! No matter what his name! Errr I mean, HER name, err I don't know anymore!!!
Fred, I called sensually, hurry, look at her huge titties!!!! Yours are bigger I think.
Mmmm do I love licking! Where is this going I really don't know but I'm
up to the task. Orangutans are throwing dollars at NEVERWIN and she wont even turn the other check. "Please show your cards" the dealer says "cards my ***" I replied!
Suddenly, security personnel surrounded me. Easy 'big boy', my mom will beat the freaking crap out of you. But ****, how will she get here? Take her left shoe off but for what I thought! Oh, it causes her pants to fall off, but wait!
I forgot the possum salad!Thinking quickly with no fear I opened my backpack and my pants fell to my knees. I could feel the possum licking again. Hurry eejit, you gonna miss the damn show you wanted to see! It's the one with that NEVERWINHERE stars in. It's worth a look at least I am getting so excited about my best happy ending ever! Hopefully I will be a viewer? That's not gonna happen!

The rest save for pall bearers!Lilred scratches his head and wonders where this thread went wrong. Johnpoker cant cash fulltiltpoker check,needs to get a real bank. I quit banking cause I cant win at anything LOL, NeverWin should teach me skills! But her luck sucks! Oh well lets follow LILRED to the golf course see what score I witness! NOW that's painful. To see someone shoot 100! Then finish the back nine! So out we went for NeverWin's birthday. We had to celebrate this grand event!! Of course we need gas!
Good thing DABBER had that possum hidden between his legs. Damn that's huge and throbbing! The burning sensation was killing me. Throw it away please. That ****'s starting to stink!!!

New travelers sometime do smell as well but not as bad as what was floating on the river that morning! Did you forget the spinach topping for the possum salad? Yes, but i got TACOS! We need to stop for drinks and women right now.So we swoop by SAMMY'S, the hottest joint this side of the great Mississippi river. Man was it hot there!Ok so we rolling down the river when suddenly an idea popped into Dabbers head. A weird idea no less, we guess that all his ideas are well, Dabberish. He did have a very good back-swing but the follow-thru sucked.Drinking may be his best way to succeed. Cowboy boots really can kick your ***. And they walked away while the boots was printed in the minds. Where do we go now?

How about a nice walk? Someone will follow you and Dabber we all are aboard
Times try mens souls and this just is the time. they walk about a mile or so,
when Lilred spots a bear. "aaarrrggghhh" comes the yell as 4 pigs enter the picture.
"oinky oink da oink oink" Edshez calls his women loudly. "woof woofaty woof" she replies. Well back to class, today's lesson is the history of stds. We all know who the teacher is for this and its her nasty fault!
And the lesson begins , she talk and talk to she stop and ask the question "why is it so itchy down there. My doctor assured me that the
cream would work. Lilred help me work out where this, Obviously your on your own here Bro!
But please Lilred help me!
I've got a constant drip.
Lilred refuse to help her and rode off into a bar. Were there is a will he said there is another problem for you Lilred, she just tied you up and a laser beam is coming her way. Up her what he said! with a twinkle in his eyes he just said i want a banana. God she wanted to vomit.

Look, do you see that, who is that person trying? It was Bill her father, friend of Ted, and he