Ask Eejit!

[eejit101]

After discussion (I use that term loosely) with NDN, this is to be the official (maybe) NoDepositNeeded thread to discuss.... anything.

You can ask anything you want! About your life, my life, "agony aunt" questions, social situations, sex, drugs (though i don't know much about that), Rock'N'Roll, cooking, sport, movies, music, anything.

So, want some blunt advice as to why the girl you love wont text you back? How to make a killer Spaghetti Bolognase? Or who is the highest paid actor in history?


Go nuts.

[ScareCrowAKA]

why do americans love cheese?

[eejit101]

why do americans love cheese?

1 - It tastes nice.
2 - It goes well with pretty much any food.
3 - Its easy to make a meal with it. Sandwich, Cheese on Toast etc.
4 - It was readily available when other food were not in older years. Cheese is easily made, cheap to distribute, lasts a long time without spoiling.
5 - People are lazy. The fact they can simply put some cheese on something will disambiguate flavours of food, nice or nasty, and bring about a pleasant smell and taste.
6 - As it goes well with anything, and people tend to stick to what they like, they will add it to things over time.
7 - There are many variables of cheese. Cow/Goat/Sheep, and also colours and flavours. Truly something for everyone in the cheese market.
8 - Borat - borat deleted scenes not seen in movie - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liRSXULdJw4)

[nodepositneeded]

What can we do to convince USA we just want to have a nice game of poker and we are not terrorist ?:)

[eejit101]

What can we do to convince USA we just want to have a nice game of poker and we are not terrorist ?:)

1 - Stop giving money to the PPA (Poker Players Alliance) who have done basically nothing, aside from make it worse.
2 - Create the worlds largest petition.
3 - Hope Obama gets a 2nd term. Id say you have a better shot with Obama than a replacement.
4 - Have someone in the senate than can actually work out Capitol Gains. Surely they have to realise that taxing online poker far outweights the ethical and gambling issues related to it.



My personal thoughts are this - I live in the UK. We can play poker online, casinos, bingo. The sites are taxed by the government, the players are not. You are not taxed personally on any winnings. I won $65k, i keep $65k, the site pays the tax out of the rate etc. I am also a person. I work to earn my money, I pay tax on what I earn. I then pay tax on what I spend it on. If i choose to gamble with it, I am not harming anyone. I am not commiting a terrorist act. I am not laundering money. The sites have checks in place for this, in an interview with Ladbrokes I had a few years ago, I talked to them about the checks. They are thorough thats for sure. Its near on impossible, and insanely stupid, to launder money like this. Over here, I can go to the casino and play poker, no tax, the casino pays it out of the rake. I can walk into a high street bookmakers and place a bet. On the street which I live on there are 3 such establishments, all fully legitimate, all multi-million pound companies. 2 floated on the stock exchange.

Now for Americans. You guys are the same as us. Our government has a way to let everyone play poker (over 18) if they so choose to. Why cant you? We dont have to pay tax on our winnings as they are winnings, not earned income. If poker was my job, then yes I would look into the legal ramifications. But it isnt. So I wont. why should you? You have been banned by nearly all casinos and poker sites now. Why? Are you not ALLOWED to do what you want with your own money? Fine, if it is detrimental to the world, yes, ban the hell out of it. But you are playing other people, with their own money. Its a game of skill and luck, the percentages are unsure depending on what game you are playing, but it is a game like no other.

And it sucks that we live in a world where a recreation that can be fun, risky, rewarding, exciting, and fruitful, is banned due to public perception, money, tax, and stupidity.

[Ringo]

Are young people in England really snorting Bath Salts to get high?

[eejit101]

Are young people in England really snorting Bath Salts to get high?

No, thats america. People here still do "coke" (not me)

[NDN]

This morning I saw a MONSTER turkey outside, so I rushed downstairs with a camera to snap a quick picture, but it was gone by the time I got outside.

Was it really the worlds biggest turkey that I saw? How could I have kept it there long enough to get the picture?

[woohoosue]

This morning I saw a MONSTER turkey outside, so I rushed downstairs with a camera to snap a quick picture, but it was gone by the time I got outside.

Was it really the worlds biggest turkey that I saw? How could I have kept it there long enough to get the picture?

By shooting it with a gun first.......lol ok no letters.

[Ringo]

I bet I can capture a photo of some wild turkey before you do?

