Breaking NEWS... Jets sign new QB

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... Uncle Rico- When Interviewd, Teammates express excitement, considering he cant really be any worse

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when asked what he could do for the team... Uncle rico replied he could provide strict leadership, a overwhelming attitude of never giving up on a dream, and the ability to "throw a football over dem mountians"

... which is better than Mark Sanches, whos best attribute is throwing the ball into the arms of defenders or straight into the ground.

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Is this real? who in uncle rico?

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Uncle Rico Could Have Gone Pro Scene from Napoleon Dynamite Movie (2004) | MOVIECLIPS (http://movieclips.com/qV2M-napoleon-dynamite-movie-uncle-rico-could-have-gone-pro/)

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Ahh. Thanks