**CLOSED** 20 Questions Contest - December 14 - 20

[NDN]

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Each week, I will begin this thread by stating that I am thinking about a specific person, place or thing.

You are then encouraged to reply to this thread with a question that will help you narrow down what I am thinking about.

You may ask as many questions as you'd like, but no one can ask a new question until I have answered the previous one.

Your question must be a "yes or no" question.

If you think you know what I am thinking about, you may reply to this thread at anytime with your guess, but please refrain from making a new guess until a new question has been answered.

P.S. Although the name of the game is 20 Questions, there will be no limit to the amount of questions that can be asked, but the contest will expire at the end of each week if we do not have a correct answer in time.

The first person to guess correctly will receive a $5 Amazon.com gift card.

This week, I am thinking of an object.

[ScareCrowAKA]

is the object used for work?

[eejit101]

Are you a rubber duck?

[Ringo]

is it an angel ornament for the top of a christmas tree

[Pokerkitty6]

Is it an appliance?

[eejit101]

Is it Christina Aguilera's sex toy?

[Pokerkitty6]

Are you found indoors or outdoors?

[tjntaco]

You guys are gonna be SOOOO in trouble. Wait til NDN sees this. He's gonna FREAK. One question at a time kiddies.

[Pokerkitty6]

uh-oooo....oops....wasn't paying attention....my bad....so sorry

[eejit101]

are you tjntaco's smirking revenge?

[NDN]

is the object used for work?

Nope. The object is not used for work.

[eejit101]

Are you made of metal!

[NDN]

Are you made of metal!

Parts of me are.

[eejit101]

Are you powered by electricity

[NDN]

Are you powered by electricity

In most cases, yes.

[Ringo]

is it smaller than a 32 oz jar of Mayonaise?

[NDN]

is it smaller than a 32 oz jar of Mayonaise?

Some forms may be, but not the one that everyone is most familiar with.

[eejit101]

Are you an ipod?

[NDN]

Are you an ipod?

Nope. Not an iPod.

[eejit101]

Do you make a sound when on?

[Pokerkitty6]

Are you my vibrator?

[NDN]

Do you make a sound when on?

Nothing significant.

PK - It is not your vibrator, but that would have been a hell of a guess if it was!

[eejit101]

Ive already gone down the sex route, make your own jokes!

[Pokerkitty6]

Is it a cell phone?

[tjntaco]

Can you buy a one in red or blue?

[NDN]

Can you buy a one in red or blue?

I guess there's really no limit to the color(s) this object can be.

[Ringo]

Does the object come with an attached power cord?

[NDN]

Does the object come with an attached power cord?

Not usually, but I don't know that it can't.

[eejit101]

So it is powered by batteries?

[tjntaco]

It still sounds like we're describing Pokerkitty's vibrator. But we know that's not it. Hmmmmm

[ScareCrowAKA]

is it 13 inches long???

is it eejits buttplug?

[tjntaco]

is it 13 inches long???

is it eejits buttplug?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Wow. That's brutal.

[NDN]

So it is powered by batteries?

It can be...

[eejit101]

13 inches long? Thats on a bad day. Man up

[tjntaco]

Are you typically found inside?
And I don't mean inside Eejit. I mean indoors.

[eejit101]

Are you eejit101's bruised ego?

[Ringo]

Are you eejit101's bruised ego?


If you came out of it you might have something to bruise

[Ringo]

Is the object a Jeti Light Saber?

[woohoosue]

Are you eejit101's bruised ego?
since when do you keep your ego in your butt?

[tjntaco]

since when do you keep your ego in your butt?

I always wondered what 'butt hurt' meant. Now it makes sense.
I learn so much from you guys.
Thank you for that.

[Ringo]

since when do you keep your ego in your butt?
hence the phrase : head up your ***

[eejit101]

Exactly. Did it to inspire some jokes.

[woohoosue]

Exactly. Did it to inspire some jokes.
you put you ego in your butt for comic relief.....lol

[NDN]

Are you typically found inside?
And I don't mean inside Eejit. I mean indoors.

You guys are killing my contest. :frown:

Yes, I am found inside.

[woohoosue]

is it a digital reader

[woohoosue]

:angelsad2:im sorry :angelsad2:

[NDN]

is it a digital reader

Nope. Not a digital reader.

[Ringo]

I the object used in the kitchen primarily?