[NDN]

I bet I can capture a photo of some wild turkey before you do?

No deal! Although, turkeys aren't hard to come by around here, I was just amazed at the size of the one I couldn't get a picture of this morning.

[woohoosue]

This morning I saw a MONSTER turkey outside, so I rushed downstairs with a camera to snap a quick picture, but it was gone by the time I got outside.

Was it really the worlds biggest turkey that I saw? How could I have kept it there long enough to get the picture?
maybe you could invite birds that evoke higher thought processes making the turkeys next visit longer through contemplation. Turkeys find thought taxing and fall into a type of coma when presented with this(kind of like eejit and dating).
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3201/5738197747_56c9bf9d23_z.jpg

[woohoosue]

1 - It tastes nice.
2 - It goes well with pretty much any food.
3 - Its easy to make a meal with it. Sandwich, Cheese on Toast etc.
4 - It was readily available when other food were not in older years. Cheese is easily made, cheap to distribute, lasts a long time without spoiling.
5 - People are lazy. The fact they can simply put some cheese on something will disambiguate flavours of food, nice or nasty, and bring about a pleasant smell and taste.
6 - As it goes well with anything, and people tend to stick to what they like, they will add it to things over time.
7 - There are many variables of cheese. Cow/Goat/Sheep, and also colours and flavours. Truly something for everyone in the cheese market.
8 - Borat - borat deleted scenes not seen in movie - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liRSXULdJw4)
"Why do americans love cheese?" since when are you an expert on americans ....please keep your european misconceptions of us to yourself....Borat(Borat Sagdiyev, a popular Kazakh television personality)?????? is NOT american. I am an american and cheese is flavorful and a great source of calcium....nuff said!

[Ringo]

The amount of cheese on a crunchy taco at Taco Bell weighs less than 1 gram
and it doesn't do a damned thing to enhance the flavor.

Only thing I like cheese in, is eggs.

[woohoosue]

The amount of cheese on a crunchy taco at Taco Bell weighs less than 1 gram
and it doesn't do a damned thing to enhance the flavor.

Only thing I like cheese in, is eggs.
ok one thought ....you need to expand your cheese awareness. Is taco bell cheese real cheese I wonder?

[Tomturkey46]

No deal! Although, turkeys aren't hard to come by around here, I was just amazed at the size of the one I couldn't get a picture of this morning.

Tell me where you live and I will come around so you can take my picture.

The Turkey(biggest one you will ever see!)

[NDN]

Tell me where you live and I will come around so you can take my picture.

The Turkey(biggest one you will ever see!)

I have no idea why, but that made me chuckle!

[eejit101]

This morning I saw a MONSTER turkey outside, so I rushed downstairs with a camera to snap a quick picture, but it was gone by the time I got outside.

Was it really the worlds biggest turkey that I saw? How could I have kept it there long enough to get the picture?

No it wasnt. And by shooting it. Or by asking it nicely.


I bet I can capture a photo of some wild turkey before you do?

Ill bet you can.


maybe you could invite birds that evoke higher thought processes making the turkeys next visit longer through contemplation. Turkeys find thought taxing and fall into a type of coma when presented with this(kind of like eejit and dating).
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3201/5738197747_56c9bf9d23_z.jpg

I dont fall in to a coma when thinking about dating. Biatch.


Tell me where you live and I will come around so you can take my picture.

The Turkey(biggest one you will ever see!)

That made me laugh alot.


I have no idea why, but that made me chuckle!

As it was funny?


I think that covers that spam.

[nodepositneeded]

My friend had the biggest turkey probably 100 pounds.He got so big he almost killed three hens during mating season lol.Anyway my friend put him on a nice dinner table he was 67 pounds cleaned .They donated it to a homeless shelter,he was the guard Turkey at the farm lol

[tjntaco]

1 - Stop giving money to the PPA (Poker Players Alliance) who have done basically nothing, aside from make it worse.
2 - Create the worlds largest petition.
3 - Hope Obama gets a 2nd term. Id say you have a better shot with Obama than a replacement.
4 - Have someone in the senate than can actually work out Capitol Gains. Surely they have to realise that taxing online poker far outweights the ethical and gambling issues related to it.



My personal thoughts are this - I live in the UK. We can play poker online, casinos, bingo. The sites are taxed by the government, the players are not. You are not taxed personally on any winnings. I won $65k, i keep $65k, the site pays the tax out of the rate etc. I am also a person. I work to earn my money, I pay tax on what I earn. I then pay tax on what I spend it on. If i choose to gamble with it, I am not harming anyone. I am not commiting a terrorist act. I am not laundering money. The sites have checks in place for this, in an interview with Ladbrokes I had a few years ago, I talked to them about the checks. They are thorough thats for sure. Its near on impossible, and insanely stupid, to launder money like this. Over here, I can go to the casino and play poker, no tax, the casino pays it out of the rake. I can walk into a high street bookmakers and place a bet. On the street which I live on there are 3 such establishments, all fully legitimate, all multi-million pound companies. 2 floated on the stock exchange.

Now for Americans. You guys are the same as us. Our government has a way to let everyone play poker (over 18) if they so choose to. Why cant you? We dont have to pay tax on our winnings as they are winnings, not earned income. If poker was my job, then yes I would look into the legal ramifications. But it isnt. So I wont. why should you? You have been banned by nearly all casinos and poker sites now. Why? Are you not ALLOWED to do what you want with your own money? Fine, if it is detrimental to the world, yes, ban the hell out of it. But you are playing other people, with their own money. Its a game of skill and luck, the percentages are unsure depending on what game you are playing, but it is a game like no other.

And it sucks that we live in a world where a recreation that can be fun, risky, rewarding, exciting, and fruitful, is banned due to public perception, money, tax, and stupidity.

It's absolutely ridiculous that the U.S. is banned from stuff that is perfectly legal in the U.K. This is a well written letter, Eejit, and if you want to send it to one of our lawmakers, I'd be happy to sign it.

[tjntaco]

Now I have a question for you.
Three ladies are on a road trip and stop at a cheap hotel. They split a $30 room. Each gives $10 to the clerk.
Later, the manager comes in and tells the clerk that that room was on special for $25. So he gives the clerk $5 and tells him to take it to the ladies and divide it between them. On the way, the clerk can't figure out how to split $5 three ways so he pockets $2 and gives each gal $1.
So each lady has now paid $9. And the clerk has $2.
9 times 3 is 27 plus the 2 the clerk took equal 29. My question, Eejit my freind, is where did the other dollar go?

[NDN]

Now I have a question for you.
Three ladies are on a road trip and stop at a cheap hotel. They split a $30 room. Each gives $10 to the clerk.
Later, the manager comes in and tells the clerk that that room was on special for $25. So he gives the clerk $5 and tells him to take it to the ladies and divide it between them. On the way, the clerk can't figure out how to split $5 three ways so he pockets $2 and gives each gal $1.
So each lady has now paid $9. And the clerk has $2.
9 times 3 is 27 plus the 2 the clerk took equal 29. My question, Eejit my freind, is where did the other dollar go?

You have to give him something he can't Google!

[ScareCrowAKA]

It's absolutely ridiculous that the U.S. is banned from stuff that is perfectly legal in the U.K. This is a well written letter, Eejit, and if you want to send it to one of our lawmakers, I'd be happy to sign it.

according to ringo, online gaming soon 2 b legal in nevada, im guessing cali follows next, then some others... us govt will never go for no taxes on winnings, our welfare state is uch larger than the uk's, and too many people in power skim off the top of every fed. program in exsistance.

[Ringo]

27-2=25 bad math

[eejit101]

Now I have a question for you.
Three ladies are on a road trip and stop at a cheap hotel. They split a $30 room. Each gives $10 to the clerk.
Later, the manager comes in and tells the clerk that that room was on special for $25. So he gives the clerk $5 and tells him to take it to the ladies and divide it between them. On the way, the clerk can't figure out how to split $5 three ways so he pockets $2 and gives each gal $1.
So each lady has now paid $9. And the clerk has $2.
9 times 3 is 27 plus the 2 the clerk took equal 29. My question, Eejit my freind, is where did the other dollar go?


There wasnt another dollar to begin with.

Ive answered this question about 50 times. The girls paid $10 each. They then get $5 back. They basically including the $3 back paid $25 for the room, the $3 they got back, and the $2 tip.

Its just a question written weirdly.

[tjntaco]

You have to give him something he can't Google!