[Ringo]

Is it a nose hair trimmer?

[eejit101]

Ahh, the NHT, the most famous of kitchen utensils!

[NDN]

I the object used in the kitchen primarily?

Nope. Not in the kitchen.

[eejit101]

Are you used in the bedroom

[NDN]

Are you used in the bedroom

Could be I suppose. I can be "used" anywhere really.

[eejit101]

Its definately time for someone to do a recap.

And are you used for pleasure purposes?

[NDN]

Its definately time for someone to do a recap.

And are you used for pleasure purposes?

Depends on how you want to twist it...

[tjntaco]

if you drop it off a building, will it break?

[eejit101]

Is it a razor.

[NDN]

if you drop it off a building, will it break?

Yes, almost always I'd imagine.

[eejit101]

Will it blend?

[NDN]

Will it blend?

Depends on the color of the object and the colors of the room where you decide to put the object. I suppose it also depends on your own personally taste; so this is quite possible the worst question ever asked.

[eejit101]

LOL.

You need background

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[eejit101]

Ok.....

Are you used to do something to a person?

[tjntaco]

Not used for work
Some parts are metal
In most cases, powered by electricity
Larger than a 32 oz mayo jar
Makes no significant sound
May be any color
Typically has no power chord
It can be powered by batteries
Found indoors
Can be "used" anywhere but not primarily "used" in the kitchen or bedroom
If you're using it for pleasure, you're twisted




Not a rubber duck
Not a Xmas tree angel
Not an Ipod
Not Pokerkitty's vibrator
Not a cell phone
Not a nose hair trimmer
Not a digital reader
Not a light saber
Not Eejit's buttplug

[Ringo]

is it a flashlight?

Suggestion for next weeks game: have 4-5 pre determined generic questions answered before game starts.

[woohoosue]

is it a flashlight?

Suggestion for next weeks game: have 4-5 pre determined generic questions answered before game starts.
there is no 20 questions contest suggestion thread. I'm assuming there is a reason for this.

is it a chocolate fountain

[NDN]

Ok.....

Are you used to do something to a person?

Used more to do something for a person than to a person.

[woohoosue]

does it tell time? is it a clock?

[NDN]

does it tell time? is it a clock?

Nope and nope.

[ScareCrowAKA]

does it give off light?

[Pokerkitty6]

Is it an "automatic/robot" floor cleaner?

[NDN]

does it give off light?

Some do; some don't.

[tjntaco]

Is it a Christmas decoration?

[NDN]

Is it a Christmas decoration?

No it is not.

[eejit101]

Is it a personal hygeine product?

[woohoosue]

Is it a personal hygeine product?

like this clue would help ...how many hygiene products do you own? ok that was cruel i thot it would sound funnier but it doesn't ......so try and ex-sponge it from your minds.

[NDN]

Is it a personal hygeine product?

Again, that would depend on how you want to stretch it.

[ScareCrowAKA]

can u put someting inside of it?

[NDN]

can u put someting inside of it?

Nope, just batteries in some cases. I guess you could cram anything you wanted in the battery compartment though.

[woohoosue]

is it a humidifier

[NDN]

is it a humidifier

Negative. Big negative.

[Pokerkitty6]

Is it a flameless candle?

[NDN]

Is it a flameless candle?

Nope. Not a flameless candle.

[Pokerkitty6]

Is it a massage device?

[eejit101]

Does it dispense something of some kind?

(im assume kittys was a guess, not a question)

[Pokerkitty6]

yes....it was a guess

[NDN]

Does it dispense something of some kind?

(im assume kittys was a guess, not a question)

If you twist it right, yes, it "dispenses" something in some way. Not in a physical way though.

[Pokerkitty6]

An air freshener that mist when you walk by.

[NDN]

An air freshener that mist when you walk by.

That's a negative.

[CATLICKER]

Is it a silent smoke alarm? Or an etch-a-sketch?

[NDN]

Is it a silent smoke alarm? Or an etch-a-sketch?

Nope. Neither. Would hate to be the proud owner of a "silent" smoke alarm though!

[CATLICKER]

Is it some type of scale?

[eejit101]

Aerosol based?

[NDN]

Is it some type of scale?

Yes! It is a household scale!

[CATLICKER]

WOOHOO !!!

[eejit101]

Are you a household scale?

Or did i weigh in with my answer too late?