He can't Google this one AND HE DIDN"T ANSWER IT. Although he may claim he did. Actually it's a mathematic anomoly and there is no answer. It just is what it is. Nobody knows why. lol

[ScareCrowAKA]

the money starts from a source of 3 equally, u then split it into 2 totals not divisable by 3 ... which couldnt have happened originally without the ladies breaking a dollar into change... so it cant be done at the end either ???

[eejit101]

Its weird. The answer is there is no dollar. But the reasons are the answer. Its to do with splits and the way things are written. And im sure i wrote anomaly.

Never mind.

[Ringo]

You have a brain tumor. Though there is no discomfort at the moment, this tumor would unquestionably kill you in six months. However, your life can (and will) be saved by an operation; the only downside is there will be a brutal incision to your frontal lobe. After the surgery, you will be significantly less intelligent. You will be a fully functioning adult, but you will be less logical, you will have a terrible memory, and you will have little ability to understand complex concepts of difficult ideas. The surgery is in two weeks.


How do you spend the next fourteen days?

[Ringo]

Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except for you, the collection of former lovers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.



What do you talk about?

[eejit101]

You have a brain tumor. Though there is no discomfort at the moment, this tumor would unquestionably kill you in six months. However, your life can (and will) be saved by an operation; the only downside is there will be a brutal incision to your frontal lobe. After the surgery, you will be significantly less intelligent. You will be a fully functioning adult, but you will be less logical, you will have a terrible memory, and you will have little ability to understand complex concepts of difficult ideas. The surgery is in two weeks.


How do you spend the next fourteen days?

Spending every penny i have on gambling, beer, fun, theme parks, the kill myself.


Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except for you, the collection of former lovers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.



What do you talk about?

Hmm. Thats 20 people. Id talk about each person and what they meant to be, 45 seconds each. Id also ask one of them WTF they were doing, the sl.ut.

Then id offer a huge orgy.

[Ringo]

Genetic engineers at Johns Hopkins University have developed a so-called “super gorilla.” Though the animal cannot speak, it has a sign language lexicon of over twelve thousand words, and an IQ of almost 85, and – most notably – a vague sense of self-awareness. Oddly, the creature (who weighs seven hundred pounds) becomes fascinated by football. The gorilla aspires to play the game at its highest level and quickly develops the rudimentary skills of a defensive end. ESPN analyst Tom Jackson speculates that this gorilla would be “borderline unblockable” and would likely average six sacks a game (although Jackson concedes the beast might be susceptible to counters and misdirection plays). Meanwhile, the gorilla has made is clear he would never intentionally injure any opponent.

You are commissioner of the NFL: Would you allow this gorilla to sign with the Oakland Raiders?

[woohoosue]

Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except for you, the collection of former lovers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.


What do you talk about?
if this "?" was for me i would have to ask....Who's paying for this shindig? It would mimic the million man march....as far as my speech goes .....it would be more on why they need to stop looking for a woman to compare to me and for them to just go ahead and settle for second best because without me in the mix "second is the best you can do".

[woohoosue]

Ringo asked eejit: Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except for you, the collection of former lovers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.



What do you talk about?



Hmm. Thats 20 people. Id talk about each person and what they meant to be, 45 seconds each. Id also ask one of them WTF they were doing,e sl.ut.

Then id offer a huge orgy.
that's twenty people? ok how many of that 20 are the caterers?:lurk5:

[eejit101]

Genetic engineers at Johns Hopkins University have developed a so-called “super gorilla.” Though the animal cannot speak, it has a sign language lexicon of over twelve thousand words, and an IQ of almost 85, and – most notably – a vague sense of self-awareness. Oddly, the creature (who weighs seven hundred pounds) becomes fascinated by football. The gorilla aspires to play the game at its highest level and quickly develops the rudimentary skills of a defensive end. ESPN analyst Tom Jackson speculates that this gorilla would be “borderline unblockable” and would likely average six sacks a game (although Jackson concedes the beast might be susceptible to counters and misdirection plays). Meanwhile, the gorilla has made is clear he would never intentionally injure any opponent.

You are commissioner of the NFL: Would you allow this gorilla to sign with the Oakland Raiders?


No. As as far as I know animals cant play the NFL. Plus, how would that fit in with the salary cap? $250mil + some peanuts?

[eejit101]

And as for sue - LOL!

One of them is a caterer. So still 20 people, including her. And we get on fine, so she would make some food.

[woohoosue]

Ringo asks.....You are commissioner of the NFL: Would you allow this gorilla to sign with the Oakland Raiders?

No. As as far as I know animals cant play the NFL. Plus, how would that fit in with the salary cap? $250mil + some peanuts?
she says........why not! they let refrigerators in ...didn't they! go fridge go fridge!

[Ringo]

If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?

[Ringo]

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

[Ringo]

If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?

[eejit101]

If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?

Yes. As the air they displace pushes down upon the place to force an equilibrium of weight. I also think mythbusters broke this myth in a show too. So yes, the plane is heavier with birds on it, flying or not.


Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

They do. If i sing i normally mimic voices, so i sing in the accent of whoever is singing. But take... The Beatles. They sound english.


If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?

No, it comes out of about 15 anyway. The nipple has 15-20 small "holes" for milking. The extra ones just make them a bit bigger.

[Ringo]

How does a blind person know when to stop wiping after a bowel movemnet?

[woohoosue]

How does a blind person know when to stop wiping after a bowel movemnet?

It all braille baby!

[woohoosue]

How do men show love?

[eejit101]

How does a blind person know when to stop wiping after a bowel movemnet?

Smell? Distinction? A Bday (whatever it is)? A shower? No idea.


It all braille baby!

LOL


How do men show love?

By putting on weight on not caring about how other women see them.

[Ringo]

Parks Canada in Saskatchewan on the border of Montana. Just announced they will be releasing thousands of ferrets into the Prairie Dog Capital of Canada Grasslands park near Val Marie Sask. It is of particular note that Ferrets are not an indigenous species in the area.

Why do you think they are doing this?

[Ringo]

The BBC have started filming interviews for Tony Blair’s obituary.

Do you think the Royals have a hit out on him?

[eejit101]

Parks Canada in Saskatchewan on the border of Montana. Just announced they will be releasing thousands of ferrets into the Prairie Dog Capital of Canada Grasslands park near Val Marie Sask. It is of particular note that Ferrets are not an indigenous species in the area.

Why do you think they are doing this?

hmm. Maybe the provide some kind of food chain gap. Maybe they will help the grass grow. Maybe its maybelline?


The BBC have started filming interviews for Tony Blair’s obituary.

Do you think the Royals have a hit out on him?

No. But other people do :)

[Ringo]

people are very concerned about the ferrets because it has just been discovered that ferrets can transfer the N5H1 virus to other animals.:confused:

[NDN]

I'm loving that this thread finally gives Ringo a proper place to share all of his craziness!

[woohoosue]

people are very concerned about the ferrets because it has just been discovered that ferrets can transfer the N5H1 virus to other animals.:confused:

ok quik send ferret condoms and a book of how gross it is to do it cross species like that

[eejit101]

Im just loving this thread.

[Ringo]

What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?

[Ringo]

How many electrons are in one ocean?

[Ringo]

Suppose you were given 10,000 pounds to do with what you like, with a few rules. You must spend all the money within 10 days, NO gambling, NO purchases of items that you can keep and you can't spend the money in Great Britain. What would you spend the money on?

[woohoosue]

What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?
no fair you ask him this in here where im gonna judge him....lol

[eejit101]

What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?

Hmm. I dont do anything really based on how people perceive it. I honestly dont know.


How many electrons are in one ocean?

Umm. Ill estimate 10 to the power 10,000. So alot.


Suppose you were given 10,000 pounds to do with what you like, with a few rules. You must spend all the money within 10 days, NO gambling, NO purchases of items that you can keep and you can't spend the money in Great Britain. What would you spend the money on?

So, so i have to spend the money on things I cant keep. OK.

1 - Fly to Atlanta and watch the Falcons.
2- Go from there to Vegas to meet NDN etc and people for a couple od days of Gambling with my own money. And drinks out of the $10k!
3 - Have a Kobe Steak.
4 - Go to Diisneyworld.
5 - Fly to NYC to see all the sights.
6 - Fly home.
7 - Give whatever is left to Cancer Research.

[NDN]

Hmm. I dont do anything really based on how people perceive it. I honestly dont know.



Umm. Ill estimate 10 to the power 10,000. So alot.



So, so i have to spend the money on things I cant keep. OK.

1 - Fly to Atlanta and watch the Falcons.
2- Go from there to Vegas to meet NDN etc and people for a couple od days of Gambling with my own money. And drinks out of the $10k!
3 - Have a Kobe Steak.
4 - Go to Diisneyworld.
5 - Fly to NYC to see all the sights.
6 - Fly home.
7 - Give whatever is left to Cancer Research.

Drinks are free!

[eejit101]

$200 more for cancer research!

[nodepositneeded]

Kobe Steak in Las Vegas is the best .

[woohoosue]

q-tips are vital to cleaning wireless mouse lense of lent

if your mouse is catholic(lent)....can your keyboard, monitor and headset(the trinity) be baptist?

[woohoosue]

if a bean bag is no longer made of beans, why does the bean industry/FDA allow them to still be called bean bags?

[eejit101]

1 - No.
2 - trade names. Coke is still called coke, despite the now absense of cocaine. Who knows.

[Ringo]

why are cops such party animals on their off time?

why do most nurses smoke?

[Ringo]

can a doctor preform a colonoscopy on himself?

[eejit101]

why are cops such party animals on their off time?

why do most nurses smoke?

1 - Are they? Or is that a stereotype. Plus id imagine they have to let loose. Plus they know they wont get much sh!t being a cop. Show the badge!

2 - Stress. And they dont. Its a larger percentage than the general population. But still not that high.


can a doctor preform a colonoscopy on himself?

No. Well yes, but with difficulty. And youd need a camera well angled. Plus itll be hard to adjust with one hand. Im scared of one!

[Ringo]

if paypal bought amazon would verifying account information
be any quicker or even neccesary?

[Ringo]

why was Chelsea Charms not allowed to serve herself at the buffet?

[eejit101]

if paypal bought amazon would verifying account information
be any quicker or even neccesary?

Not really. And yes still necessary. I think. Though i hate all verification processes. Must be an easier way!


why was Chelsea Charms not allowed to serve herself at the buffet?

Who? WHO?

[Ringo]

don't you mean woohoo?

[Ringo]

what is the proper etiquette when repaying a loan or paying off a wager?

[eejit101]

don't you mean woohoo?

no


what is the proper etiquette when repaying a loan or paying off a wager?

Using a system that isnt as flawed as paypal. Expect this later. I need to deal with NDN on the best way to get the money to him.

[Ringo]

Instant gratification is out. Patience is in...and so are cavemen

[Ringo]

Why is it that NDN logs on to NDN forum before CBG forum everyday?

[eejit101]

Why is it that NDN logs on to NDN forum before CBG forum everyday?


because i do. And tis "home"

[NDN]

don't you mean woohoo?

Probably my favorite Ringo post ever.

[eejit101]

Im not answering them

[Ringo]

Im not answering them

:smash:reprap:gnorsi:

[eejit101]

Pfft. They were bad!

Fine

[Ringo]

Why hasn't it rained in Reno Nevada since November 20th?

my theory is that the magnetic North Pole has shifted drasticly in the last 6 months and now the North pole is in Siberia.
this would explain why Alaska has had over 20 feet of snow in the last month
if this is true then San Francisco is now where LA use to be
look for milder temps in US
Scientists are launching a satelite to research and prove this next month.

[eejit101]

I cant wait till it flips!!!

And probably hasnt rained as there are no clouds? Duhhh

[NDN]

Why is that pretzels shaped like pretzels taste better to me than pretzels in the form of pretzel sticks?

Furthermore, why is texture such an important factor when deciding whether or not something tastes good?

[ScareCrowAKA]

disagree pretzel sticks = better ... eating some now, great value from wal-mart

[Ringo]

We Humans seperate ourselves from other species because of our suffisticated palets.

Now melt me some cheese for my pretzel

[woohoosue]

any love News?
MyoCLbv0fk4

[eejit101]

Why is that pretzels shaped like pretzels taste better to me than pretzels in the form of pretzel sticks?

Furthermore, why is texture such an important factor when deciding whether or not something tastes good?

Ive never had either. So cant comment.

And because sensation is part of everything. Sex, eating, drinking, everything. The feel of it is similar in proportion to the taste.



any love News?
MyoCLbv0fk4


What???!?!?!!

[woohoosue]

lol ok that was for the update thread ..but you can't move or even delete after posting so.....i thought you would figure it out

[eejit101]

oh... go post there then? :)

[Ringo]

would you be willing to give up Eejit101 for your new girl?

[eejit101]

Wow.....

Honestly - Yes :(